I get to pee in a cup!! IM SO EXCITED!!!!!
 

yesterday i went to go check up on my application for homedepot and i ended up getting the interview.. i was completely unprepared and not showered... it was an awkward experience. today i do drug testing .. then.. yeah.. im goin to the becah!! its going to an awesome day.. peeing in a cup.. and then going to the beach. . . .

Ahh, the warm feel of piss covered by a plastic dixie cup.

Yeah, I did that at Kaiser, lol it was kinda funny b/c you go in a bathroom and they just tell you to piss.... I kinda stood there for atleast 5 minutes trying to force myself to piss, but I finally did somehow. I got pee all over my hands while holding the cup.

Rofl, then they had a little compartment door which you open and put the pee sample in, thing is, on the other side it was open and there was this mexican chick just staring through it, like she had been watching me the whole time. I got a kick out of the whole xperience.

[quote="Doctor Duffy":e2efd]Yeah, I did that at Kaiser, lol it was kinda funny b/c you go in a bathroom and they just tell you to piss.... I kinda stood there for atleast 5 minutes trying to force myself to piss, but I finally did somehow. I got pee all over my hands while holding the cup.

Rofl, then they had a little compartment door which you open and put the pee sample in, thing is, on the other side it was open and there was this mexican chick just staring through it, like she had been watching me the whole time. I got a kick out of the whole xperience.[/quote:e2efd]
probably was b/c ppl like to cheat on those tests

[quote="Doctor Duffy":705fb]I got pee all over my hands while holding the cup.
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side effect of a babycock

you have to do a drug test to get a job at home depot? i'd tell them to fuck off.

lol was thinking the same thing

why wouldn't they test people? :/

I went to apply there and they have a BIG sign alerting everyone

they dont want a bunch of reefer pot heads driving 2 ton forklifts through the aisles with 150+ customers in the way, i can understand that.

^ Yep, I had to take a drug test to work at office depot

Im all for it. who the fuck wants to work with or have working for some trippedout coke head who forgets to show up to work, or steals shit to sell for his coke habit.

i applied but never checked back up on my app mwah:

oh no, invasion of our privacy!

smoke some doobies.

smoke weed everydayyyyy!

HAHA, I laughed. better than construction, you don't have to do a drug test at all in most cases. Hell there's 4 guys out on the site right now that recently got out of prison. eek:

[quote=Nyck]side effect of a babycock[/quote:13364]
I was just gonna say...

duffyspenis.jpg

[quote="Chronic Diarrhea":63efe]HAHA, I laughed. better than construction, you don't have to do a drug test at all in most cases. Hell there's 4 guys out on the site right now that recently got out of prison. eek:[/quote:63efe]yeah well in some circumstances i can see why they wouldn't require it for construction workers. Shit needs to be built and they can choose to pay them lower wages than they would an experienced worker

Well some of those guys are making $14-15 per hour. You make $8 starting out at Home Depot.

I'm starting out at $9.00 biggrin:

Well then you win the prize! What are you doing with them: register, stocking, etc. I've thought about working at Home Depot as well.

Cashier.. after 90 days I get a $0.50 raise. My friend works there and he got promoted after only a month of working there to head cashier - $11.00/hr. oOo:

badass jin on the amount per hour, but to bad you have to deal with busy rushes and bitchy customers

I just completed an application to Home Depot lol. Strange you made a thread about this because I have been thinking about working for them for a while now. I know a few other college students who worked for them and they were real flexible with their college schedules. That is a big deal for me.

i applied there a while back, about 4 years ago. it took me an hour to fill out that computer application and my gf another hour. none of us even got a call back and i had all kinds of warehousing and customer service skills. fuck home depot mad:

i look back and laugh how i almost got lost in that wal-mart esq abysmal job. i hate everyone who wears that orange rag.

[quote="Chronic Diarrhea":47785]Well some of those guys are making $14-15 per hour. You make $8 starting out at Home Depot.[/quote:47785]prisoners making 14-15 hr? full time?]

[quote="Madmartz guy":47785]i applied there a while back, about 4 years ago. it took me an hour to fill out that computer application and my gf another hour. none of us even got a call back and i had all kinds of warehousing and customer service skills. fuck home depot

i look back and laugh how i almost got lost in that wal-mart esq abysmal job. i hate everyone who wears that orange rag.[/quote:47785]

you have to call and check back up on your app even though they tell you not to. I really dont see why they never call unless you call them but it does show initiative to the employer, i suppose.

Give them a semen sample instead.

Lowes > Home Depot

[quote="Doctor Duffy":786fc]Lowes > Home Depot[/quote:786fc]

who the fuck cares?

[quote=lasagna]who the fuck cares?[/quote:3bca4]
dont mind the little mongoloid. He takes pictures of his dick and sends them to gay guys

[quote="Simo Häyhä":b1e24][quote=lasagna]who the fuck cares?[/quote:b1e24]
dont mind the little mongoloid. He takes pictures of his dick and sends them to gay guys[/quote:b1e24]
bi

i start working tomorrow. . . either they trust i pass the drug test or it already went through. yay orientation tomorroowwww.

[quote="Jin-Roh":0c4a3]i start working tomorrow. . . either they trust i pass the drug test or it already went through. yay orientation tomorroowwww.[/quote:0c4a3]What are your hours honeybuns..

working weekends especially. full time.

[quote="Jin-Roh":3a533]working weekends especially. full time.[/quote:3a533]The Night Shift perhaps *winks* nag: cool:

[quote="Jin-Roh":adf67]working weekends especially. full time.[/quote:adf67]

die in a hardware store related incident(ie final destination 3)

you could at least say congratulations on getting your first job along with that... eek:

[quote=Nyck]die in a hardware store related incident(ie final destination 3)[/quote:c557f]

ROFL. SKILSAW TO THE FACE.

[quote="Jin-Roh":13573]you could at least say congratulations on getting your first job along with that... eek:[/quote:13573]Congratulations on your first job, this will be a nice stepping stone after u graduate from CC and move onto bigger and brighter things in paso robles