An example of how gf1 messes with your head
 

I was browsing another forum and saw a topic entitled "Killing people is like squashing an ant:" former US soldier (Pfc. Green) and instead of thinking "Whoa...what a shitty attitude!" or "That guy's fucked in the head!", the first thing that came into my mind was "Is that the dude from aa.com that went to join the army/navy/air-force and then vanished, never to be seen or heard from again?" oOo:

http://news.yahoo.com/s/afp/20060730/ts ... itaryprobe

Doesn't appear to be him coz this psycho wasn't in the Navy. calmdown:

FBI MR.BUTTOCKS WE KNOW YOU HAVE THE CHILDREN

FUCK YOU COPPA!!! JUDAS AND I ARE NOT COMING OUT UNTIL HE'S FINISHED WITH THEM!!!

CUT YOURSELF BECAUSE YOU ARE EMO.

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i know what you mean buttocks. In my mind, "lol" is said instead of haha or whatever is was before LOL. im fucked for lyfe LOL

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What a fucking douche bag...

its the damned heat. i cant stand the fucking heat. 106 degrees, crappy air conditioning. ITS MELTING MY ALREADY NONEXISTANT BRAINS!

douche bag

lamest. ban. ever.

k stupid:

you i love. sorry for you having to see this. infact, just log out and dont return until i am banned, my posts cleaned, and then wash your eyes!

painfully bad.

I woke up this morning with a bad hangover
And my penis was missing again.
This happens all the time.
It's detachable.

[background singing begins: "detachable penis" over and over]

This comes in handy a lot of the time.
I can leave it home, when I think it's gonna get me in trouble,
or I can rent it out, when I don't need it.
But now and then I go to a party, get drunk,
and the next morning I can't for the life of me
remember what I did with it.
First I looked around my apartment, and I couldn't find it.
So I called up the place where the party was,
they hadn't seen it either.
I asked them to check the medicine cabinet
'cause for some reason I leave it there sometimes
But not this time.
So I told them if it pops up to let me know.
I called a few people who were at the party,
but they were no help either.
I was starting to get desperate.
I really don't like being without my penis for too long.
It makes me feel like less of a man,
and I really hate having to sit down every time I take a leak.
After a few hours of searching the house,
and calling everyone I could think of,
I was starting to get very depressed,
so I went to the Kiev, and ate breakfast.
Then, as I walked down Second Avenue towards St. Mark's Place,
where all those people sell used books and other junk on the street,
I saw my penis lying on a blanket
next to a broken toaster oven.
Some guy was selling it.
I had to buy it off him.
He wanted twenty-two bucks, but I talked him down to seventeen.
I took it home, washed it off,
and put it back on. I was happy again. Complete.
People sometimes tell me I should get it permanently attached,
but I don't know.
Even though sometimes it's a pain in the ass,
I like having a detachable penis.

[background voices continue to sing "detachable penis" for
a while, then out]

strvs if its so bad, why the fuck dont you just ignore it?

because it's kind of hard when you post in every thread with giant pics of anime porn.. plus it's funny watching you go down in such a pathetic manner. bravo george michael.

but you are posting, and thats what counts.

your frail homosexual psyche is tearing at the seams, a sad sight indeed.

and the posts keep coming. if you really dont care for me or anything i am posting, whynot just stop replying to every single post i make?

because you only embaress yourself further, which in turn furthers my entertainment experience. beer:

Banned.

you're telling me to go find something to do when you're sitting on the internet posting little girl cartoon porno. pot .. kettle .. black.

yep.

According to this the guy lived in Texas:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Steven_D._Green

Our PFC Green lived in Washington state if i'm not mistaken.

i wan tu stic it up yur bum

acideyez stop that crap...so gay and annoying.

I agree

lol

wtf it may be annoying but i havent posted any gay porn!

you should have or pr0n passwords like that one dude.

You just went out in the most pussyfied way EVER in the history of this forum.

Rofl, I'm telling you guys, this is the same guy who took snapshots of his cock and passed it off as mine.

[quote="Doctor Duffy":48fa5]Rofl, I'm telling you guys, this is the same guy who took snapshots of his cock and passed it off as mine.[/quote:48fa5]

Suuuure it is.

[quote=Tripper]Suuuure it is.[/quote:b0e09]
we all know you're full of shit, dickpic

[quote="Simo Häyhä":76d87][quote=Tripper]Suuuure it is.[/quote:76d87]
we all know you're full of shit, dickpic[/quote:76d87]

LOL