Jealousy ffs.
 

Bear with me just a short little issue which I got jealous over;

So my girlfriend is big into her drama, and she is going to be in a local play at a festival where she plays an engaged woman to some asshat, and in this play she has to kiss this said asshat, which she told me just now, so along with the final play repeat performances and the rehearsals that is a few kisses and well I get jealous real easy so whilst it feels kind of petty I just want to break some kneecaps.

Now am I being stupid over it or should i break some hip bones or wtf ever?

argh i need to start dating girls with no ambition in life.

shut the fuck up and just support her. getting all petty and jealous is just gonna drive her to sticking his dong in her mouth

remember she's play kissing this douche for a couple scenes.

you are boning her at night.

no question , kill her.

its a play, no biggie unless you dont trust her, but why be with a girl you dont trust. you can turn this into your favor by showing her that you are a LITTLE jealous about it (not alot) so that she feels bad and basically gives you whatever you want. its manipulation, but whatever.

On the money. Gettin all jealous and basicly being a bitch about it means you r gonna get not only single real quick but your head will be fucked up.
I'm not sayin it will be easy but she deffo osnt seing it the same as you.
Dont't forget most women have morals unlike us guys lol

[15:56] <DoomOnYou> just eat her out before she goes to the play
[15:56] <DoomOnYou> that will keep her loyal

THE WISE MAN HAS SPOKEN

its not more like i dont trust her, its just the fact itll be happening and ill be there watching it at least once, like its just one of those "in back of your mind" things that gnawrs away, so its more a case i leave the guy an envelope with a cut off tongue in it with "keep it very short" scratched into it.

shut up and leave us a alone you douche

its over, dump her, there prob. fucking at the rehearsal as we speak

Just forget about it. The dude's probably gay anyways.

killing her is your only real option

If a girl fucks with your mind shag her best friend, it shows the bitch who's in charge! Seeing as this is just a play it's prolly best to play super smooth & not give a shit. TBH there's 99% chance that you won't marry her so just bang her best friend anyway rock:

[quote="Fluffy_Bunny":43546]TBH there's 99% chance that you won't marry her so just bang her best friend anyway rock:[/quote:43546]


rofl. beer:

I'd have to agree with Bunny.

Does she have to french him? Tell her to fake it.

r u emo?

[quote="dr nein":21942][15:56] <DoomOnYou> just eat her out before she goes to the play
[15:56] <DoomOnYou> that will keep her loyal

THE WISE MAN HAS SPOKEN[/quote:21942]
Adivce from a true pro.


hake:

stick with it dude.

Bad advice everywhere.

Have her blow you before the play, then ask the guy how you tasted afterwards !!

Ok, for the real advice. Grow the fuck up and don't even bring that shit up. Never, and i say never let her on to the fact it "bothered" you. Brush it off as if it never happened. Make sure to give her a dozen roses right after the play. Do what Arkan says and she'll be sexin' all over your shit.

Arkan's right, grow up, only pussy's get jealous over shit like that. Get her some roses...say you can't make it, then show up backstage and surprise her. Not only will she be all over you, but youll have every girl in there wish they were her...which...if you 2 break up...u have back ups

pee on that slut

the sooner u can admit it's over, the sooner u can move on.

sound advice

listen to those who have had relationships and can speak from experience. Nyck has the right idea as does Arkan

FYI Dont come here for "serious" advice on women

golden showers bring may flowers

rock:

...DP

Acting like she doesn't exist is the best advice anybody can give. It's the ultimate in cool, because all women are attention whoring... whores, so they'll do anything to get some from you.... anything.

even though alot of us are in/orhad a serious relationship with a female or several...

stop being a vagina, its just a play.

lol, no, not true at all.

Do you know the guy? He probably has a girlfriend himself...or maybe he's just a total loserface and she wouldn't go near him anyway...

I used to get jealous when I started going out with my girlfriend, and then I realised I could trust her. You should be able to tell after a few months if a girl is gonna cheat on you or not.
I personally think I can see it coming from miles away - My mates have dated girls that to me seemed so obviously a bad choice and would cheat on them as soon as they got the chance and my buddies seemed to be totally oblivious to it...

I wouldn't worry about it. If she has been going on about it being uncomfortable to you I'll bet its nothing to worry about. If she hasn't really said shit like that and always talks about the guy - be a little weary, but definitely don't show it.

your gf is carrying my child.
lawl

[quote="Simo Häyhä":cf41b]your gf is carrying my child.
lawl[/quote:cf41b]

lols - when other guys just look at her she tells them to fuck off, noone has a chance...When I first tried to pimp her I gave up fast because she was like that and I took the friend approach...looooooooooooo

[quote="Doctor Duffy":ebd8c]lol, no, not true at all.[/quote:ebd8c]
Well we know for you it's a given.

its not a case of her cheating on me, and i trust her totally she is a really nice girl, but its just the pure fact she will be kissing another guy and thats the thing that gets me, but ill live with it.

Stop acting like such an Englishman! cuss:

my honor is threatened.

Tell your girlfriend to ask the guy, "how did i do?" - if he mentions the kiss on his own, make sure your girlfriend tells you he mentioned it, then you can beat the fuckin shit out of that fuckin piece of shit "actor".

if that don't work then just live with it, at least she doesn't do it all the time, because i think if that were the case then she's doin it to piss you off, or she's just a flirt, but she doesn't seem like it so ... deal with it.

i know exactly how you feel, just dont worry about it. when you're close to someone it's easy to get jealous over the msallest shit.

its only natural to be jealous. Just try to take your mind off it, and dont do anything rational