How will you die?
 

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Nyck: At age 88, aliens will abduct you and use your body for sick and often anally-oriented experiments before dropping you off outside of a local homeless shelter smelling of beer.



LAUGHING.
MY.
FZCKING.
A$$.
OFF.

Me = win

Michael Anthony: At age 79, you will die from a gunshot wound to the pelvis. The only suspect is your landlord.

Zoner: At age 94, you will be struck by lightning while trying to move the antenna beside your mobile home.

Mr Glass: At age 81, you will be trampled by a mob of rabid people at the opening of X-Men 17

Nyck = win


Dylan: At age 48, a large monkey will beat you to death, using the antiquated art of fisticuffs.

got another here:

Poseidon: At age 58, your head will explode after being exposed to Britney Spears for thirty-six consecutive hours!

rofl.

gtboyss34: it's amazing your still alive at age 21, with you being black and all rolleyes:

Cale Hightower: At age 83, you will refuse to give a quarter to a beggar. Immediately afterwards you will be hit by a bus.


oOo:

At age 44, you will be trampled by a mob of rabid people at the opening of X-Men 17. rolleyes:

man you guys have sucky deaths

Jordan: At age 71, you will die from wounds delivered by a blender after trying to make your sixteenth magarita of the day. (And it's on 3:00pm, shame on you!) rock: rock:

HAHAHAHA happy:

Ken: At age 42, you will be eaten by a cannibal after willingly responding to an internet personals add requesting food for the cannibal.
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At age 49, you will perish under strange circumstances involving a gallon of lotion, two nine volt batteries, and a photograph of a bicycle.

Hah! Im dying before all you bastards!

Chris: At age 33, you will be eaten by a cannibal after willingly responding to an internet personals add requesting food for the cannibal

Gerard: At age 38, you will be trampled by a mob of rabid people at the opening of X-Men 17.


cry: loney:

David: At age 84, you will fall from the fifth floor window of a hotel while under the influence of alchohol.

damn, that's pretty accurate

Paulius: At age 71, while showing your work at a major art gallery, you will be accosted and later slain by PETA activists.

Acideyez: At age 85, your head will explode after being exposed to Britney Spears for thirty-six consecutive hours!

Paul: At age 58, you will be slain by a swiss army knife. Nobody will use it against you, you just fall on it.

the last one is the most accurate.

At age 102, you will perish under strange circumstances involving a gallon of lotion, two nine volt batteries, and a photograph of a bicycle.

I'd say! I wish I could just sleep until im 84!

Derek : At age 102, you will refuse to give a quarter to a beggar. Immediately afterwards you will be hit by a bus.

I'm not Jewish! biggrin:

[quote="Art Attack":2eec4]Cale Hightower: At age 83, you will refuse to give a quarter to a beggar. Immediately afterwards you will be hit by a bus.


oOo:[/quote:2eec4]

Karma, bitch

"CoMa7oSe: At age 55, while playing Street Fighter Omega at an arcade, you will be electrocuted by the headset. You will be the first such death in years."

OR

"Chris Seitz: At age 91, you will fall into a tank at a large aquarium and be eaten by suckerfish."

I refreshed until I found the most realistic one:

Mark: At age 39, you will be blown in an explosion caused by a leaky pilot light and a faulty electrical switch.

Andy: At age 91, you will take a near lethal dose of mescaline, wander the desert for six months, and eventually be eaten by coyotes.


....Sounds about right.

tommy: At age 78, you will be eaten by a cannibal after willingly responding to an internet personals add requesting food for the cannibal.
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Ger: At age 77, in a fire.

Daniel: At age 84, you will be blown up by the pyrotechnics rigged at one of your "Reunion Tour" concerts.

aM reunion tour? biggrin:

#1 song, you filthy fucking cunt n00b.

Chris: At age 63, you will pass in your sleep from undiscerned natural causes.


Me = Win

At age 63, you will die fighting the Global War on Terrorism in Spain.

Josh: At age 51, you will be hunted by a strange apparition resembling Andy Griffith, and subsequently commit suicide after the stress proves to be too much.

Victor: At age 73, you will pass in your sleep from undiscerned natural causes.


Go me.

lol gg

Miyagi: At age 54, you will spontaneously combust while dining out with your family.

ed: happy:

At age 62, you will die fighting the Global War on Terrorism in Spain.

Whatada, at age 69 you will be electrocuted to death by captain planet's pen0rz.

M79: At age 80, a large monkey will beat you to death, using the antiquated art of fisticuffs.

Michael: At age 99, you will die in a fiery golf-cart crash, alcohol will be involved.

Mikey: At age 56, a meteorite will strike you as you are walking to the gas station to buy a 40oz bottle of malt beverage.

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Shawn: At age 34, your head will explode after being exposed to Britney Spears for thirty-six consecutive hours!

I read the thread before I posted mine seeing if I got it early...

I hope brittany is a decent milf when im 34...id probably rather have her sister when im that old.