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Bucknub 08-03-2006 07:47 PM

another 'what pisses you off' thread
 
when your siblings or more specifically your older brother wears your fucking jeans after you just threw them in the wash and then dryer and then he comes and helps himself to them and starts wearing them. So after you harrass his broke ass about them, you find out that they are fucking dirty again and smell, what a fucking faggot mad: grrrr

Judas 08-03-2006 07:53 PM

stab him to death.

Bucknub 08-03-2006 07:53 PM

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Originally Posted by Judas
stab him to death.

I am seriously thinking about it


That kind of shit pisses me off to no end

imported_Fluffy_Bunny 08-03-2006 07:56 PM

I hate those long haired, hippie, emo kid, fags & I hate the girls who think these freaks are cool simply because it's fashionable. I'm sure they are lovely people but I just hate them...

ninty 08-03-2006 08:04 PM

people who walk extremly slow and you can't get around them.

anti 08-03-2006 08:10 PM

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Originally Posted by ninty
people who walk extremly slow and you can't get around them.

people walking too god damn fast. i like to relax and enjoy life, let me be. cuss: cuss: cuss:


much music

Stammer 08-03-2006 08:11 PM

The Head-On commercials.

gtboys34 08-03-2006 08:13 PM

onlookers
people who cant drive
females that cant express their true feelings

Doctor Duffy 08-03-2006 08:22 PM

Popping your collar, that's one.

Arch 08-03-2006 08:22 PM

those kids on super 16 birthday on mtv...rich fucks. cuss:

Doctor Duffy 08-03-2006 08:24 PM

Haha, those too. It's kinda funny, they all realise they're on the show that stereotypes bratty kids yet they all kinda manage to fit the bill.

Nyck 08-03-2006 08:57 PM

People at work who drink/eat shit that is not theirs

ninty 08-03-2006 08:57 PM

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Originally Posted by Arch
those kids on super 16 birthday on mtv...rich fucks. cuss:

I agree. They should be shot.

So I can also add

MTV
MuchMusic
CNN

harpua 08-03-2006 09:00 PM

dude bucknub you fuckin hate your older brother its more obvious than the fact that hitler hated the jews, just fuckin kill him and get it over with for christs sakes

harpua 08-03-2006 09:01 PM

sry the above post is by headup, and so is this one

ian (harpua) : its for christ sake alex, not christs sakes
alex (headup) : NOPE multiple sakes

Nyck 08-03-2006 09:04 PM

Its actually Christ's Sake

Stammer 08-03-2006 09:06 PM

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Originally Posted by Nyck
Its actually Christ's Sake

ban:

Nyck 08-03-2006 09:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Stammer
Quote:

Originally Posted by Nyck
Its actually Christ's Sake

ban:

shouldn't you be out killing jesus or starting wars?

Stammer 08-03-2006 09:08 PM

Soon as I sharpen my horns and drink my glass of christian first born blood, sugartits.

Bucknub 08-03-2006 09:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by harpua
dude bucknub you fuckin hate your older brother its more obvious than the fact that hitler hated the jews, just fuckin kill him and get it over with for christs sakes

dude, I have two older brothers and they both equally piss me off


I am working on killing them atm.

Arch 08-03-2006 09:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Stammer
Soon as I sharpen my horns and drink my glass of christian first born blood, sugartits.

Mel is coming for you.... rock: christians 4 lyfe

EDIT: Fuck christians, go CATHOLICS!1 oOo:

Doctor Duffy 08-03-2006 09:10 PM

You sound way too serious oOo:

Nyck 08-03-2006 09:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bucknub
Quote:

Originally Posted by harpua
dude bucknub you fuckin hate your older brother its more obvious than the fact that hitler hated the jews, just fuckin kill him and get it over with for christs sakes

dude, I have two older brothers and they both equally piss me off


I am working on killing them atm.

Fratricide rules.

wintersforge 08-03-2006 09:25 PM

forgive them...

Madmartagen 08-03-2006 09:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Nyck
People at work who drink/eat shit that is not theirs

that shit happens to me sometimes. i bought a combo at carls jr one time and only had time to eat the burger and drink a few sips of dr pepper before my shift started, so i put my fries and drink in the fridge. i was thinking about those fries for hours and then when my break comes, i see that some douche machine ate my fries and drank almost all my soda mad:

people that pull in front of you in your lane fast and then hit the brakes and do this gay little maneuver in the same lane before stopping at the yellow light.

some jackhole at work brings in his asian cuisine and heats that barf up in the microwave so that it stinks up the kitchen and all the cubes near me because of the fish sauce. im waiting for the CAO or CEO of the company to start firing people when he smells that shit.

people that drive all the way up in the gas station so that their one car blocks two pumps from being used. this is CA, people get shot for shit less than that, but for some reason, these people dont.

my dad who takes a shower at 7am even though i'm the only one in the house who has a job. i have to wait for him to get out and then he uses all the hot water.

people that we dont know who always come to our front door for stuff. whether they are selling magazines, cookies, running for congress - i dont care asshole, i dont want to talk to you, so gtfo.

my cousin who comes over and eats all our food and drinks and then never has money cause he thinks that by going to school = he doesnt need to work.

my neighbor who has a driveway but always parks in front of her house so no one else can. me and our other neighbor dont have driveways, so we have to park on the street and can never park in the shade because her buick is there.

cats and beagles that bark and fight at 2am.


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Nyck 08-03-2006 09:41 PM

I said that because we have some buttfuck who drank my pop at work.

i had a 20 oz sitting in the fridge which I used a dry erase marker to write my intials on
I come in the next day and its gone. Im like I bet you buttfuck drank it, I go up and theres my drink in his cubicle.
Our next internal newsletter had a blurb in it not to eat and drink peoples shit.
I then found my can in the recycle bin, with my intials rubbed off(but still visable) and then his written on it. really fucking pathetic
I was bitching to zone for like 10 minutes. I so wanted that drink the next day.

I never said anything but wish I would have

[DAS REICH] Blitz 08-03-2006 09:45 PM

ROFL he wrote his name on it, incredible

Bucknub 08-03-2006 09:50 PM

My buddy told me, There was this guy at work that would always bring this milkshake or slushy or whatever to work and leave it in the lunch room fridge, and EVERYTIME someone fag would ALWAYS steal it everysay and drink it. The guy could never find out who it was.

Well, one day when he went to get his drink outta the fridgge while everyone was in the lunch room eating (possible the guy who ket stealing his drink was sitting in there too) He made and announcement and Said out loud "For the person that keeps on stealing my drink in his fucking fridge every goddamn day, I just want you to know that I jerked off into it before i came to work today"

Nyck 08-03-2006 09:54 PM

we had an asshole like this at staples too.

He would eat peoples lunches.

so someone would be slaving get their 30 minute lunch go back and their hot pockets are gone and they have no money on them or time to get something so they would just not eat. It happened to a good friend of mine and she bitched him out, we knew who it was.

I was on break once and he came back and hes like "OOO hot pockets I fogot I left these in here" and they were fucking Mine.

I was like "mother fucker you eat those and you better buy yourself a blender because you wont be eating solids besides your teeth for a month"

he was such a annoying shit.

Bleuachdu 08-03-2006 10:02 PM

Things that annoy me:

Babies/Children
Nature
Flip Flops
Suburbanites
Driving

[DAS REICH] Blitz 08-03-2006 10:07 PM

flip flops eek: do explain

Bleuachdu 08-03-2006 10:09 PM

I can't wear them, they hurt my toes

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Nyck 08-03-2006 10:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bleuachdu
I can't wear them, they hurt my toes

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same, my velcro style brown sandels just shit the bed and broke, My wife could not understand why I hated flip flops.

It rubs the inside of my toe raw and just hate how they feel.

lasagna 08-03-2006 10:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Stammer
The Head-On commercials.

apply directly to the forehead
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Arch 08-03-2006 10:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by lasagna
Quote:

Originally Posted by Stammer
The Head-On commercials.

apply directly to the forehead
apply directly to the forehead
apply directly to the forehead
apply directly to the forehead
apply directly to the forehead
apply directly to the forehead
apply directly to the forehead
apply directly to the forehead
apply directly to the forehead
apply directly to the forehead
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rofl +1 for reminding me of that senseless shit rock:

gtboys34 08-03-2006 10:39 PM

headup, apply directly to the forehead

Simo Häyhä 08-04-2006 01:18 AM

my brother wears my jeans. fucker go buy your own

Eames 08-04-2006 01:34 AM

[quote="Fluffy_Bunny":23ef2]I hate those long haired, hippie, emo kid, fags & I hate the girls who think these freaks are cool simply because it's fashionable. I'm sure they are lovely people but I just hate them...[/quote:23ef2]

i agree with this completly.

also, i hate the whole "gangsta" rap culture that is so so huge among people today, that shit is ruining a generation.

Tripper 08-04-2006 01:47 AM

I hate niggers jews fags and lebs

Vance 08-04-2006 01:50 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tripper
I hate n****** jews fags and lebs

FINALLY.


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