I fkn hate lesbians
 

Yo

check this bs,

It was my mates 21st so he came down from London to go clubbing with me & a few other lads. He says he's bringing 7 girlies & one which I may be rather partial to. One of the guys I'm going clubbing with has only ever actually had one straight girlfriend, as it seems to be a fashion here in England for all the girls of 16-18 to be BI or gay...

Anyhoo we went clubbing & had a pretty gd time, but I sorta got the impression that these 7 young ladies weren't quite the ticket. After being shot down once by some other bish who had a bf, (whats the point of going clubbing if you have a bf?) & turning another fat slag down. I decided to try & entice this particular girlie my mate brought down from London. I managed to dance with her n kiss her & all that bs & get her number, she's a smart girl & a trainee eingineer... I was hoping to go back to my mates motel & make babies with her but it wasn't so.

When I left the club I was saying goodbye to everyone it suddenly struck me that these 7 hoes my mate brought down were all dikes. Even the bish I pulled was busy snogging some other girl as I saw her when I left. rolleyes: cuss: cuss: rolleyes: cuss: wallbash: wallbash:

What in the name of sweet Jesus is going on? Do I have to turn gay & kiss other guys to make girls jealous? Doing that lesbian shyt doesn't make me jealous it just pisses me off... Or perhaps I should go out dressed in drag with some fake tits. Anyhoo this utlra fat, butch, bitch called me gay when she saw me kissing this girl & I just thought WTF!!! There's me, a guy kissing a girl & I'm being called gay? I clearly remember saying to my mate in the club that even Cassanova couldn't weasel his way out of this one. Here we are dancing with 7 gay girls & my ex gf & her bf & a load of guys, what the fk are we meant to do??? annoy:

I think that this country has finally reached the limit, has the disease spread to the rest of the world & do you guys have to put up with this bs?

maybe if wanted to have sex look in a very dark alley for some skank

It's worked in pubs before, I do not require alleys, unless it happens to be a girls particular passage.

So what? 7 chicks are lezzies, who cares mang, there's tons of girls out there who are straight and want a good time, perhaps even more. I'm thinking about settling down with my gf, so i don't know oOo:

you should have offered that chick and the girl she was 'snogging' a genuine opportunity to sample a portion of your cock. that way, they both have a weird and experimental tale to tell their other dyke folk. when that happens, you'll be in like Flynn.

Re: I fkn hate lesbians
 

[quote="Fluffy_Bunny":8074e]...has the disease spread to the rest of the world & do you guys have to put up with this bs?[/quote:8074e]
Not this country. If you don't mind the yellow skins, come over here. You can sleep in my garage. ;) They love whitie.

Id fuck a hot lesbian chick if i got the chance.

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[quote="Fluffy_Bunny":b889c]7 gay girls & my ex gf & her bf & a load of guys, [/quote:b889c]
and you still went? ffs thats a sign right there that your little adventure was doomed from the start

hahaha england is gay

lol

I've yet to run into this problem bunny. Therefore i will report that Washington state is relativly free of lesbos that club with groups of guys while secretly checking out chicks.

you hate lesbians i hate Lebs. same shit

man: "what procedure was the lesbian in hospital for?"
other man: "was it a strapadychtomy?"
man: "yes...yes it was."
loney:

Swill could have come in fucking handy for something here.

that sucks man, allthough alot of girls these days seem more inclined to be bi or have some sort of lesbian expierience while in college here...i have only ran into a very few number of full blown lesbos that were actually hot...most dykes i have met were nasty.

I've never encountered this problem. You can usually tell who the lezies are in clubs. Most usually have their tongues down each others throats most of the night

funny, every time a guy gets shot down its because "she must be a lesbian"

maybe you stink or are ugly?

"fat slag"...haw haww!

happy:

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OmG its them! rock:

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Fabulous!

[quote="Mr.Buttocks":e8e40][quote="Short Hand":e8e40]Swill[/quote:e8e40]

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hahaa.. I like how Rosie's face is pefectly centered, just like the kid in your sig. Its weird looking from one to the other... Hypnotic.

Is that princess diaries real, or photochopped in? Why was Swill banned again?

SwillbjTripper.mp3

that was the original pic that made everyone think he is a lesbian.

and no the princess diaries movie is authentic. swill is a lesbian .. that movie's core audience is lesbian.

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Swill was a dude? No fuckin way ed:

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Fabulous![/quote:ca080]

lol strvued