Movie Cliches
 

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11. Women that don’t sweat during sex.

13. If someone dies with their eyes open, someone will close them by effortlessly moving their hand over the deceased face — and they will remain tightly shut.

18. Young gorgeous women constantly falling in love with men much, much older than they are. In other words: Fuck you Jack Nicholson and Clint Eastwood.

23. Chinese food takeout in a movie always comes in those little white boxes, which I have never, in my life, seen chinese food arrive at my door in. I desperately want it to, but it never does.

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they do from pick up stix

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Even WE get our chinese in those little boxes....But also in plastic containers as well.

what about massive explosions where any injury can be avoided by simply diving foward
....usually aided by someone screaming "BEHIND YOOOOOOOUUU!!!

or the cop with a heart of gold who gets gunned down 3 days before his retirement... loney:

[quote="Eight Ace":73541]what about massive explosions where any injury can be avoided by simply diving foward
....usually aided by someone screaming "BEHIND YOOOOOOOUUU!!!

or the cop with a heart of gold who gets gunned down 3 days before his retirement... loney:[/quote:73541]

Lols - Don't forget when the black chief of police/lieutenant yells at the careless rogue hero cops for destroying property.

...Or when the beautiful smart friendly funny girl leaves her conveniently-assholecunt boyfriend for the hero.

biggrin: rolf, yes...and as they leave he shakes his head in frustration at how this is gonna look upstairs...
but then a wry smile plays at the corner of his mouth as he thinks "sure those crazy bastards may not
play by the book, but goddammit.. if I ever needed someone coverin' my 6....." and so on and so forth.

the girl who leaves her future husband at the alter saying 'I... can't.' and runs to the boy she has come to love over the last week of shenanigans

Don't worry, you'll meet the right girl........boy...

Two words: "Hold me."

I fucking HATE that. A close second is "Try me."

Woman: "Oh, you won't understand the pain and anguish I feel right now"

Man: "Try me."

rolleyes:

Samuel Jackson getting eaten by a shark.

Arab terrorists.

I LOL @ this one
If someone dies with their eyes open, someone will close them by effortlessly moving their hand over the deceased face — and they will remain tightly shut.

Computers are hilarious in movies too. There are too many to mention but one that always drives me nuts is that every ENTER keystroke is met with an old school "beep".

That would drive me batshit.

or the fact that a fucked up hard drive causes static on the screen. Or that an entire database can be held on a single 1.44mb Floppy Disk. So much computer goofs it aint even funny. Even the OSes they use are UNIX or OS/2.

computer use is so wrong. ive yet to see a program that you control with the keyboard only. and ffs researh computers a bit before you write if you know nothing about them. usually the terminolgy is all wrong. i notice wrong terminolgy and computer usage all the time in the xfiles, of all things.

Or the usual ACCESS DENIED in foot high flashing red letters when someones trying to hack into something. biggrin:

how about the "microwave bombs" that always seem to tick to zero when the bad guy enters the room

^ you mean every steven segal movie.

Let's not forget Natalia and Boris's conversations over the internet in Goldeneye.

"I need 23 modems" made me laugh.

"Send Spike, American Shlugheads!"

"By God! I'm Invincible!"

or how about when someone does some sort of physical activity in a movie (i.e, running, rollar skating, playing basketball/volleyball/etc.) they ALWAYS sweat profusely? They have HUGE arm pit stains; the back of their shirt is drenched neatly down the middle; their chest has a nice neat sweat streak down the center.

One of the worst cliches, most recently in this:
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0393735/

Where the father doesnt love and puts pressure on his kid to play football (or any sport for that matter)

I'm sick of movies starring some famous actor who plays a coach of some youth team that becomes unlikely champions of sports like Basketball, Football, Baseball etc.
OVER FUCKING DONE. WHY DO THEY KEEP RELEASING THESE MOVIES?

[img]http://www.famous-couple.com/pics/emilio_estevez.jpg[/img]

This man needs more shoes!!!!

computer thing: A person's computer will have a personal password interface... with their face one it and stuff.. like on Superman Returns and Jurassic Park and Goldeneye?

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This man needs more shoes!!!![/quote:593f4]

Well, that's not as bad, while those movies weren't the first of their kind they had necessary aspects of originality - I liked them.

These days it feels like they have a new group of losers with some famous actor coaching them and inspiring them in some way every few weeks.

Whenever anything catches fire, it explodes. It can even be a wooden fence.

When someone gets shot with a handgun, it just blows them off their feet and through a pane of glass.

Cars that get into an accident during a chase never seem to get flats or just stall out.

Every single time you need to call for help on a phone, the friggin' wire is cut.

....and every single time you need to start a car to get away, the battery is dead.