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mR.cLeAn 06-06-2006 12:39 PM

The Rapture 666
 
Intresting enough, I open my eyes this morning to see 6:06:06 on my alarm ... even though it has been set to go off at 6:30 since forever, and I'm a heavy sleeper. It kinda freeked me out, when I realized the date.

Well so The Rapture is coming ... Isn't this great? NO ... I'm 21, in my years where I can be lusty, sexualy active, a drunk, or all those devilishly 'good' things ... and now I must resist temptation so I can survive this Rapture and get into heaven. Geez thanks a lot.

Well so whats gona happen?
The Great Tribulation - a 7yr thing that starts today.

Well the antichrist is to be revealed on 6/6/06 ... that means that he has all ready been borned, and today marks his day in which he reveals himself to the world, or that he will be borned today, like Damien. Watch The Omen tonight. He is to be thought of as a messiah, - simply a good guy - well all faiths are to unite under him, and he's gona put a 'Extra- Terrestrial Spin on The Bible' so he might be an alien ... oOo:

Yr 1 a peace treaty is sign between Muslims and Jews, and the western world.

Yr 2 (7/7/07) a temple for the new prophet is build in the Holy Land - Israel.
-Jews restart animal sacrifice
-Lust and sexual fantasies and perversions become comon thanks to a new church of sex

Yr 3 (8/8/08) The temlpe is completed.
- An Asteroid or Comet threatens earth. (Rev:8:8)
- It rains destruction upon earth
- 1/3 of crops and water is poisoned, or burned

Yr 4 (9/9/09) (Rev:9:11) Abbadon the destroyer is released
- WW3 - 1/3 of mankind are killed
- Peace treaty is broken
- Western world invades Jeruslaem
- The Beast stands in the Temple of God and declares Himself as God, The Abomination of Desolations (Matt:24:15, 2 Thes:2:4, Rev:13)

Yr 7 (2013) - Holocaust until THE RESURRECTION (1 Thes:4:16) happens
- JAN 2013. The 3.5 years, 40 & 2 months, 1260 days Slaughter of Christians Ends
- The Wrath of God is poured out upon the world for 30-45 days (Rev:16)
- - - A comet? This could be when the ancient, COMET-PLANET near passes earth and causes POLAR SHIFT, A GLOBAL CATACLYSM. (Isa:24 = Dan:12:1 = Rev:6:12-14)

Finally JESUS, AS EMMANUEL, returns to the earth to destroy the Antichrist in the battle of Armageddon and set up his Millennial Kingdom in Jerusalem for 1000 years.

... So great, 7 more years of misery. Oh and I'm not that religious, I googled all this information, and checked it ... cause I do have a bible, being catholic.

FYI

Coleman 06-06-2006 12:44 PM

I don't know about you, but I'm looking foward to this new "church of sex" biggrin:

Nyck 06-06-2006 12:52 PM

I'm sure you woke up EXACTLY at 6:06:06 am....wtf alarm clock has seconds on it anyway sleeping:

mR.cLeAn 06-06-2006 12:53 PM

Re: The Rapture 666
 
[quote="mR.cLeAn":0fbf1]Finally JESUS, AS EMMANUEL, returns to the earth to destroy the Antichrist in the battle of Armageddon and set up his Millennial Kingdom in Jerusalem for 1000 years.[/quote:0fbf1]

So in 3006 this happens again.

mR.cLeAn 06-06-2006 12:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Nyck
I'm sure you woke up EXACTLY at 6:06:06 am....wtf alarm clock has seconds on it anyway sleeping:

My annoying alarm has seconds on it, and it annoys the hell out of me cause is reg/digital so it ticks every second, and it seems to echo in my room at night ... so if one night I can't fall asleep is because of the dam alarm. And I could care less if you don't belive me.

WidowMaker555 06-06-2006 12:59 PM

[quote="mR.cLeAn":82369]
Quote:

Originally Posted by Nyck
I'm sure you woke up EXACTLY at 6:06:06 am....wtf alarm clock has seconds on it anyway sleeping:

My annoying alarm has seconds on it, and it annoys the hell out of me cause is reg/digital so it ticks every second, and it seems to echo in my room at night ... so if one night I can't fall asleep is because of the dam alarm. And I could care less if you don't belive me.[/quote:82369]

hey stfu

Simo Häyhä 06-06-2006 01:07 PM

Can I battle Hell Dæmons alongside Jesus?

Madmartagen 06-06-2006 01:09 PM

movie looks gay, too bad its overshadowing the fact that today is D-Day oOo:

Arch 06-06-2006 02:00 PM

[quote="Simo Häyhä":15b68]Can I battle Hell Dæmons alongside Jesus?[/quote:15b68]

THAT WOULD BE Awesome. hellfire:




spank: I'm gonna have a good life tommorow when nothing happens.

Jin-Roh 06-06-2006 03:44 PM

Those soldiers died on D-Day for the making of The Omen.

Sgt>Stackem 06-06-2006 03:47 PM

[quote="Jin-Roh":cd03e]Those soldiers died on D-Day for the making of The Omen.[/quote:cd03e]




oOo: oOo: oOo: plzdie:




those soldiers died so you have the freedom to make an ass out of yourself on a daily basis

Stammer 06-06-2006 03:48 PM

It's also just a number.

biggrin:

Jin-Roh 06-06-2006 03:50 PM

[quote="Sgt>Stackem":49683][quote="Jin-Roh":49683]Those soldiers died on D-Day for the making of The Omen.[/quote:49683]

those soldiers died so you have the freedom to make an ass out of yourself on a daily basis[/quote:49683]


I'm not serious. oOo:

Unknown_Sniper 06-06-2006 05:30 PM

OR, instead of all that stuff happening, nothing happens and hte world goes on as it has for ages. Unless scientologists says its the end of the world, I wont believe it. biggrin:

06-06-2006 07:12 PM

i thought you were jewish, mr. clean....

WidowMaker555 06-06-2006 07:52 PM

[quote="Sgt>Stackem":0babe][quote="Jin-Roh":0babe]Those soldiers died on D-Day for the making of The Omen.[/quote:0babe]




oOo: oOo: oOo: plzdie:




those soldiers died so you have the freedom to make an ass out of yourself on a daily basis[/quote:0babe]

well put

mR.cLeAn 06-06-2006 09:25 PM

I am jewish, but my mom is catholic ... but hasn't gone to church for ages. I just decided to be catholic for this post, since I'm entitle to be half catholic. I've read the bible, before, just to pised of my dad cause he got me mad this one summer, and I threated him to become catholic. I started goin to church and wwas very interested, but that die off and I just went to temple. So I consider myself a full jew now, I just have the knowledge of the catholics ... which isn't much.

Judas 06-06-2006 09:28 PM

i have no idea what the fuk this is all about . ( Die ).

Coleman 06-06-2006 09:28 PM

[quote="mR.cLeAn":09099]I am jewish, but my mom is catholic ... but hasn't gone to church for ages. I just decided to be catholic for this post, since I'm entitle to be half catholic. I've read the bible, before, just to pised of my dad cause he got me mad this one summer, and I threated him to become catholic. I started goin to church and wwas very interested, but that die off and I just went to temple. So I consider myself a full jew now, I just have the knowledge of the catholics ... which isn't much.[/quote:09099]ouch...low blow, low blow.

geRV 06-06-2006 09:31 PM

You threatened someone to become catholic, as far as threats go thats the first time ive heard of something like that. eek:

mR.cLeAn 06-06-2006 09:45 PM

[quote=Coleman]
Quote:

Originally Posted by "mR.cLeAn":e0a43
I am jewish, but my mom is catholic ... but hasn't gone to church for ages. I just decided to be catholic for this post, since I'm entitle to be half catholic. I've read the bible, before, just to pised of my dad cause he got me mad this one summer, and I threated him to become catholic. I started goin to church and wwas very interested, but that die off and I just went to temple. So I consider myself a full jew now, I just have the knowledge of the catholics ... which isn't much.

ouch...low blow, low blow.[/quote:e0a43]

You know what, I don't know everything, and if it wasn't for google, I could not have posted the initial post. So I retract the isn't much part.

Johnj 06-06-2006 11:09 PM

Wow, I'd like to thank you guys for sharing that with us.



nag:

Bleuachdu 06-06-2006 11:46 PM

I don't believe Catholicism identifies with the rapture.

EDIT: Googled

Looks like I'm right:

http://www.catholic.com/library/Rapture.asp

I'm not a Catholic either. Shame on loleman for not refuting the millenialist bullshit and bigger shame on Sr. Clean for misrepresenting another religion.

Arch 06-06-2006 11:47 PM

Us Catholics do not believe in a raputure. We believe that when the apoc comes we all will suffer etc until jebus comes and judges us spank:







yay. offtopic: plzdie:

Coleman 06-06-2006 11:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bleuachdu

I'm not a Catholic either. Shame on loleman for not refuting the millenialist bullshit and bigger shame on Sr. Clean for misrepresenting another religion.

I was just happy to hear about a sex religion dance:

Bleuachdu 06-06-2006 11:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Coleman
Quote:

Originally Posted by Bleuachdu

I'm not a Catholic either. Shame on loleman for not refuting the millenialist bullshit and bigger shame on Sr. Clean for misrepresenting another religion.

I was just happy to hear about a sex religion dance:

We already have that... you and I together.

RaNgeR 06-07-2006 12:21 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bleuachdu
I don't believe Catholicism identifies with the rapture.

EDIT: Googled

Looks like I'm right:

http://www.catholic.com/library/Rapture.asp

I'm not a Catholic either. Shame on loleman for not refuting the millenialist bullshit and bigger shame on Sr. Clean for misrepresenting another religion.

you are black? ed:











I kid, I love you the most; swear happy:

Bleuachdu 06-07-2006 12:34 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by RaNgeR
Quote:

Originally Posted by Bleuachdu
I don't believe Catholicism identifies with the rapture.

EDIT: Googled

Looks like I'm right:

http://www.catholic.com/library/Rapture.asp

I'm not a Catholic either. Shame on loleman for not refuting the millenialist bullshit and bigger shame on Sr. Clean for misrepresenting another religion.

you are black? ed:

Two GF1 dudes think I'm black. cool:

RaNgeR 06-07-2006 01:28 AM

Black people = cool:

I hear they also steal, run fast, and are good at sports nag:

Zoner 06-07-2006 08:54 AM

Hey, it's 07/06/06! Yay...we made it!!

Ever hear the song "The End of the World" by Henry Phillips? It's fucking hilarious.

mR.cLeAn 06-07-2006 11:31 AM

First I wasn't saying the Rapture was for catholics, i mentioned that I'm a % catholic thats it. The Rapture is for christians, I think.

And Zoner just because we are alive doesn't mean shit ... I think, if I read correctly yesterday was the beguining of the 7 yr reign by lucifer. At first peapce will be brought through out the land ... and all those things I posted.

But yeah others saw as an armaggedon. All of the sudden the earth would have been turned to a fiery hell, thanks to Global Warming - lol.

06-07-2006 11:44 AM

is it plausible to think that Jesus is the false prophet?

Zoner 06-07-2006 12:29 PM

[quote="mR.cLeAn":36a15]And Zoner just because we are alive doesn't mean shit ... I think, if I read correctly yesterday was the beguining of the 7 yr reign by lucifer. [/quote:36a15]
Chill the fuck out, Reverend. I was making a joke. oOo:

06-07-2006 12:31 PM

[quote=Zoner]
Quote:

Originally Posted by "mR.cLeAn":39189
And Zoner just because we are alive doesn't mean shit ... I think, if I read correctly yesterday was the beguining of the 7 yr reign by lucifer.

Chill the fuck out, Reverend. I was making a joke. oOo:[/quote:39189]

Father*

he is catholic to a degree, in catholicism they are Father.

Zoner 06-07-2006 01:03 PM

rolleyes:

Tripper 06-07-2006 02:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Zoner
rolleyes:

He really has earned his place as official GF1 faggot.

Simo Häyhä 06-07-2006 04:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Zoner
Hey, it's 07/06/06! Yay...we made it!!

Ever hear the song "The End of the World" by Henry Phillips? It's fucking hilarious.

I was going to call a typo on you but i realized that Canadians do their dates as Day/Month/Year
whereas we always do Month/Day/Year happy:

Jin-Roh 06-07-2006 04:32 PM

Canadians are delusional.

Pyro 06-07-2006 05:59 PM

A bunch of stupid shit that the insecure people believe. Religion.


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