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wintersforge 02-21-2006 01:23 PM

Who is Married and how long????
 
12 years (7 years married) ive been at it with the same young lady (Im 32 and she is 35)....poll is l337.... oOo:

edit: I have 2 girls as well.....

Airborne Butters 02-21-2006 01:27 PM

I'm not! Shit I'm still single. I plan on doing the single thing till about 28ish... for some reason I just can't get past the fact that I'm still young and I don't want to settle down just yet.

http://www.mcpeepants.com/sounds/024sup ... spore5.mp3

Mr_Gl@ss 02-21-2006 01:27 PM

8 years in May, same lady as well (34 me, 32 her). 2 kids so bear that in mind in regards to the poll...

Nyck 02-21-2006 01:30 PM

my wife is pregnant so nein hittage for quite some time

been married 1 1/2 years

Bucknub 02-21-2006 01:32 PM

my dick has dust on it, so what does that tell you?

Nyck 02-21-2006 01:33 PM

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Originally Posted by Bucknub
my dick has dust on it, so what does that tell you?

bullshit you jerk off like 18 x a day

geRV 02-21-2006 01:46 PM

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Originally Posted by Bucknub
my dick has dust on it, so what does that tell you?

That you've been fucking old decomposing corpses?

Pyro 02-21-2006 01:58 PM

No Wife.

No girlfriend.

Only bucky.

Sgt>Stackem 02-21-2006 01:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Nyck
my wife is pregnant so nein hittage for quite some time

been married 1 1/2 years


dont let that stop you!!



it will be ten years for me this July rock:

Arkan 02-21-2006 02:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Nyck
my wife is pregnant so nein hittage for quite some time

been married 1 1/2 years

Thats no excuse for "no sex". Most women are very sexually active during pregnancy. Hey, weren't you pleasantly suprised when the "tittie fairy" paid her a visit?

Nyck 02-21-2006 02:14 PM

the sex whilst pregnant part has come and passed. were now in the Im 9 mo pregnant and want this thing out of me now phase.

shes due in 9 days

Sgt>Stackem 02-21-2006 02:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Nyck
the sex whilst pregnant part has come and passed. were now in the Im 9 mo pregnant and want this thing out of me now phase.

shes due in 9 days


that didnt stop me the_finger:

Forte 02-21-2006 02:40 PM

you usually dont want to have sex with a pregnant woman for the last 2 months of her pregnancy. The orgasm will send the baby into early delivery.

Bucknub 02-21-2006 02:42 PM

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Originally Posted by Forte
you usually dont want to have sex with a pregnant woman for the last 2 months of her pregnancy. The orgasm will send the baby into early delivery.

wouldnt matter for Nyck, He wouldnt know what buttons to push for his wife to have the big O

Colonel 02-21-2006 02:43 PM

[quote="Sgt>Stackem":52305]
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Originally Posted by Nyck
...
shes due in 9 days


that didnt stop me the_finger:[/quote:52305]


[quote="Stackem's unborn child":52305] I need this like I need a hole in the head.[/quote:52305]

ed: biggrin:

I'm coming up on 21 years.

tomxtr 02-21-2006 02:52 PM

10 years together. Both 32. Married almost 6 years. 2 boys, 5 and 2.5.

Poseidon 02-21-2006 02:52 PM

nein marrage, Been with my gf for a little over a month.

wintersforge 02-21-2006 03:02 PM

who choose "been over a year since I hit it"..... ed: oOo: annoy:

spank: freak:

Himmler 02-21-2006 03:16 PM

single dance:

Jakke 02-21-2006 03:23 PM

afrodj13, so that means single and i have 1 kid on the way

tomxtr 02-21-2006 03:25 PM

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Originally Posted by Jakke
afrodj13, so that means single and i have 1 kid on the way

cry:

Jakke 02-21-2006 03:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by tomxtr
Quote:

Originally Posted by Jakke
afrodj13, so that means single and i have 1 kid on the way

cry:

yeah true, im almost 18 so i'm planning to move out of here asap. and i'm kinda happy the chick doesn't want me as a dad oOo:

Hawke 02-21-2006 03:30 PM

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Originally Posted by Jakke
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Originally Posted by tomxtr
Quote:

Originally Posted by Jakke
afrodj13, so that means single and i have 1 kid on the way

cry:

yeah true, im almost 18 so i'm planning to move out of here asap. and i'm kinda happy the chick doesn't want me as a dad oOo:

Jan? Kid? ed:

CoMaToSe 02-21-2006 03:30 PM

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Originally Posted by Bucknub
Quote:

Originally Posted by Forte
you usually dont want to have sex with a pregnant woman for the last 2 months of her pregnancy. The orgasm will send the baby into early delivery.

wouldnt matter for Nyck, He wouldnt know what buttons to push for his wife to have the big O

annoy:

Jakke 02-21-2006 03:33 PM

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Originally Posted by Hawke
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Originally Posted by Jakke
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Originally Posted by tomxtr
Quote:

Originally Posted by Jakke
afrodj13, so that means single and i have 1 kid on the way

cry:

yeah true, im almost 18 so i'm planning to move out of here asap. and i'm kinda happy the chick doesn't want me as a dad oOo:

Jan? Kid? ed:

yeah, she's 5 month's now, but she said she wanna take care alone of the baby and she doesn't want me to visit, no big deal


damn condoms

Pyro 02-21-2006 03:56 PM

i hope you don't have to pay child support...she not wanting you there should also apply to your wallet.

strvs 02-21-2006 04:44 PM

[quote=Jakke]
Quote:

Originally Posted by Hawke
Quote:

Originally Posted by Jakke
Quote:

Originally Posted by tomxtr
Quote:

Originally Posted by "Jakke":5c742
afrodj13, so that means single and i have 1 kid on the way

cry:

yeah true, im almost 18 so i'm planning to move out of here asap. and i'm kinda happy the chick doesn't want me as a dad oOo:

Jan? Kid? ed:

yeah, she's 5 month's now, but she said she wanna take care alone of the baby and she doesn't want me to visit, no big deal


damn condoms[/quote:5c742]
yea, no big thing oOo:

Poseidon 02-21-2006 04:58 PM

bejezus man, i'd want to go and see that kid.

SoLiDUS 02-21-2006 05:10 PM

Not married, 7 inches.

... WHAT!? Stop looking at me like that! oOo:

02-21-2006 05:18 PM

18 years old, married since i was 16. fucking arranged marrages.


Just kidding. I'm single.

Da_Bian 02-21-2006 07:35 PM

You didn't include weeks or months in your poll. wallbash:

Together 7 years. Married 3 years. Hit it average once every 2 weeks to a month. annoy:

Machette 02-21-2006 07:38 PM

[quote=strvs][quote=Jakke]
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Originally Posted by Hawke
Quote:

Originally Posted by Jakke
Quote:

Originally Posted by "tomxtr":81201
Quote:

Originally Posted by "Jakke":81201
afrodj13, so that means single and i have 1 kid on the way

cry:

yeah true, im almost 18 so i'm planning to move out of here asap. and i'm kinda happy the chick doesn't want me as a dad oOo:

Jan? Kid? ed:

yeah, she's 5 month's now, but she said she wanna take care alone of the baby and she doesn't want me to visit, no big deal


damn condoms[/quote:81201]
yea, no big thing oOo:[/quote:81201]

anti 02-21-2006 07:44 PM

[quote="Da_Bian":2c74e]You didn't include weeks or months in your poll. wallbash:

Together 7 years. Married 3 years. Hit it average once every 2 weeks to a month. annoy:[/quote:2c74e]

step up. love is about compromise. even if she doesnt want to i would expect her to let you hit it maybe 5 times a month or more.

Judas 02-21-2006 07:48 PM

i would probably kill her

Arkan 02-21-2006 08:05 PM

[quote="Da_Bian":2cb29]You didn't include weeks or months in your poll. wallbash:

Together 7 years. Married 3 years. Hit it average once every 2 weeks to a month. annoy:[/quote:2cb29]

Fuck that noise!.....time for a g/f

Sirus 02-21-2006 08:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Judas
i would probably kill her

happy:

Cpt. Obvious 02-21-2006 09:23 PM

I have had a girlfriend for almost two years and still going on strong.

Coleman 02-21-2006 09:40 PM

[quote="Cpt. Obvious":a4fe3]I have had a girlfriend for almost two years and still going on strong.[/quote:a4fe3]not after college biggrin: happy:

Zoner 02-22-2006 07:56 AM

We'll be married 2 years in October. Starting dating in 2001.

No kids...yet.

bukdez 02-22-2006 10:14 AM

i was "married" for almost 6 years up til a year ago... we did it pretty often though...


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