STFU Janitor!
 

I come in this morning and there's a Sprite can on my desk with a note from the cleaner:

"Empty can's (sic) completely before discarding in rubbish bin. I doubt you like being soaked by fizzy drinks, I know I don't!"

Now, if memory serves me correctly from yesterday afternoon, I left about a 1/4 teaspoon of Sprite in the can.

I just left a note of my own stuck to the garbage bag...

"Do your job and don't worry about a half teaspoon of Sprite left in a can...and don't leave garbage on my desk again or you'll find more than Sprite in the trash"

Seriously...I fucking know better than to leave like a half can of pop in the garbage. My blood pressure went off the chart when I saw that.

So we call the building and the manager starts giving my grief about ALWAYS leaving half-empty cans in my garbage. I tore that boy a new arsehole saying that I was raised better and that I was always the one who was cleaning up around here. At the end, he was going to talk to the cleaner.

dance:

LMfao.

Pablo empties trash and finds his dogs head in there...OMFG!!!!! ed:

you're the only one that drinks sprite around here

I'll shit in the motherfucking can next time....fucking dirty quebecois piece of dogshit!

I drink sprite.

good for you. obey your thirst

I also enjoy a nice cold sprite. Or occasionally a sapsparilla. Though sometimes a tequila is quite satisfying.

i always put yogurt cups in my trash and the kanitor takes it out every day. i kind of feel bad...i wonder if he ever gets any yogurt on him...cause you know, you can never get all the yogurt out of the cup! it's impossible!

Re: STFU Janitor!
 

HAHAHAA That owns. beer:

I put half full drinks in the trash all the time. But my "office" trash can is in my home office. I've never spilled any when I was emptying the trash bin. There is this new invention called a Trash Bag. They are made of plastic. The one I use has a tie string on the top. I pull the string and the bag is sealed for me to take to the outside trash can. Amazing technology. rolleyes:

tell him youre a mod and demand more respect biggrin:

lolerbot at greatest Zoner quote, ever.

[quote="Airborne Butters":f22ab]lolerbot at greatest Zoner quote, ever.[/quote:f22ab]HE SAIDED SHIT TWICE!!

No, I said "shit" once and "dogshit" once. Subtle difference, ya see.

ah, KEKE. All is well then

Fucking janitors, he better not be a spick, cause i've worked cleaning up banks when i was younger, and i've had worse than a fucking sprite. mad:

even if it was half full... who cares.. the guy works at an office building and that is probably the worst he deals with all night... Try emptying garbages at any fast food type place. what a dick. Do your cans not have liners in them or what?

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the janitor in my place normally takes stuff out of my garbage and leaves the bag in because he empties it every night. i cna't fill a whole garbage bin in 1 day, so perhaps in zoners case the guy was grabbing the can itself out of the garbage.

i think i just got my next big idea!

coming soon to dvd, "janitors gone wild"!!!!

watch as these janitors masterbate to your family photos, office chairs, post its, monitor fingerprints, staplers and more. Buy one now and we'll also throw in a free copy of "lysol, its taste good.....afterall"

too late tomtxr already posted his janitors gone wild video a couple months ago

i was talking about a compilation dickweed

a sperm bank?

that would be shitty


or should i say salty

[quote="Crazy Canadian":c1e34]a sperm bank?

that would be shitty


or should i say salty[/quote:c1e34]

oOo: wow

I double-dog dare you.

He's just a janitor with an inferiority complex. He left the office a note a few weeks ago about the pizza boxes we left stacked up in the kitchen too. Well, throw them in the dumpster outside, you fucking uneducated wad!

Someone just came by to deposit a big wedge of half-eaten watermelon into my trashcan...haw! dance:

Get somebody to bring in a litterbox.

biggrin:

who the fuck says " fizzy drinks"

lol biggrin: " fizzy drinks"

I know!

Goddamned simpleton. rolleyes:

Souix City Sasparilla?!?

Custodian, Dick@!

Re: STFU Janitor!
 

We don't swim in your toilets, so please don't pee in our pool.

Yeah, that's a good one biggrin:

Zoner, try this, he'll love it. Take a wad of tobacco and chew it for a bit. Spit in an open coffee cup, then when the cup is half full with slimey brown spit, discard it in the trash. Then take your CLEAN finger and sweep out the loose tobacco from your mouth all over the garbage pail. That'll learn him !!

Zoner, it fucking sucks getting coffee, pop, ect all over yourself.. IT IS DISGUSTING. I know because I am ONE of those cleaners.

AND just for the record I put up with this bullshit day in and day out, BUT I NEVER LEAVE A FUCKING NOTE. Only some pussy ass mother fucker would leave a note bitching about it.


Just a few things I have to deal with on a dialy basis @ work.

-Shit splatter/ explosive crap spurts all over the bowl.
-Tampons thrown in the wrong disposal, then falling out onto the ground and I have to figure a way to pick it up without hurling.
-GUM everywhere all over the garbage.I usaully just change the bag....
-Swarms of bugs attacking me while I clean outer windows by any light source.
-People using your garbage buggy as a personal place to dump anything they want. (such as food..... and drinks)
-Rude notes from people in the building such as "THIS IS GARBAGE "giant frown face on the bin)
-Fat bitch to lazy to bend over and throw her crap in the bin, misses every other peice and leaves it all on the floor.
-COMPLAINTS. day in day out you get complaints about lots of stupid little crap, OMG THERE WAS DUST ON THE THERMOSTAT !, or DEAR GOD YOU MISSED A TINY BIN OF GARBAGE OUT OF THE 268 BINS !!... THE LIST goes on, I have even as of late gotten a complaint for the growt being wet whne it was just the humididty in the building.



-Cleaners take a lot of crap, and you should cut them a break, it seems as if this guy has snapped and just won't take it. You should have just thrown the note out and forgotten about it. eek:

Quit bitching and do your damn job Short. Or go on a roid rage and kill all those elitist assholes.
[quote="Short Hand":87245]
-Shit splatter/ explosive crap spurts all over the bowl.
-Tampons thrown in the wrong disposal, then falling out onto the ground and I have to figure a way to pick it up without hurling.
-GUM everywhere all over the garbage.I usaully just change the bag....
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WTF Are you complaining about? They leave you free food, and you just try to dispose of it? annoy:

[quote=CoMaToSe]Quit bitching and do your damn job Short. Or go on a roid rage and kill all those elitist assholes.
WTF Are you complaining about? They leave you free food, and you just try to dispose of it? annoy:[/quote:b6c0f]

How about you shut your indian ass the fuck up, you fucking redskin.

happy: It's not bad enough that they jerk off in your office, but now they don't want to do their job. The fucks in my office are too lazy to change the bag in the bins, and just want to tip them into their rolling receptacle. I'll have like a two week old bag in my office with all kinds of shit stuck to it.

[quote=CoMaToSe]Quit bitching and do your damn job Short. Or go on a roid rage and kill all those elitist assholes.
WTF Are you complaining about? They leave you free food, and you just try to dispose of it? annoy:[/quote:4bfad]


WOW I agree with him

[quote="Sgt>Stackem":f046f][quote=CoMaToSe]Quit bitching and do your damn job Short. Or go on a roid rage and kill all those elitist assholes.
WTF Are you complaining about? They leave you free food, and you just try to dispose of it? annoy:[/quote:f046f]


WOW I agree with him[/quote:f046f]
um... I hope you mean the first part and not the second or third...