Have you ever paid for sex?
 

Legitimate question. Answer honestly.

I didn't have to pay the chicken.

[quote="Short Hand":dacb8]I didn't have to pay the chicken.[/quote:dacb8]
Q Why did the chicken cross the road?

A To be fucked by Short Hand for no financial gain.

Well, technically... even just taking the girl on a date and paying for everything means the same if you end up sleeping with her. The difference between that and a prostitute is that the latter won't be saying NO when you make your move.

NOT WITH A WOMAN

True dat. beer:

[quote="dr nein":5fbae]True dat. beer:[/quote:5fbae]
technically maybe...but a date!..it just could be that special gal you take home to meet the folks..
not someone who'll try to negotiate a price to 3-way fuck them ($25 extra 2 lick ur dads butthole)... annoy:

no

nope, never

Does a rub-n-tug at the local massage parlor count?



Kidding, no.

nope

never, i hate prostitutes/strip clubs/etc.

Of course not, no.

naa

More interesting question:

Would you ever be paid for shex? I was reading about this guy who went round London sleeping with busy, rich businesswomen who didn't have the time for a boyfriend & he made something like 30 grand to go out & party & shag girls.

Where do I sign? rock: rock: rock:

I think every guy should at least offer their services to a minger for a fair price, or if you find a girl that really likes ya offer to do it for a fiver biggrin: .

I was married for ten years.

well, i've paid for happy endings for massages and lap dances but i dont consider that necesarilly paying for sex.

did you spooge in their eye?

Long time, you a Marine now? How was the citadel?

no

[quote="Mr.Buttocks":7f6c2]NOT WITH A WOMAN[/quote:7f6c2]

oOo: happy:

For a prostitute/stripper, no

For certain girls, yes. What i mean by that is the effort going into dates and all that nonsense with g/f's. We've all been there.

Ok, check out this analogy:
Guy 1 meets girl and invests in time, money, emotions, and all that bullshit just to get sex when SHE wants. He's limited to this one piece of ass and he's not guaranteed pussy when he wants it.

Guy 2 is single. When he's in the mood, he hand picks who he wants to dump a load on and "pays" for her services. After that, she quietly leaves and he can go on with his life.

Figure into all the time spent, money, emotional baggage, her family/friends, and all that bullshit and who do you think comes out ahead?
Perhaps paying for it isn't such a bad idea afterall.

can I have a medium side order of STD's? Thanks. Appreciate it.

thats pretty logical

no, but i would.

who the fuck actually reads playboy?
Virgins and prudes

[quote="Simo Häyhä":fb420]who the fuck actually reads playboy?
Virgins and prudes[/quote:fb420]there are good articles in them. why don't you go out and plan a highschool shooting or something.

biggrin:

[quote=Coleman]there are good articles in them. why don't you go out and plan a highschool shooting or something.[/quote:9da88]
I would but I have friends and i would feel guilty. LOL

nope

I doubt I will

but who knows...I think stupid things when im drunk.

you said you'd pay me the 15 dollars last month...
i'll email you my paypal account incase you forgot.
thnx babe

[quote="Simo Häyhä":ad062]you said you'd pay me the 15 dollars last month...
i'll email you my paypal account incase you forgot.
thnx babe[/quote:ad062]

that shit was mutual and consensual.

there is an old saying:
you dont pay a hooker for sex, you pay her to leave after sex

[quote="Sgt>Stackem":c51a5]there is an old saying:
you dont pay a hooker for sex, you pay her to leave after sex[/quote:c51a5]

Man speaks the truth.

I dont think taking a girl on dates and then getting sex is analogous to paying for it. Paying for sex is, imo, a strictly financial issue, money for sex. If the girl you take on dates ONLY sleeps with you to 'pay you back' for taking her out and spending money on her, then ok, but unless she was ridiculously hot, I'd hope none of you do that oOo:

When you've been to countries like Thailand, Korea, and Okinawa ... biggrin: NAUGHTY countries when it comes to prostitution.

Lets be real here for a second. Has anyone gone the distance with any girl just to get down her pants?

A buddy of mine who i'm going to vegas with in a week is dead set on banging the shit out of a hooker.

My answer: ask me in 2 weeks

My dog was practically beggin' for it.

havent not, not payed for sex

Would a type of payment be rides from her house to school? cause back in High school, this one gurl would give me surprise oral on the way to school. Oh man it was nice, she would pretend to drop something by my side of the car, and next I thing I was unzipped and getting some. She really only did it like 20 times my senior year, she was a junior, but I gave her rides like for 3 semester ... and the good thing is that she wasn't out of my way.

But that was it, I was starting to like her, but she would refuse for me to take her out on dates ... my play time w/ her was in the car only, and it wouldn't pass oral. stupid:

I have never paid for sex, and I probably will at one stage of my life - Don't need to right now though...Getting it for free...and I mean free. I don't pay for any extra shit at all, I'm not in an old-fashioned relationship, everything gets split down the middle....