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Maplegyver 08-19-2006 12:59 AM

duffy did you leave your house tonight?
 
did you go out and hang out with friends today?

Hawke 08-19-2006 01:00 AM

offtopic:

Maplegyver 08-19-2006 01:01 AM

this is my topic bitch, i made it. get out of here

Simo Häyhä 08-19-2006 01:01 AM

No he didnt because everyone makes fun of his gigantic nose.
THATS THE REASON

end of story

Tripper 08-19-2006 01:03 AM

roflmfao maple pwns ur life

lol @ duffy posting 6.5 times a day in a place where he is seen as such a giant ring piece by all.

Way to waste your time on something counter-productive. At least the rest of us are stimulated by welcoming conversation, not barraged with insult after insult.

Hawke 08-19-2006 01:04 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Maplegyver
this is my topic bitch, i made it. get out of here

offtopic:

Simo Häyhä 08-19-2006 01:08 AM

This is the only interaction he gets with normal people

Stammer 08-19-2006 01:13 AM

[quote="Simo Häyhä":4090e]normal people[/quote:4090e]

dance:

Jimmy Paterson 08-19-2006 01:17 AM

[quote=Stammer]
Quote:

Originally Posted by "Simo Häyhä":db0a9
normal people

dance:[/quote:db0a9]

gtboys34 08-19-2006 01:53 AM

who the hell is duffy?

Vance 08-19-2006 03:40 AM

[quote="Jimmy Paterson":5c51f][quote=Stammer]
Quote:

Originally Posted by "Simo Häyhä":5c51f
normal people

dance:[/quote:5c51f][/quote:5c51f]

Jin-Roh 08-19-2006 05:56 AM

Ban Duffy

Arkan 08-19-2006 06:39 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by gtboys34
who the hell is duffy?

I dunno

Nyck 08-19-2006 08:23 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by gtboys34
who the hell is duffy?

BABY DICK GRUFF PLAYAS

Doctor Duffy 08-19-2006 11:28 AM

I gotta babysit my sisters everyday, so I've been stuck home the entire summer, and all there really is nothing to do is sit in front of the computer. I go to tennis practice at 1:30 everyday and get back at 6, and last month I swam everyday from 11 to 1. Shouldnt be here as much once school starts up Tuesdee.

Doctor Duffy 08-19-2006 12:14 PM

[quote="Simo Häyhä":27a6f]normal people[/quote:27a6f]

And are you fucking kidding? Everyone on this forum, just by the fact that they decided to even come to this forum, is a fucking loser by real life standards, myself included admittedly. The only guy worth trying is Fluffy, and fuck knows why he bothers posting here.

Jimmy Paterson 08-19-2006 12:37 PM

duffy I disagree.

Maplegyver 08-19-2006 12:46 PM

[quote="Doctor Duffy":79a20][quote="Simo Häyhä":79a20]normal people[/quote:79a20]

And are you fucking kidding? Everyone on this forum, just by the fact that they decided to even come to this forum, is a fucking loser by real life standards, myself included admittedly. The only guy worth trying is Fluffy, and fuck knows why he bothers posting here.[/quote:79a20]
you cant make a generalization that everyone around you is the same sorry loser that you are. you need to realize that this is a message board, where people come to communicate with others on the internet. not an insane asylum for loser teens to waste thier lives on.

Arch 08-19-2006 01:34 PM

[quote="Doctor Duffy":48daf][quote="Simo Häyhä":48daf]normal people[/quote:48daf]

And are you fucking kidding? Everyone on this forum, just by the fact that they decided to even come to this forum, is a fucking loser by real life standards, myself included admittedly. The only guy worth trying is Fluffy, and fuck knows why he bothers posting here.[/quote:48daf]


Dumbass annoy:

Simo Häyhä 08-19-2006 01:41 PM

[quote="Doctor Duffy":58a50][quote="Simo Häyhä":58a50]normal people[/quote:58a50]

And are you fucking kidding? Everyone on this forum, just by the fact that they decided to even come to this forum, is a fucking loser by real life standards, myself included admittedly. The only guy worth trying is Fluffy, and fuck knows why he bothers posting here.[/quote:58a50]
the majority of users here are in normal contact with friends and females. One day when your balls drop girls may notice you. gg mongoloid

Eight Ace 08-19-2006 03:03 PM

[quote="Jimmy Paterson":da396]duffy I disagree.[/quote:da396]
ed: ..piano stops, saloon empties..

Tripper 08-19-2006 03:37 PM

[quote=Maplegyver][quote="Doctor Duffy":0038c]
Quote:

Originally Posted by "Simo Häyhä":0038c
normal people

And are you fucking kidding? Everyone on this forum, just by the fact that they decided to even come to this forum, is a fucking loser by real life standards, myself included admittedly. The only guy worth trying is Fluffy, and fuck knows why he bothers posting here.[/quote:0038c]
you cant make a generalization that everyone around you is the same sorry loser that you are. you need to realize that this is a message board, where people come to communicate with others on the internet. not an insane asylum for loser teens to waste thier lives on.[/quote:0038c]

NexusRevived 08-19-2006 04:27 PM

to be honest i really dont have any friends

Doctor Duffy 08-19-2006 05:37 PM

It's not a generalization, it's true. Most of you guys are out of high school, no longer living with your parents, and having the right to, you know, live your life to the fullest or whatever way you choose. Instead most of your guy's Friday nights are spent posting messages on a computer game forum, giving fatherly advice to some kid who's 2 years lesser than you and doesnt give a fuck.

Judas 08-19-2006 05:38 PM

Remember to always be gentle. Don't forget that you also have your hands to work with, so use them to fondle her breasts or insert a couple of fingers inside her anus or vagina. Part her outer lips with your tongue and insert your stiffened tongue into her vagina. Slowly thrust your tongue in and out of her. Hold the outer lips of the vulva apart and run the tip of your tongue along her clitoris, licking softly and steadily until she becomes aroused. Make sure to maintain a continuous and rhythmic licking motion, as this is what will ultimately cause her to climax

Arch 08-19-2006 05:40 PM

Judas ist teh love doktor.

Madmartagen 08-19-2006 08:14 PM

welcome back maple, i thought we lost you to WoW

eeves 08-19-2006 10:23 PM

[quote="Doctor Duffy":1dad5]It's not a generalization, it's true. Most of you guys are out of high school, no longer living with your parents, and having the right to, you know, live your life to the fullest or whatever way you choose. Instead most of your guy's Friday nights are spent posting messages on a computer game forum, giving fatherly advice to some kid who's 2 years lesser than you and doesnt give a fuck.[/quote:1dad5]

rofl...Wtf do you think just becuz some of us are in college, we are never home? That every Friday we need to be out or we are some pathetic loser? And why Friday? Maybe i/we go out Saturdays or Thursdays or we are jus to tired to go out Fridays....

WidowMaker555 08-19-2006 10:49 PM

i am myspace

Milla 08-19-2006 10:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Judas
Remember to always be gentle. Don't forget that you also have your hands to work with, so use them to fondle her breasts or insert a couple of fingers inside her anus or vagina. Part her outer lips with your tongue and insert your stiffened tongue into her vagina. Slowly thrust your tongue in and out of her. Hold the outer lips of the vulva apart and run the tip of your tongue along her clitoris, licking softly and steadily until she becomes aroused. Make sure to maintain a continuous and rhythmic licking motion, as this is what will ultimately cause her to climax

rofl, you dirty boy.

Anyway duffy, i think a majority of the time, most of us arent here on fridays, i dont even know why fridays are important anymore even when your in college. Friday is just another fucking day in the life of a college student when he works on the weekends and what not. Try starting college before passing judgement on everyone else.

Doctor Duffy 08-20-2006 01:02 AM

I was just using Friday nights as an example. I could of said Saturday or even Monday, as long as you were gonna do something besides squat down on the computer all day. And I could care less about college, I just mean when you're moved out and no longer binded to you know, your parents rules.

Don't mean to get on anyone's bad side, it's just I hate getting lectures from e-thug's who spends most of their time while not pissing and eating playing world of warcraft

Simo Häyhä 08-20-2006 01:06 AM

i no longer have to point out how much of a shitbrick you are. Thank you for making yourself look like a huge fuck in front of us all. Really cuts down on my work

CoMaToSe 08-20-2006 01:08 AM

[quote="Doctor Duffy":afc8b]I gotta babysit my sisters everyday, so I've been stuck home the entire summer, and all there really is nothing to do is sit in front of the computer. I go to tennis practice at 1:30 everyday and get back at 6, and last month I swam everyday from 11 to 1. Shouldnt be here as much once school starts up Tuesdee.[/quote:afc8b]
excuses. Me and my roomate have already done some hard bumming.

Doctor Duffy 08-20-2006 01:09 AM

You dont do any "work". You say the same shit you've been saying for over a year now and expect a different reaction every time. It's lame. Just shut it for christ sake.

Edit: I'm not going to leave my elementary school sisters at home to get a handjob while wearing a condom, you moron.

[DAS REICH] Blitz 08-20-2006 01:34 PM

nexusrevived loney:

Mr.Buttocks 08-20-2006 01:44 PM

Attention Comatose: Europe says "HI!"

Arch 08-20-2006 01:51 PM

Beans give me the most energetic gas in the world, it's magnificent! rock:

Judas 08-20-2006 03:24 PM

[img]http://s92915907.onlinehome.us/1153893156491.gif[/img]

Milla 08-20-2006 04:12 PM

ROFL!!


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