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Machette 06-01-2006 10:09 AM

World Cup 2006
 
Starts next week. cool:

http://fifaworldcup.yahoo.com/06/en/w/schedule.html


P.S gerv is gay

Nyck 06-01-2006 10:42 AM

USA has a tough draw with the Czech and Italy, But I have hopes for them this year they are 5th ranked in the world and look ready to play

Opening match against the Czech should be a great one

Mr.Buttocks 06-01-2006 11:13 AM

The world's biggest and best sporting event is nearly here! Hurrah! happy: I'm going to put some money on Argentina to win it.

Microsoft released a wee program to keep track of the World Cup: [url=http://www.microsoft.com/downloads/details.aspx?FamilyID=df6a6e6e-21af-4786-ad1d-a38e8bfda82f&DisplayLang=en:7c7e7]link...[/url:7c7e7] (Remember to change the language setting to English (UK) during installation so that it's called Microsoft Football Scoreboard. [url=http://enscreenshots.softonic.com/s2en/52000/52607/3_soc1.jpg:7c7e7]Screenshot[/url:7c7e7] )

Proteus 06-01-2006 11:14 AM

World Cup '06 Bilboard:

[img]http://media1.break.com/dnet/media/content/pic3607.jpg[/img]

Mr.Buttocks 06-01-2006 11:16 AM

dance:

TonyMontana 06-01-2006 12:01 PM

[img]http://www.vnexpress.net/Vietnam/The-thao/2005/09/3B9E1DDB/l.jpg[/img]

Machette 06-01-2006 12:19 PM

NEIN DEGO!

mr.miyagi 06-01-2006 01:33 PM

[quote="Mr.Buttocks":b0fb6]The world's biggest and best sporting event is nearly here! Hurrah! happy: I'm going to put some money on Argentina to win it.

Microsoft released a wee program to keep track of the World Cup: [url=http://www.microsoft.com/downloads/details.aspx?FamilyID=df6a6e6e-21af-4786-ad1d-a38e8bfda82f&DisplayLang=en:b0fb6]link...[/url:b0fb6] (Remember to change the language setting to English (UK) during installation so that it's called Microsoft Football Scoreboard. [url=http://enscreenshots.softonic.com/s2en/52000/52607/3_soc1.jpg:b0fb6]Screenshot[/url:b0fb6] )[/quote:b0fb6]
This download is available to customers running genuine Microsoft Windows. Please click the Continue button to begin Windows validation. cuss:

TonyMontana 06-01-2006 01:33 PM

fgts gimme a sec, i'll upload the setup for ya

http://victorvitaliano.com/uploads/msscoreboard.rar

should be able to install it. i think validation is just for downloading it

Nyck 06-01-2006 01:36 PM

Jesus christ, does anyone run a legit windows anymore. annoy:

MuZzA 06-01-2006 02:05 PM

England FTW!

TonyMontana 06-01-2006 02:05 PM

Dear Readers,

Extremely important advice and recommendations to be passed on to wives,
girlfriends, fiancés, mothers, sisters, daughters, etc. (to all women
in general) These rules are to be communicated prior to the World Cup in
June/July this year...


LIST OF RULES

1. From 9 June to 9 July 2006, you should read the sports section of
the newspaper so that you are aware of what is going on regarding the
World Cup, and that way you will be able to join in the conversations.
If you fail to do this, then you will be looked at in a bad way, or you
will be
totally ignored. DO NOT complain about not receiving any attention.

2. During the World Cup, the television is mine, at all times, without any
exceptions. If you even take a glimpse of the remote control, you will
lose it (your eye).

3. If you have to pass by in front of the TV during a game, I don't
mind, as long as you do it crawling on the floor and without distracting
me. If you decide to stand nude in front of the TV, make sure you put
clothes on right after because if you catch a cold, I wont have time to
take you to the doctor or look after you during the World Cup month.

4. During the games I will be blind, deaf and mute, unless I require a
refill of my drink or something to eat. You are out of your mind if you
expect me to listen to you, open the door, answer the telephone, or
pick up the baby that just fell from the second floor....it wont happen.

5. It would be a good idea for you to keep at least 2 six packs in the
fridge at all times, as well as plenty of things to nibble on, and
please do not make any funny faces to my friends when they come over to
watch the games. In return, you will be allowed to use the TV between
12am and 6am, unless they replay a good game that I missed during the day.

6. Please, please, please!! if you see me upset because one of my teams
is losing, DO NOT say "get over it, its only a game", or "don't worry,
they'll win next time". If you say these things, you will only make me
angrier and I will love you less. Remember, you will never ever know
more about football than me and your so called "words of encouragement"
will only lead to a break up or divorce.

7. You are welcome to sit with me to watch one game and you can talk to
me during halftime but only when the commercials are on, and only if the
halftime score is pleasing me. In addition, please note I am saying
"one" game, hence do not use the World Cup as a nice cheesy excuse to
"spend time together".

8. The replays of the goals are very important. I don't care if I have
seen them or I haven't seen them, I want to see them again. Many times.

9. Tell your friends NOT to have any babies, or any other child related
parties or gatherings that requires my attendance because:
a) I will not go,
b ) I will not go, and
c) I will not go.

10. But, if a friend of mine invites us to his house on a Sunday to watch a
game, we will be there in a flash.

11. The daily World Cup highlights show on TV every night is just as
important as the games themselves. Do not even think about saying "but
you have already seen this...why don't you change the channel to
something we can all watch??", the reply will be: "Refer to Rule #2 of
this list".

12. And finally, please save your expressions such as "Thank God the
World Cup is only every 4 years". I am immune to these words, because
after this comes the Champions League, Italian League, Spanish League,
Premier League, etc etc.

Thank you for your cooperation.
Regards,
Men of the World


cool:

Tystnad 06-01-2006 02:08 PM

Goin down to England at the first of july, so hopefully Ill be sat at a pub in Southampton, watching the finals. rock:

Pyro 06-01-2006 02:34 PM

World cup and Eruo cup owns...the league play sucks cuz it's just teams with money against teams without money.

[img]http://www.umich.edu/~iinet/oip/Images/photo-albums/poland/poland-flag.gif[/img]

Sicilian_Summers 06-01-2006 02:35 PM

FORZA ITALIA

TonyMontana 06-01-2006 02:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pyro
World cup and Eruo cup owns...the league play sucks cuz it's just teams with money against teams without money.

[img]http://www.umich.edu/~iinet/oip/Images/photo-albums/poland/poland-flag.gif[/img]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZaNnLL69BP0
for you shawn. gl to poland, they're going to need it with that goalie. happy:

Pyro 06-01-2006 02:40 PM

We are still the best 2nd placed team in qualifying...and england just got lucky...if we only tied those limeys wed of had first.

Fuck England.

Scotland > England

eeves 06-01-2006 04:19 PM

Brazil ftw!

Machette 06-01-2006 05:11 PM

Rooting for Argentina..Bet alot of people thought I was going for Iran. eek:

mr.miyagi 06-01-2006 05:23 PM

Cheers for the upload link Tony but its validatin' thru n thru 4 lyfe, nevermind.

I think its time for some World Cup 2006 avatars and siggehs to be made!
England for the win beer:

p.s - roffle at that men's letter to women happy:

Simo Häyhä 06-01-2006 06:47 PM

lets go USA!!


oh wait....

geRV 06-01-2006 08:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Nyck
Jesus christ, does anyone run a legit windows anymore. annoy:

biggrin:

Ive a legit copy, problem is my disc got busted and the warezed versions dont ask to input a cd key, can't be fucked ballsing around with the registrry either.

Coleman 06-01-2006 08:40 PM

lol @ Tony's rules

MuZzA 06-02-2006 05:19 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pyro
We are still the best 2nd placed team in qualifying...and england just got lucky...if we only tied those limeys wed of had first.

Fuck England.

Scotland > England

Go play the blackman on the end of whites mans whip fag.

Zoner 06-02-2006 08:07 AM

I don't really cheer for any one team, but I really do enjoy the World Cup when it comes 'round.

I'd like to go to Preston Street here in Ottawa and watch the Italy games. It must be fucking crazy. All the mobsters eating big square pizzas at the Prescott, cheering for Italia like insane motherfuckers. Good times.

Scorpion -]M15F1T[- 06-02-2006 10:47 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by geRV
Quote:

Originally Posted by Nyck
Jesus christ, does anyone run a legit windows anymore. annoy:

biggrin:

Ive a legit copy, problem is my disc got busted and the warezed versions dont ask to input a cd key, can't be fucked ballsing around with the registrry either.

Wondows corperate edition and no need for the Genuine advantage tool biggrin:

elstatec 06-02-2006 01:18 PM

brazil aint winning it this year.


england, germany, france, italy or holland.

Nyck 06-02-2006 02:39 PM

USA SHOCKS THE WORLD

Machette 06-02-2006 02:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Nyck
USA SHOCKS THE WORLD

Nein

Pyro 06-02-2006 02:50 PM

England will not win...this is the easiest bet in sports.

unfortunatly my two fav teams are in the same pool...Poland and Gwermany (Scotland is my real #2 but they suck...they're only good at kicking englands ass in battles)

Scalping Chief 06-02-2006 08:08 PM

Switzerland are the clear favorites to win.

imported_Fluffy_Bunny 06-03-2006 06:46 AM

I'm just waiting for the English football fans to reach Germany...


I predict a riot! stupid:

TonyMontana 06-03-2006 04:41 PM

Rooney who?

It's all about 6'8 110lb Peter Crouch cool:

[img]http://img282.imageshack.us/img282/7290/149173623252ll8zs.gif[/img]

Mr.Buttocks 06-03-2006 04:52 PM

Crouch looks and runs like a fucking giraffe!

[DAS REICH] Blitz 06-03-2006 05:08 PM

I remember during the last world cup, someone made a MoHAA map of the world cup stadium... misses MoHAA

Machette 06-03-2006 06:35 PM

http://www.nytimes.com/2006/06/04/sport ... wanted=all

Mr.Buttocks 06-05-2006 03:20 PM

4 DAYS!

Coleman 06-05-2006 03:23 PM

[img]http://gizmodo.com/images/2006/06/pee_goal.jpg[/img]

Piss and make a goal.
[quote:6207d]As a World Cup mania sweeps everywhere in the world but the good old US of A., you might be hearing shouting from men's rooms across the world, yelling Goooooooaaaaaaaalllll! The pee goal has a little ball on a string hanging in front of its wee soccer goal, inviting sporting gentlemen to try their hand at scoring the big one. Or small one, as the case may be.

Plus, there's a practical aspect to it. It keeps the splashing down and prevents cigarette butts and such from clogging up the works. At $8.13, it might just be cheap enough to drop off at your local pub to enhance the World Cup festivities. – Charlie White[/quote:6207d]

Nyck 06-05-2006 03:36 PM

stop posting gizmodo biggrin:

Coleman 06-05-2006 03:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Nyck
stop posting gizmodo biggrin:

gizmodo > all


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