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Mr.Buttocks 08-23-2006 09:20 AM

Cock news from Asia
 
[quote:f3fbe]NEW DELHI (Reuters) - An Indian businessman born with two penises wants one of them removed surgically as he wants to marry and lead a normal sexual life, a newspaper report said Saturday.
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The 24-year-old man from the northern state of Uttar Pradesh admitted himself to a New Delhi hospital this week with an extremely rare medical condition called penile duplication or diphallus, the Times of India said.

"Two fully functional penes is unheard of even in medical literature. In the more common form of diphallus, one organ is rudimentary," the newspaper quoted a surgeon as saying.

The surgery was expected to be challenging as both organs were well-formed and full blood supply to the retained penis had to be ensured to allow it to function normally, he added.

The newspaper did not disclose the identity of the man or the hospital to protect the patient's privacy.

There are about 100 such reported cases of diphallus around the world and it is known to occur among one in 5.5 million men, the newspaper said.

It is caused by the failure of the mesodermal bands in the embryo to fuse properly. The mesodermal bands are one of three primary layers of the embryo from which several body parts are formed.

[url:f3fbe]http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20060819/od_nm/india_operation_dc[/url:f3fbe] [/quote:f3fbe]

Coleman 08-23-2006 09:22 AM

Two words: Double Penetration

Da_Bian 08-23-2006 09:26 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Coleman
Two words: Double Penetration

exactly
or one in the pink, and the other in the stink beer:

Zoner 08-23-2006 09:36 AM

Man, he'd be crazy to get rid of the 2nd dong. Imagine the money he could make in porn.

Chronic Diarrhea 08-23-2006 09:38 AM

pics?

Vance 08-23-2006 09:44 AM

Does that mean he can bust a nut twice in a row?

Zoner 08-23-2006 10:10 AM

Depending on how the piping is hooked up, it's conceivable that he'd spunk out of both dorks simultaneously.

He's be like one of those wacky sprinklers with the wavy arms. biggrin:

Nyck 08-23-2006 10:20 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Zoner
Depending on how the piping is hooked up, it's conceivable that he'd spunk out of both dorks simultaneously.

sig quote Dr Zone

Mr.Buttocks 08-23-2006 10:26 AM

Double-barreled cumshot!!!

Zoner 08-23-2006 10:38 AM

It'd be funny if he could control it...heh heh.

"It's comin out the left one baby!"

Then BLAM! The right one blasts her in the eyes and forehead.

biggrin:

[DAS REICH] Blitz 08-23-2006 10:41 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Zoner
It'd be funny if he could control it...heh heh.

"It's comin out the left one baby!"

Then BLAM! The right one blasts her in the eyes and forehead.

biggrin:

ROFL

Nyck 08-23-2006 10:42 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Zoner
It'd be funny if he could control it...heh heh.

"It's comin out the left one baby!"

Then BLAM! The right one blasts her in the eyes and forehead.

biggrin:

He could have a chick on each side and shoot wad one left one right one left one right. Look like a milking an cow udder on their face

Simo Häyhä 08-23-2006 11:06 AM

dualcock

TonyMontana 08-23-2006 12:03 PM

can always count on buttocks for the latest in cocks.

biggrin:

and lmao @ zoner

Nyck 08-23-2006 02:24 PM

z0nah: gg 2 hr pizza lunch...woot
Nyck1118: I could go for a slice of pepperoni right now
Nyck1118: email as an attachment plz
z0nah: haw haw
z0nah: One "Meat Lovers" on the way, extra sausage.
Nyck1118: http://www.bigsausagepizza.c**
z0nah: clearbrowsinghistory.gif
Nyck1118: lmao...oh no you clicked it
z0nah: 'course I clicked it
Nyck1118: lmao pwned
Nyck1118: catch a nice glipse of some dude with his fat cock stuck through a pizza box and pizza
z0nah: it just brought me to a "THIS IS AN ADULT WEBSITE" splash page...no pr0n pwnage occured
Nyck1118: awww damn :lonely:

EDIT: Slightly edited for real pr0n URL-age

Pyro 08-23-2006 02:37 PM

having two cocks wouldn't be very appealing.

Zoner 08-23-2006 03:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pyro
having two cocks wouldn't be very appealing.

Please explain yourself.

Scorpion -]M15F1T[- 08-23-2006 04:06 PM

Imagine him jacking off lol He would look like a downhill skier

Mr.Buttocks 08-23-2006 04:06 PM

happy: ^

Chronic Diarrhea 08-23-2006 04:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Nyck
z0nah: gg 2 hr pizza lunch...woot
Nyck1118: I could go for a slice of pepperoni right now
Nyck1118: email as an attachment plz
z0nah: haw haw
z0nah: One "Meat Lovers" on the way, extra sausage.
Nyck1118: http://www.bigsausagepizza.c**
z0nah: clearbrowsinghistory.gif
Nyck1118: lmao...oh no you clicked it
z0nah: 'course I clicked it
Nyck1118: lmao pwned
Nyck1118: catch a nice glipse of some dude with his fat cock stuck through a pizza box and pizza
z0nah: it just brought me to a "THIS IS AN ADULT WEBSITE" splash page...no pr0n pwnage occured
Nyck1118: awww damn :lonely:


LOL. Wonder if they eat the pizza afterwards, because it looks like shit.
EDIT: Slightly edited for real pr0n URL-age


lasagna 08-23-2006 05:35 PM

[quote="Mr.Buttocks":94780]Double-barreled cumshot!!![/quote:94780]

lol!

imported_Fluffy_Bunny 08-23-2006 05:57 PM

double pink eye

Tripper 08-23-2006 07:10 PM

We were having a concerned chat about this unfortunate medical anomally in IRC recently. There is a page on wikipedia about being born with two lizards...I remember it fondly.

lasagna 08-23-2006 07:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tripper
We were having a concerned chat about this unfortunate medical anomally in IRC recently. There is a page on wikipedia about being born with two lizards...I remember it fondly.

unfortunate?

Tripper 08-23-2006 07:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by lasagna
Quote:

Originally Posted by Tripper
We were having a concerned chat about this unfortunate medical anomally in IRC recently. There is a page on wikipedia about being born with two lizards...I remember it fondly.

unfortunate?

I dunno about you, but I'd prefer to not be a freak of nature.

gtboys34 08-24-2006 12:33 AM

dude wouldnt even get laid...especially if he's mixed then the white dick would get all jealous of the black one

Stammer 08-24-2006 01:12 AM

<strike>DRUG RUNNERS</strike>

Wrong thread.

Merlin122 08-24-2006 09:32 PM

cranking the both of them would look as if you were operating a steam shovel

Johnj 08-25-2006 01:53 AM

[quote="Scorpion -]M15F1T[-":15ae7]Imagine him jacking off lol He would look like a downhill skier[/quote:15ae7]



happy:

Nyck 08-25-2006 07:07 AM

[quote=Johnj]
Quote:

Originally Posted by "Scorpion -
M15F1T[-":0e5b7]Imagine him jacking off lol He would look like a downhill skier



happy:[/quote:0e5b7]

lmao


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