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lasagna 08-17-2006 11:04 PM

Golf Discussion
 
Anyone here play golf? what do you play with?

I play with,
Cleveland Tour Action Iron set
Cleveland Launcher
Big Bertha 3 and 5 wood


if you think golf is gay or something and feel like posting that, just dont.

Coleman 08-17-2006 11:05 PM

i stay away from golf because

1.) I don't have the patience to learn correctly
2.) It costs too much for me.
3.) I suck at it.

Arch 08-17-2006 11:08 PM

Golf is gay.










J/k, i've played it once on a disney course, don't know what i played with i just played the game with a couple of co-workers etc. it was pretty cool

lasagna 08-17-2006 11:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Coleman
2.) It costs too much for me.
3.) I suck at it.

Where I play its only 7 dollars for 9 holes... pretty nice course too. Also I bought all my clubs used, which was vry reasonable (considering how nice they are). Secondly, it can be extremely fun even if you are halfway decent.

probably didnt change your mind but..

Bleuachdu 08-17-2006 11:15 PM

I'm an 11 hdcp

ed:


I have my "Whats in the Bag" in my sig at http://www.golfwrx.com

Doctor Duffy 08-17-2006 11:15 PM

lol, I was just with GW's tennis team today... (I dont think I'll get into East after the Manual thing)... good guys on that team, they all thought I played tennis though b/c my calfs are so monstrous, and my arms veiny from my frequent masturbation

Edit: I played golf about 3-4 years ago, then got bored with it. I'll play it when I'm old.

lasagna 08-18-2006 02:18 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bleuachdu
I'm an 11 hdcp

ed:

this may sound stupid..

but what does that mean?
what do you normally shoot?

Nyck 08-18-2006 07:13 AM

I have clubs and took a golf glass in college, but Havent played in years

Mr.Buttocks 08-18-2006 07:25 AM

GET IN THE HOLE!!!
GET IN THE HOLE!!!
GET IN THE HOLE!!!

Sgt>Stackem 08-18-2006 08:14 AM

never played it but it is an intersting sport/pastime (its not really a sport, if you cant get hurt it aint a sport)

Nyck 08-18-2006 09:06 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by lasagna
Quote:

Originally Posted by Bleuachdu
I'm an 11 hdcp

ed:

this may sound stupid..

but what does that mean?
what do you normally shoot?

Handicap is essentially giving yourself a coushin to play at par

lets say 18 holes to play par is shooting a 72, if you played that course and shot a 90 you would have an 18 handicap.

so bleu is saying he could shoot an 83 on that course.

Nyck 08-18-2006 09:08 AM

[quote="Sgt>Stackem":2a171]never played it but it is an intersting sport/pastime (its not really a sport, if you cant get hurt it aint a sport)[/quote:2a171]

hit in the head by a golfball, run over by a cart, eaten by an aligator, you walk MILES, could pull a hammy, drown in a water hazard, get bit by a snake which paralyzes you like your dead, but you are alive and watching your autopsy about to be performed but you are saved because you get a monster boner.

Colonel 08-18-2006 09:23 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Nyck
...lets say 18 holes to play par is shooting a 72, if you played that course and shot a 90 you would have an 18 handicap.

so bleu is saying he could shoot an 83 on that course.

Actually, to calculate the true handicap you have to figure in the course rating and the Slope (another rating system for the course). The reason for this is that some courses are alot harder than others, so factoring in the difficulty rating helps even out the handicaps that are earned playing different courses. Also, you only get 96% of the differential between your score and par.

The handicap formula is: (Score - Course Rating) x 113 / Slope Rating

Then you take the differential calculated using the formula - toss out the highest ones (there is a formula for this too - if you only have five scores, you take the lowest one - if you have 20 scores you take the lowest ten, etc.)

Then you average the differentials and multiply by .96 to get the actual handicap.

Nyck 08-18-2006 09:28 AM

WHATEVER SMARTY PANTS!!!!!!!!!!!

Doctor Duffy 08-18-2006 10:45 AM

lol, wtf is going on oOo:

Nyck 08-18-2006 11:11 AM

[quote="Doctor Duffy":7a6cc]lol, wtf is going on oOo:[/quote:7a6cc]

dont you have some dick pictures to upload?

Doctor Duffy 08-18-2006 11:12 AM

YES

Milla 08-18-2006 11:24 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bleuachdu
I'm an 11 hdcp

ed:


I have my "Whats in the Bag" in my sig at http://www.golfwrx.com


golfWRX? lol


Anyway i play golf whenever i get the chance with my friends, i suck, but its great fun.

Bleuachdu 08-18-2006 12:54 PM

What Colonel said... though my handi is closer to about 13 right now (I was a true 11 last summer, my best hdcp index ever).

My best 18 hole score is a 75. I typically shoot 79-84ish. I played 9 at a short muni course this summer and was even par. First time ever... but like Colonel said it was a reaaaaly easy course and it doesn't count for much.

I love golf

Doctor Duffy 08-18-2006 01:00 PM

Soccer > Football > Hockey > Basketball > Tennis > Golf > Nascar

Edit: Gay sex>

Maplegyver 08-18-2006 01:14 PM

duffy. killyourself plz

lasagna 08-18-2006 02:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bleuachdu
What Colonel said... though my handi is closer to about 13 right now (I was a true 11 last summer, my best hdcp index ever).

My best 18 hole score is a 75. I typically shoot 79-84ish. I played 9 at a short muni course this summer and was even par. First time ever... but like Colonel said it was a reaaaaly easy course and it doesn't count for much.

I love golf

yeah, i shoot mid 90s just because i started last year

but golf does fucking rock

Tripper 08-18-2006 02:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Maplegyver
duffy. killyourself plz

The god has spoken, cuntffy. Do as he says.

Pyro 08-18-2006 02:50 PM

I play golf sometimes...I have my Dad's old clubs...don't know shit all about handicaps or anything i just play for fun.

Hawke 08-18-2006 04:12 PM

[quote="Doctor Duffy":01a52]Soccer > Football > Hockey > Basketball > Tennis > Golf > Nascar

Edit: Gay sex>[/quote:01a52]
gg baseball

Doctor Duffy 08-18-2006 10:52 PM

lol, baseball is so forgettable.

Simo Häyhä 08-19-2006 12:33 AM

i look forward to the day when you fuck off for Navy gay sex and/or are banned from here. Allah willing.

Stammer 08-19-2006 12:37 AM

[quote="Simo Häyhä":32367]Allah willing.[/quote:32367]

[img]http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b23/Stammering/objection.gif[/img]

Doctor Duffy 08-19-2006 12:41 AM

[quote="Simo Häyhä":ffb28]i look forward to the day when you fuck off for Navy gay sex and/or are banned from here. Allah willing.[/quote:ffb28]

Why do you even bother saying this shit over and over again?

Simo Häyhä 08-19-2006 12:51 AM

[quote="Doctor Duffy":2fcda][quote="Simo Häyhä":2fcda]i look forward to the day when you fuck off for Navy gay sex and/or are banned from here. Allah willing.[/quote:2fcda]

Why do you even bother saying this shit over and over again?[/quote:2fcda]
Why do you bother coming here when no one wants you here?


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