Happy Birthday
 

to Chuck Norris, who turns 66 today.

[img]http://www.sadurski.com/satyra/sobowtory/norris.jpg[/img]

Never thought he was that age, ida thought mid 50's at most. ed:

damn...that total gym really does work.

I wonder if he does anal

who gives a fuck. Hes a has been.

In celebration, I'm going to go watch Sidekicks on VHS

[img]http://www.wicked-vision.com/images_rv/s/sidekicks_cover.jpg[/img]

this vid will answer all ur questions, it's got chest-shitting and everything:

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Chuck is 66 and he still can kick ass. Happy birthday Chuck Norris

-Guns don't kill people. Chuck Norris kills People.
-There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of animals Chuck Norris allows to live.
-Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.
-The chief export of Chuck Norris is Pain.
-There is no chin under Chuck Norris' Beard. There is only another fist.
-Chuck Norris has two speeds. Walk, and Kill.
-The leading causes of death in the United States are: 1. Heart Disease 2. Chuck Norris 3. Cancer
-Chuck Norris drives an ice cream truck covered in human skulls.
-Chuck Norris doesn't go hunting.... CHUCK NORRIS GOES KILLING
-When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
-Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.
-There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Chuck Norris has allowed to live.
-Outer space exists because it's afraid to be on the same planet with Chuck Norris.
-Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.
-Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs.
-Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.
-Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.
-There is no chin behind Chuck Norris’ beard. There is only another fist.
-When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he isn’t lifting himself up, he’s pushing the Earth down.
-Chuck Norris is so fast, he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head.
-Chuck Norris’ hand is the only hand that can beat a Royal Flush.
-There is no such thing as global warming. Chuck Norris was cold, so he turned the sun up.
-Chuck Norris can lead a horse to water AND make it drink.
-Chuck Norris doesn’t wear a watch, HE decides what time it is.
-Chuck Norris gave Mona Lisa that smile.
-Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.
-Chuck Norris does not get frostbite. Chuck Norris bites frost
-Remember the Soviet Union? They decided to quit after watching a DeltaForce marathon on Satellite TV.
-Contrary to popular belief, America is not a democracy, it is a Chucktatorship.

That kid committed suicide

yeah i remember hearing that on the news. I was totally shocked by that.

[quote="mr.miyagi":6ea8c]-Guns don't kill people. Chuck Norris kills People.
-There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of animals Chuck Norris allows to live.
-Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.
-The chief export of Chuck Norris is Pain.
-There is no chin under Chuck Norris' Beard. There is only another fist.
-Chuck Norris has two speeds. Walk, and Kill.
-The leading causes of death in the United States are: 1. Heart Disease 2. Chuck Norris 3. Cancer
-Chuck Norris drives an ice cream truck covered in human skulls.
-Chuck Norris doesn't go hunting.... CHUCK NORRIS GOES KILLING
-When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
-Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.
-There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Chuck Norris has allowed to live.
-Outer space exists because it's afraid to be on the same planet with Chuck Norris.
-Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.
-Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs.
-Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.
-Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.
-There is no chin behind Chuck Norris’ beard. There is only another fist.
-When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he isn’t lifting himself up, he’s pushing the Earth down.
-Chuck Norris is so fast, he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head.
-Chuck Norris’ hand is the only hand that can beat a Royal Flush.
-There is no such thing as global warming. Chuck Norris was cold, so he turned the sun up.
-Chuck Norris can lead a horse to water AND make it drink.
-Chuck Norris doesn’t wear a watch, HE decides what time it is.
-Chuck Norris gave Mona Lisa that smile.
-Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.
-Chuck Norris does not get frostbite. Chuck Norris bites frost
-Remember the Soviet Union? They decided to quit after watching a DeltaForce marathon on Satellite TV.
-Contrary to popular belief, America is not a democracy, it is a Chucktatorship.[/quote:6ea8c]

thanks we never saw that before fgt

haahah stfu

same, I loved that movie when it came out lol....

yeah man, how about when he does the weapons competition at the end? Oh man, when he turned into that white ninja dude, I almost shit my pants.

[quote=Coleman]yeah man, how about when he does the weapons competition at the end? Oh man, when he turned into that white ninja dude, I almost shit my pants.[/quote:7348b]

I liked it when he actually met Chuck, outside of his dreams at the competition - And chuck kicks that faggot trainers ass...

[quote=Tripper]yeah man, how about when he does the weapons competition at the end? Oh man, when he turned into that white ninja dude, I almost shit my pants.[/quote:fad5d]

I liked it when he actually met Chuck, outside of his dreams at the competition - And chuck kicks that faggot trainers ass...[/quote:fad5d]"Hi, I'm chuck norris. How about you and me go out and win this thing?"

happy: