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Scorched Earth 05-06-2006 10:49 PM

David Blaine
 
Incase you havent heard, david blaine is submerged in 2000 gallons of a saline water solution with oxygen tanks for 7 days and 7 nights. it ends monday night. he trained with navy seals to prepare. at the end of this stunt, he'll handcup himself within 150 pounds of chains then remove the oxygen and attempt to break the record of 8 minutes and 58 seconds under water while escaping the chains. comments?
ps. and now. watch as david blaine eats his own face!

dr nein 05-06-2006 10:51 PM

The ultimate attention whore.

Coleman 05-06-2006 10:53 PM

cool stuff

I'll never forget when I went to see David Copperfield. His show was cool as shit. I don't care if each one of his tricks costs him $10,000 to produce; they're still cool as shit.

I've been finding myself to like Criss Angel over David Blaine in the past year or so.

Machette 05-06-2006 10:53 PM

Why doesn't he do something for the better of humanity rather than this shite?

Coleman 05-06-2006 11:08 PM

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Originally Posted by Machette
Why doesn't he do something for the better of humanity rather than this shite?

Do you want him to produce endless amounts of fish and wine like Jesus? Or would you rather have him fill the sea coasts with millions of fish?

Machette 05-06-2006 11:17 PM

Why don't you just shut the hell up already.

Coleman 05-06-2006 11:20 PM

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Originally Posted by Machette
Why don't you just shut the hell up already.

lol no seriously. What kind of magic can benefit all of humanity? It's like telling Terrel Owens to make a catch that will change lives of everyone in the world. Blaine is only an entertainer...nothing more

Judas 05-06-2006 11:29 PM

i hope he dies.


lol @ fish and wine. ( was bread tho ).

Coleman 05-06-2006 11:33 PM

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Originally Posted by Judas
i hope he dies.

lmao

05-06-2006 11:40 PM

Harry Houdini was the original escape artist, and therefore the best.

jujumantb 05-07-2006 12:58 AM

conan obrien sent his whale mascot out there to flop around next to blaine to break the record of a whale being out of water for a week happy: he also had a bunch of goldfish in fishbowls surrounding it as specatators biggrin: [/i]

Jonsey_ 05-07-2006 01:39 AM

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Originally Posted by Machette
Why doesn't he do something for the better of humanity rather than this shite?

He is bettering humanity be entertaining humanity! people take that 'shite' really serious and love to go and see what he has to offer.....cheer up nub

jujumantb 05-07-2006 01:47 AM

[quote="Jonsey_":4c73c]
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Originally Posted by Machette
Why doesn't he do something for the better of humanity rather than this shite?

He is bettering humanity be entertaining humanity! people take that 'shite' really serious and love to go and see what he has to offer.....cheer up nub[/quote:4c73c]
ha, agreed, very few people on this earth ever do anything to better humanity anyway, its overrated..

Jonsey_ 05-07-2006 01:57 AM

[quote=jujumantb]
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Originally Posted by "Jonsey_":eea85
Quote:

Originally Posted by Machette
Why doesn't he do something for the better of humanity rather than this shite?

He is bettering humanity be entertaining humanity! people take that 'shite' really serious and love to go and see what he has to offer.....cheer up nub

ha, agreed, very few people on this earth ever do anything to better humanity anyway, its overrated..[/quote:eea85]
And if they do then they are barely recognized not put on live television for hours on end.

Nyck 05-07-2006 07:48 AM

lol @ better humanity.

What if he chastized the bush administration while doing it.

you'd prob masturbate to the show then.

TGB! 05-07-2006 09:12 AM

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Originally Posted by Coleman
Quote:

Originally Posted by Machette
Why don't you just shut the hell up already.

lol no seriously. What kind of magic can benefit all of humanity? It's like telling Terrel Owens to make a catch that will change lives of everyone in the world. Blaine is only an entertainer...nothing more

LOL!

The man-hate people have for BLAINE is really ridiculous. The man performs stunts, get over it. He isnt some damn superhero or some shit - you think its a waste of time, great - MILLIONS of people would disagree with you. Its really just bullshit posturing to try and dig on BLAINE for doing his magic thing.

Scorched Earth 05-07-2006 09:57 AM

for every person that you can name that is bettering humanity i can name 20 that arent. not alotta people care about bettering humanity these days.

Machette 05-07-2006 10:43 AM

Unbelievable. All I can say..


rolleyes:

Bucknub 05-07-2006 10:56 AM

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Originally Posted by Machette
Unbelievable. All I can say..


rolleyes:

books, read them.

Machette 05-07-2006 11:04 AM

Buck I can't beleive you got me there..along with Nyck's dozen other replies that had words similar to those. Get something original ffs.

Bucknub 05-07-2006 11:05 AM

dude, haven't you figured me out already? I can't come up with anything new.

Johnj 05-07-2006 11:06 AM

Bettering humanity is way over rated.





mwah:

Coleman 05-07-2006 11:08 AM

i'm lollerskating over what this thread has become.

Machette 05-07-2006 11:09 AM

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Originally Posted by Bucknub
dude, haven't you figured me out already? I can't come up with anything new.

Yeah you along with many others.

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Originally Posted by Coleman
i'm lollerskating over what this thread has become.

A animated comic strip?

Mr.Buttocks 05-07-2006 11:26 AM

I'd be impressed if he did it in a tank full of sharks.

Mr.Buttocks 05-07-2006 11:29 AM

I'd even settle for him doing it in a tank with some agitated geese swimming on the surface. You could train a chimpanzee to do what he's doing right now.

05-07-2006 11:42 AM

[quote="Mr.Buttocks":a6f8c]I'd even settle for him doing it in a tank with some agitated geese swimming on the surface. You could train a chimpanzee to do what he's doing right now.[/quote:a6f8c]

buttocks, no matter how shitty my day is, i just have to read one post by you and im doubling over from laughter.

Scorpion -]M15F1T[- 05-07-2006 11:49 AM

[quote="Mr.Buttocks":800e2]I'd even settle for him doing it in a tank with some agitated geese swimming on the surface. You could train a chimpanzee to do what he's doing right now.[/quote:800e2]

buttocks is the man?

Coleman 05-07-2006 11:59 AM

i wonder how it'll affect his skin. Being submerged in water that long can really do a number on the body. If he comes out too roughly, his skin may peal off. ed:

c312 05-07-2006 12:05 PM

^I personally haven't seen any of this stunt, but someone told me that his skin was almost peeling off his hands...supreme raisining

gtboys34 05-07-2006 12:08 PM

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Originally Posted by Coleman
i wonder how it'll affect his skin. Being submerged in water that long can really do a number on the body. If he comes out too roughly, his skin may peal off. ed:

have you seen his hands yet? They looks like grandpa sacks

Coleman 05-07-2006 12:15 PM

is it being broadcasted on a tv station or a webcast?

gtboys34 05-07-2006 12:27 PM

i saw that part on cnn. But the live broadcast is supposed to come on abc this week i believe. Check your local listings

Tripper 05-07-2006 01:24 PM

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Originally Posted by c312
^I personally haven't seen any of this stunt, but someone told me that his skin was almost peeling off his hands...supreme raisining

ewww

geRV 05-07-2006 01:38 PM

*prays for supercharged electric eels to be dropped in the tank*


loney:

Proteus 05-07-2006 01:48 PM

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Originally Posted by Acideyez
Harry Houdini was the original escape artist, and therefore the best.

You have the same attitude as Gonzo. Just because they were first means they're the best. That's the problem with all you people clinging to older movies just because they were done first. Who cares.

Short Hand 05-07-2006 01:52 PM

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Originally Posted by Proteus
Quote:

Originally Posted by Acideyez
Harry Houdini was the original escape artist, and therefore the best.

You have the same attitude as Gonzo. Just because they were first means they're the best. That's the problem with all you people clinging to older movies just because they were done first. Who cares.

LIKE HALO !! happy:

Blase 05-07-2006 02:00 PM

If his hands are getting all fucked up from being in the water too long, how does he expect to get out of chains?

Coleman 05-07-2006 02:03 PM

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Originally Posted by Blase
If his hands are getting all fucked up from being in the water too long, how does he expect to get out of chains?

Magic! biggrin:

Proteus 05-07-2006 02:26 PM

[quote="Short Hand":202e7]
Quote:

Originally Posted by Proteus
Quote:

Originally Posted by Acideyez
Harry Houdini was the original escape artist, and therefore the best.

You have the same attitude as Gonzo. Just because they were first means they're the best. That's the problem with all you people clinging to older movies just because they were done first. Who cares.

LIKE HALO !! happy:[/quote:202e7]

Halo 1 blows asshole.


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