The Battle of Douches
 

Who here at GF1 exhibits more levels of Douchitude? Who here at GF1 makes you wonder why someone would say something so dumb? I have compiled a list of 3 users whom the general community hates on some level.


comatose: all around idiot, probably gets off to the fact that everyone here hates him. Claims to have once received oral sex with a condom on, bullshit was quickly detected. Virgin

Duffy: Mentally handicapped individual with extreme facial deformities. Girls laugh at him as he walks by and probably has no real friends. Like comatose, he probably gets off to all the hate directed at him. He once sent a picture of his uncircumcised penis to the forum homosexual, Acideyez. Virgin

Pyro: Fervent anti-American, Canadian idiot. Blames America for all his problems. Wigger. Virgin.

duff and coma are easily ignored ... crying is something that bothers me to now end : pyro.

Three way tie.

Pyro with Coma at a close 2nd.

nice post

Sorry, but you still drive a pussy car.

I fucking LOL'd at the descriptions

Internet Win Confirmed

pyro doesnt make 2314 pointless fucking shite threads, so #1 is coma.

Sensitive thugs ya'll all need hugs.

[img]http://img349.imageshack.us/img349/9435/duffy7jf.gif[/img]

[quote="Doctor Duffy":11e71]Sorry, but you still drive a pussy car.[/quote:11e71]
LOL since when did i ever claim my Saturn was manly? Please continue your non getting laid activities

[quote="Chronic Diarrhea":012e7][im]http://img349.imageshack.us/img349/9435/duffy7jf.gif[/img][/quote:012e7]
rofl... hideous

1.21 jiggawatts

i would've been on that list 3 yrs ago.

Probably. I remember when everybody hated you. I think most of those still do though. spank: loney:

[quote="Chronic Diarrhea":d0ed2]Probably. I remember when everybody hated you. I think most of those still do though. spank: loney:[/quote:d0ed2]
happy:

list of those that still hate gtboys34...endless

nah, these nigz know who the man up in here.

try using a common language like english and then maybe we'll start to like you...but you'll never be the man or A man for that matter

Simo ftw....

...and I'd go with a 3-way tie. They should all die exactly at the same time.

lol Trip.

Duffy got my vote. I'm still in therapy over his penile pic. oOo:

I at first was not going to include Pyro on my "douche list" because I really had nothing against him. But this quote from him really tipped the scale.
Worst. Comparison. Evarrr

So lets see how the polls go in the next few days. Because it looks like Pyro might be crowned King Douche.

Of course he'll be crowned King Douche. He's a fucking idiot.

[quote="Chronic Diarrhea":ceb34]Of course he'll be crowned King Douche. He's a fucking idiot.[/quote:ceb34]
the poll will certify this

For all intents and purposes* it should be the Queen of Douches, because none of these three in any way deserve to be regarded in a manly sense.

With that said, Pyro takes it hands down, because although Duffy and Coma have both mentioned their penises, Pyro has no uttered a single word about his so-called Johnson. Therefore, he is Queen.

(Any attempt by Pyro to reconcile his penis after this post is delivered will be deemed a feverish attempt at saving what he never had; a cock. And, in turn, will be discarded.)


* - Props to 8ace.

winner should have their title changed from general of the army to queen of the douches

Fact Check:
It was Acideyes pensi not Duffys.

Vance, that phrase is actually "for all intents and purposes..."

urs, Eight

[quote="Eight Ace":f0478]Vance, that phrase is actually "for all intents and purposes..."

urs, Eight[/quote:f0478]
I knew I loved u for a reason. freak:

I wish there was a Duffy/Pyro button.

[img]http://www.ktait.net/other/goatseduffy%5b1%5d.jpg[/img]

LOOOOOOL!

anyone want to make a quick "Voted King of Douchebags, 2006" poster?

[img]http://jesusburger.net/upload/PYRODIENOW.jpg[/img]

rolf

[quote="Simo Häyhä":1b246]Please continue your non getting laid activities[/quote:1b246]

[url="http://www.92bengals.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=2250"]http://www.92bengals.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=2250[/url]

oOo:

lol

pyro gets my vote
followed by coma