Why are there no blacks in nascar?
 

# 10 - Have to sit upright while driving.
# 9 - Pistol won't stay under front seat.
# 8 - Engine noise drowns out the rap music.
# 7 - Pit crew can't work on car while holding up pants at the same
time
# 6 - They keep trying to carjack Dale JR.
# 5 - Police cars on track interfere with race.
# 4 - No passenger seat for the Ho.
# 3 - No Cadillac's approved for competition.
# 2 - Can't wear helmet sideways.



AND THE NUMBER ONE REASON WHY BLACKS CAN'T BE IN NASCAR.

# 1 - When they crash their cars, they bail out and run.

wow eek: I kinda expected this to be from Jin-Roh...

That was no good..

lmao @ you overly politically correct people, the down fall of the human race.

Im not politically correct at all. Im just saying that was such a shitty joke I would have expected Jin to have posted it.

no1 is pretty funny.

[quote="Unknown_Sniper":d8db1]wow eek: I kinda expected this to be from Jin-Roh...[/quote:d8db1]

You're terrible with expectations.

que 'that's racist!' .gif

not funny because it's just not funny. you suck.

fuck that was gay

I thought it was funny?

http://www.billlester.com/

fuck you

[quote="Vlad_Drak":359c5]lmao @ you overly politically correct people, the down fall of the human race.[/quote:359c5]
no, that was just retarded and not funny, I'm all for a funny racist joke...

Is there such a thing as a black redneck? eek: oOo:

sure, TGB!

[quote="Unknown_Sniper":2b156][quote=geRV]Is there such a thing as a black redneck? eek: oOo:[/quote]
[url="http://www.cowboytroy.com"]http://www.cowboytroy.com[/url][/quote:2b156]

I can't believe I clicked that link...but LOL @ his songs.

tgbs from the west coast ...

he is an urban cowboy.

That I play chicken with a train is a great song by cowboytoy.

I cant believe this thread is still open

shit, what do i say!!?? wallbash:

Wow this thread fucking sucks. Those jokes were fucking terrible, and no, it's not because they're racist - It's just because they're not funny.

The reason Blacks don't like Nascar is because Nascar fucking sucks. Cars that can only turn left for 728478347 laps isn't the most interesting thing in the world. That's why only stupid one-legged rednecks who digest their own shit watch it. (i.e anita_penis aka vlad_Mc Anal)

Go watch WRC - There's some REAL motorsport right there.

"OH SHIT, HE TURNED LEFT AGAIN! OMFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFG"

you're angering nyck

Ive actually been watching tons GT1 and GT2 racing this past weekend. Lots of Lagun Seca, and some other track I was not familiar with.

I want my 15 seconds back. And you fail:
[img]http://www.billlester.com/images/BillBanAD.png[/img]

Number one im not anita dick you fucking moron. number 2 I hate nascar for the same reAson as you do. 3 your a fag. 4 why do you love blacks but make fun of cripple people thats fucked up.5 you have issue's i see mommy did a shit job raising you. I could make you cry but it would only be a ban on this pc board. Why dont you see a shrink you need it bad flaming people for no reason, we all know you think them jokes are racist when in fact there not, but your just to fucking stupid to see that.


ps: come back with some kind of beat off anal, parent insult, ohh and a gimp one with bad grammar. thats about all you are good for in life is a few insults you give here, and people stealing you car shit and makeing you reer end them. sounds like Karma loves you dip, shit know it all, red headed dumb fucking scottish, french asshole black wanna be. god your a pathetic piece of shit.



pss: it was a david letter top 10 list, so lets see what the naacp says if its racist or not.

[quote="Vlad_Drak":4c240]

Number one im not anita dick you fucking moron. number 2 I hate nascar for the same reAson as you do. 3 your a fag. 4 why do you love blacks but make fun of cripple people thats fucked up.5 you have issue's i see mommy did a shit job raising you. I could make you cry but it would only be a ban on the pc board. why dont you see a shrink you need it bad flaming people for no reason, we all know you think them jokes are racist when in fact there not, but your just to fucking stupid to see that.


ps: come back with some kind of beat off anul parent insult, ohh and a gimp one with bad grammar. thats about all you good for in life is a few insults you give here, and people stealing you car shit and makein gyou reend them. sounds like Karma loves you dip shit know it all red headed dumb fuckin gscotish french asshole black wanna be. god your a pathetic piece of shit.[/quote:4c240]
wow oOo:

Also, tripp is kiwi. Die Horribly

[quote="Vlad_Drak":e8bb5]

Number one im not anita dick you fucking moron. number 2 I hate nascar for the same reAson as you do. 3 your a fag. 4 why do you love blacks but make fun of cripple people thats fucked up.5 you have issue's i see mommy did a shit job raising you. I could make you cry but it would only be a ban on this pc board. Why dont you see a shrink you need it bad flaming people for no reason, we all know you think them jokes are racist when in fact there not, but your just to fucking stupid to see that.


ps: come back with some kind of beat off anal, parent insult, ohh and a gimp one with bad grammar. thats about all you are good for in life is a few insults you give here, and people stealing you car shit and makeing you reer end them. sounds like Karma loves you dip, shit know it all, red headed dumb fucking scottish, french asshole black wanna be. god your a pathetic piece of shit.



pss: it was a david letter top 10 list, so lets see what the naacp says if its racist or not.[/quote:e8bb5]

lmfao, you got one leg man. Hahahahahaahahahaaha.

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http://www.groundforce1.com/forums/view ... ck#1038757

ps. i havent watched nascar in 2 years

This is the worst thread is recent history.