cooking failures
 

yeah, so i was cooking bacon and it all burned and now my house is filled with smoke.

do any of you ever get so frusterated when you cook something and it gets fucked up!? cuss:

ya, but it rarely happens

i dont really cook, except ramen noodles biggrin:

Cook your bacon in the microwave and you won't fuck it up.
























Most people wouldn't.

beer:

Mark "gshock" Wilson:I'm going to die
Nyck: Awesome
Nyck: From Bacon Smoke Inhalation?
Mark "gshock" Wilson: I cooked it in the microwave

I can't remember once ever fucking up a meal bad enough that I couldn't eat it...I cook for my family most weeknights because they get in late from work and I get in early after uni...So I've cooked a decent amount of meals as well - I love to cook, it's one of my most favourite things.....

next to sucking dong rock:

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how do you fuck up cooking bacon? oOo: Did you fall asleep or something?

I was cooking beer battered bratwursts just about 20 minutes ago. I left the cover on the pan and the beer overflowed out of the pan and went everywhere.

i wasn't watching it and it was on high heat oOo:

[quote="Jin-Roh":230cc]i wasn't watching it and it was on high heat oOo:[/quote:230cc]

Your fault. How in the hell can you walk away from a frying pan loaded with bacon? More kitchen fires are caused by bacon than any other food. Consider yourself lucky. Next time go to Dennys. Just don't forget to bring your gun! oOo:

my meals usually turn out fine

mine too, I make a mean lunchables

I used to do stupid things, but when i actually cook i do alright...but i still need to get better

Yea im pretty bad, get distracted and/or forget things and they burn. Or worse they arent cooked enough! Im getting pretty good on the BBQ tho.

Hahahahahahahaha, +1

rock:

i put a chips ahoy in the toaster oven, that didnt turn out so well, it actually moistened it and it tasted like crap. I dont suggest it.

I am the bacon commander. Seriously though, i take pride in my bacon cooking skills. Nothing like half a pack of bacon in one sandwich. biggrin:

I liek bacon too....Fry it up, let it cool, then fry up some chicken, let that cool - then throw it all together with salad greens and mayo and eat dat shizz coz it iz da most ganksta feed out, hoe

bacon is bad for you! hake:

but yeah, I'm more health concious now.

p.s. I love you all.

I try not to fuck shit up when I cook.

ive only recently started catering for myself. I fucked up alot of food (not getting it right, but learnt from my mistakes.

i'm teaching myself how to make stir frys and curries now.

shotgun:mohaa::stir frys:cooking biggrin:

[quote="Jin-Roh":10476]shotgun:mohaa::stir frys:cooking biggrin:[/quote:10476]
..... oOo:

its alright, hes retarded.

[quote="Unknown_Sniper":daaf4]its alright, hes retarded.[/quote:daaf4]

dance:

I'm a pretty good cook, but it takes practice and patience. Attention to detail and a bit of creativity are key.

I don't remember the last thing I tried to cook that turned out so fucked up that it couldn't be eaten.

last one was frying my own chips. Had it on too high of a heat , they just burnt the outside of the chips, I took them out to cool down as usual, put them back in, and they got pretty nasty. I was hungry though so I ate them anyway eek: