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1st link
WARNING: Drawings of guys sucking their own wangs

HAW HAW HAW HAW!

Link of the year! Very informative. rock:

uhhhh "Where do I go?"

-Dane Cook

wtf..why?

[quote="Jimmy Paterson":21f6a]wtf..why?[/quote:21f6a]


why? because its all your fault

ROFLCAKES.

[quote="Jimmy Paterson":96955]wtf..why?[/quote:96955]because you touch yourself at night

[quote=Coleman]because you touch yourself at night[/quote:cee53]
Yeah. Don't you want to go to the next level, Jimmy? You'll never acheive anything in life with that attitude, young man. Now, limber up and start sucking.

[quote=Zoner]Yeah. Don't you want to go to the next level, Jimmy? You'll never acheive anything in life with that attitude, young man. Now, limber up and start sucking.[/quote:a78c3]

Zoner can you take your relationship with me to the next level and...oh hell, lets just hold hands!

DISCLAIMER: To Jimmy's Mother, who will inevitably read this thread and ground Jimmy's ass for a month...

I'm not encouraging your underage son to perform sex acts for the enjoyment of everyone on this forum. This is purely a joke and has no basis in reality. Please don't send Dateline NBC over to my place for an undercover expose on internet predators and their victims.

...so yeah about that hand holding thing...

DONT FUCKING IGNORE ME OR ELSE!!!!

haw haw! I didn't see your post.

Hand holding, huh? I'm not one for PDAs, but what the hell. In the wake of "Brokeback Mountain", homosexuality is fashionable.

"ACIDEYEZ! I wish I knew how to quit you!!"

"don't be discourage if you can't put your lips on your own cock when you 1st try"

yee haw! grill up some of your beefburgers and ill fix us a nice picnick!

loooooooool

Dear RSA,
I love licking girls' assholes as well as their pussies. Is this normal/healthy?
Matt, U.S.

Matt,
Licking ass (aka tossing her salad) is perfectly normal, although a lot of people don't do it because of taboos about the butt, squeamishness, cleanliness issues, fear of disease, etc. However, asses are hot, the anal area is full of sensitive erotic nerve endings, and eating out a nice, clean asshole can be very pleasurable for both the giver and the receiver.

mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

ahahahahahahahaha.

wow.

best advice ever.

[quote="Jimmy Paterson":c9649]wtf..why?[/quote:c9649]
because you can Jimmy, because you can.

[quote="Turd Burglar":c9649]Before i got this wolf shirt, i was saving up to have some ribs removed so i could suck my own cock.[/quote:c9649]
see Jimmy, that's some self-cock-sucking commitment right there
...why not take a leaf out of Turd Burglars book, eh?

[quote=Coleman]because you touch yourself at night[/quote:0bfd1]

ROFL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Peter: Sir why did all the dinosaurs die off?
Teacher: Because You Touch Your self at night


happy:

Dear RSA,
My boyfriend has a dick shaped like Captain Hook's right hand, if you know what I mean. Whenever we have sex it feels like he is inserting a curly fry up my vagina. Is there a medical procedure for un-bending his boomerang cock?
Tracy, Phoenix

ROFL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!+ 1 that made my fucking night

Oh god...

[quote=Milla][quote=Coleman][quote="Jimmy Paterson":4685d]wtf..why?[/quote]because you touch yourself at night[/quote]

ROFL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Peter: Sir why did all the dinosaurs die off?
Teacher: Because You Touch Your self at night


happy:[/quote:4685d]

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hahhahahah happy:

was there a link somewhere in there?
EDIT: Oh. Um, wow Nyck. One may wonder why you were looking that up, but uh...

lol i remember when EightAce posted this a while back, the pictures are damn funny

maybe because I had the flu this week and puked my guts out and in the process, pulled a muscle in my stomach. Or maybe I just want to suck my own dick.

anyone who doesn't want to suck their own dick is a faggot