How Chris Angel Handles chicks
 

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FUCKING LOL @ her screaming and running away

SAY SOMTEHING.

criss angel is the man. I love watching his show.

ahhhahhahhah

how the fuck?

i cut women in half all the time. nothing wrong here folks

LOL.

its just two of those bendy elastic people together, hence the large skirt.

ROFL!




if cris angel could pull the shit he does in his shows, then we wouldnt see much of him, because the US government would have him captured already and have experiments done on him

MAGIC!...

It's fucking fake. It has to be fake. It is really well done, but fake.

no, its real magic...

screw you maaan.

lol I hate that reaction to magic. Another classic is "Is that real?" FFS, magic is all fake. it's a given.

screw you maaan.

Are you fo' real?

speed haxor

eh, magic is gay

ever since the theme of my bar mitzvah party was magic ive hated it

Meh, that's nothing. I rip girls in half with my dick all the time.

i had no idea you were jewish.

im not anymore, i was raised episcopal with my mom until age 10, jewish with my dad til age 19, kind of developed my own religious beliefs that dont really match up with either in the past couple years...i had no idea you were actually gay

bisexual, just for now. I hold my faith in womankind in several girls that I know (one of them told me she had the hots for me but backed off when i came out happy: )

cock in da butt

Bullshit. You went gay cause chicks won't go near your fugly ass.

sure.

SURE YEAH.

of course.

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tripe is my bitch lover, except sometimes i give him some fresh air to breathe, so when im not looking he sneaks over to the computer and types up some hateful messages.

the greatest magic trick of all time, dedicated to men is...

You know who left the pleasantly suprising warm cup of piss that you so gleefully chugged down one brisk morning, 2 weeks ago? Yup. That was me.

Remember that guy that threw a glass of semen at you and your family when you were all taking that oh so quaint walk along that avenue - and then took a wankering big dump-truck in your mummies handbag? That was also, yours truly.

Wah wah wah.
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Don't forget this lil' niga here conquered yo whole fams, bitchmadeass fagmooo.

Pretty cool trick. An amputee is a magician's best friend.

I really have to stop letting this guy out of his cage.

Really? That's all you got for me? Weeeeeeak.

jumps in a puddle
http://youtube.com/watch?v=P7RsnOZudtM& ... ss%20angel

walks on water
http://youtube.com/watch?v=up7yc1YNtuc& ... ss%20angel

disappears out of nowhere
http://youtube.com/watch?v=rIfaFC-oGj0& ... ss%20angel

lol that was awsome

wait, acid really is gayish? Hehe, call the men in pointy hats.

criss angel is like a Jesus reincarnate who decided to exploit his powers for money and fame ed:

Being our resident magician, Coleman, please explain how he did that disappearing trick poolside. That was friggin impressive.

fuck that, explain the walking on water bit.