F*cking hacked by the Chinese
 

We all know opening up Fortune Cookies is like unwrapping a present on Christmas morning. I open mine today after a fine dinner at a local Chinese food restraunt and I fucking get this:

[img]http://img301.imageshack.us/img301/1894/copyofdsc031698aq.jpg[/img]


Do you know how demoralizing this is?!?! cry:

PWND!!!

[img]http://media.urbandictionary.com/image/large/owned-41407.jpg[/img]

lol, never seen that before, that sux. demand your money back!

hahahaha

haha, thats funny

[img]http://img257.imageshack.us/img257/5687/1850717553lollerbate27gu.gif[/img]

[img]http://www.users.bigpond.net.au/chucktupp/fort.jpg[/img]

rofl owned by asians >_<

they dont even know what the hell a fortune cookie is in china believe it or not

You totally turned my world up-side-down right now...you don't even know. That's like saying Santa Claus isn't real! biggrin:

ha dude no joke, we had to explain how a fortune cookie works when someone mentioned it in a restaurant

sorry to ruin your life, hope you liked my facebook album, more pics to come

ja never seen a fortune cookie here

Retry

[quote="Wikipedia.com":55bf8]Both San Francisco, California and Los Angeles, California lay claim to the origin of the fortune cookie. Makoto Hagiwara of Golden Gate Park's Japanese Tea Garden in San Francisco is said to have invented the cookie in 1909,[1] while David Jung, founder of the Hong Kong Noodle Company in Los Angeles, is said to have invented them in 1918.[2]

San Francisco's Court of Historical Review ruled in 1983 in favor of San Francisco. Although the court was presided over by a Federal judge, the court itself has been criticised as being less than serious and biased in favor of San Francisco. Its conclusions, therefore, might not be the final word on the subject.[/quote:55bf8]

hmm.

lawl!!

I think he was being sarcastic, thats kind of common knowledge stupid: cool:

i had no idea chinese didn't know what a fortune cookie was, believe it or not.

headup, your captions on your facebook albums are HILARIOUS. I loved the one of the chinese worker "Construction site, looks like this guy is really enjoying his life right now..."

link me to your facebooook

abort life

http://pitt.facebook.com/profile.php?id=14203139

friend me happy:

EDIT: pt. 2 only has one pic so far, im waiting on a bunch more pics, but album 1 has some funny shit in it

Sigh, I need to get a facebook first, haha. I havent heard anything about an email address from Saint Michaels yet; I guess Ill have to wait.