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Simo Häyhä 08-31-2006 03:12 AM

Instructions for posting on GF1
 
Instructions for normal people:
1)Read the thread
2)Write something relevant to the topic
3)Hit submit

Instructions for Buttocks:
1)Read the thread
2)Write something completely irrelevant yet funny
3)Hit submit
4)Continue to Hijack the thread
5)Bask in the glory

Instructions for Judas:
1)Post something completely irrelevant and unfunny
2)Hit submit

Instructions for Comatose/Blitz/Duffy
1)Read the thread
2)Try and post something funny
3)Wipe the tears from your face because no one on the board thinks you're funny
4)Keep trying your hardest to be funny
5)Failure is guaranteed

Instructions for Pyro:
1)Read the thread
2)Remind everyone of your opinions
3)Indent after every sentence
4)end post with a Ebonics cliche'
5)hit submit

strvs 08-31-2006 03:22 AM

los los los

Simo Häyhä 08-31-2006 03:22 AM

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Originally Posted by strvs
los los los

GO GO GO!

strvs 08-31-2006 03:23 AM

[quote="Simo Häyhä":92e9e]
Quote:

Originally Posted by strvs
los los los

GO GO GO![/quote:92e9e]
grenada!

Simo Häyhä 08-31-2006 03:25 AM

[quote=strvs]
Quote:

Originally Posted by "Simo Häyhä":67745
Quote:

Originally Posted by strvs
los los los

GO GO GO!

grenada![/quote:67745]
GRANATE

Mr.Buttocks 08-31-2006 04:36 AM

Instructions for everyone

1) NO FUN!

Nyck 08-31-2006 05:51 AM

rofl...truer words have never been spoken

CoMaToSe 08-31-2006 06:12 AM

Instructions for TGB! and GTBoys: Bring everyone down by reminding them you're black in every other post

Tripper 08-31-2006 06:40 AM

ITS A FUCKING INVASION


Quote:

Originally Posted by CoMaToSe
Instructions for TGB! and GTBoys: Bring everyone down by reminding them you're black in every other post

TGB doesn't do that. I believe alot of people don't even realise he's black, or were suprised to find out.

You bring everyone down by reminding them you're fat and retarded.

Art Attack 08-31-2006 09:10 AM

TGB! IS BLACK!!! ed: ed: ed:

[DAS REICH] Blitz 08-31-2006 09:28 AM

eek: i dont have time to cry, im too busy posting..

Colonel 08-31-2006 09:32 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tripper
... I believe alot of people don't even realise he's black, or were suprised to find out..

This struck me as funny. Why would people be surprised? What did they do when they found out? .... "OMG, TGB is black!?! Then how come his posts are so intelligent?!" or "OMG, TGB is black!?! Then how come his posts are not written in ebonics?!" or "OMG, TGB is black!?! Then how come his posts are short and skinny like all the white guys' posts?!"

Like I said, it just struck me as funny. The great thing about teh intarnetz is that, like Dr. King dreamed, you are judged by the content of your character (as revealed in your posts) and not on the color of your skin.

Nyck 08-31-2006 10:16 AM

I think its OMG tgb is black...but he loves George Bush ed:

Akuma 08-31-2006 10:53 AM

hi

Mr.Buttocks 08-31-2006 11:01 AM

Akuma's heart is black.

Akuma 08-31-2006 11:21 AM

Cause I drank 4 containers of food coloring when I was little

Colonel 08-31-2006 11:32 AM

Howdy Akuma! Long time no see!

Akuma 08-31-2006 11:36 AM

Hey colonel!

It has been a while. I've been lurking a lot lately.

[DAS REICH] Blitz 08-31-2006 11:40 AM

sleeping:

Colonel 08-31-2006 11:42 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Akuma
... I've been lurking a lot lately.

Lately? I thought lurking in the dark was your specialty!? biggrin:

Himmler 08-31-2006 11:44 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Colonel
Quote:

Originally Posted by Akuma
... I've been lurking a lot lately.

Lately? I thought lurking in the dark was your specialty!? biggrin:

The unexplored darkness of woman's anus.

Akuma 08-31-2006 11:47 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Himmler
Quote:

Originally Posted by Colonel
Quote:

Originally Posted by Akuma
... I've been lurking a lot lately.

Lately? I thought lurking in the dark was your specialty!? biggrin:

The unexplored darkness of woman's anus.

qft happy:

Tripper 08-31-2006 03:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Colonel
Quote:

Originally Posted by Tripper
... I believe alot of people don't even realise he's black, or were suprised to find out..

This struck me as funny. Why would people be surprised? What did they do when they found out? .... "OMG, TGB is black!?! Then how come his posts are so intelligent?!" or "OMG, TGB is black!?! Then how come his posts are not written in ebonics?!" or "OMG, TGB is black!?! Then how come his posts are short and skinny like all the white guys' posts?!"

Like I said, it just struck me as funny. The great thing about teh intarnetz is that, like Dr. King dreamed, you are judged by the content of your character (as revealed in your posts) and not on the color of your skin.

I wasn't suprised because of the nature of his posts, I'm not American, and I don't really have any single african-american stereotype stuck in my head - It's more about just the general ratio of white people to black people on this forum.

Nyck 08-31-2006 03:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tripper
It's more about just the general ratio of white people to black people on the internet.

"According to the Commerce Department, black and Hispanic households were only 40 percent as likely as whites to have Internet access at home"

S0 4 blacks for every 10 whites

[img]http://www.dailydiva.com/sunspot/blackweb.jpg[/img]

BLACKS ON THE INTERNET

Tripper 08-31-2006 03:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Nyck
Quote:

Originally Posted by Tripper
It's more about just the general ratio of white people to black people on the internet.

"According to the Commerce Department, black and Hispanic households were only 40 percent as likely as whites to have Internet access at home"

S0 4 blacks for every 10 whites

[img]http://www.dailydiva.com/sunspot/blackweb.jpg[/img]

BLACKS ON THE INTERNET

Interesting Fact: I'm the first new zealander to have the internet. 28kbps.

Colonel 08-31-2006 03:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tripper
I wasn't suprised because of the nature of his posts, I'm not American, and I don't really have any single african-american stereotype stuck in my head - It's more about just the general ratio of white people to black people on this forum.

I didn't mean to imply that you had any stereotypes, etc. It was just the concept itself, of alot of people being surprised to find out a poster is of a different race than they imagined, just struck me as funny.

Bucknub 08-31-2006 03:52 PM

[quote="Art Attack":43681]TGB! IS BLACK!!! ed: ed: ed:[/quote:43681]well, his name IS The GAY Blade... so ya, it makes sense

Pyro 08-31-2006 04:31 PM

TGB is pimp...where is ED at anyways.

[DAS REICH] Blitz 08-31-2006 04:55 PM

BuckweED? or EDBAN12037502937850

gtboys34 08-31-2006 08:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tripper
ITS A FUCKING INVASION


Quote:

Originally Posted by CoMaToSe
Instructions for TGB! and GTBoys: Bring everyone down by reminding them you're black in every other post

TGB doesn't do that. I believe alot of people don't even realise he's black, or were suprised to find out.

You bring everyone down by reminding them you're fat and retarded.

neither do i. you guys are the ones reminding everyone, not i.

Bucknub 08-31-2006 08:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pyro
TGB is pimp...where is ED at anyways.

they were both the same fucking negger

[DAS REICH] Blitz 08-31-2006 08:52 PM

rolleyes:

1080jibber 09-01-2006 02:56 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by gtboys34
Quote:

Originally Posted by Tripper
ITS A FUCKING INVASION


Quote:

Originally Posted by CoMaToSe
Instructions for TGB! and GTBoys: Bring everyone down by reminding them you're black in every other post

TGB doesn't do that. I believe alot of people don't even realise he's black, or were suprised to find out.

You bring everyone down by reminding them you're fat and retarded.

neither do i. you guys are the ones reminding everyone, not i.

pic's of blackness biggrin:

Sgt>Stackem 09-01-2006 06:37 AM

parts of me are black!!

Colonel 09-01-2006 08:01 AM

[quote="Sgt>Stackem":0de12]parts of me are black!![/quote:0de12]

Nah, that's just gunpowder residue on your shooting hand. It washes off.

Proteus 09-01-2006 08:14 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tripper
Quote:

Originally Posted by Colonel
Quote:

Originally Posted by Tripper
... I believe alot of people don't even realise he's black, or were suprised to find out..

This struck me as funny. Why would people be surprised? What did they do when they found out? .... "OMG, TGB is black!?! Then how come his posts are so intelligent?!" or "OMG, TGB is black!?! Then how come his posts are not written in ebonics?!" or "OMG, TGB is black!?! Then how come his posts are short and skinny like all the white guys' posts?!"

Like I said, it just struck me as funny. The great thing about teh intarnetz is that, like Dr. King dreamed, you are judged by the content of your character (as revealed in your posts) and not on the color of your skin.

I wasn't suprised because of the nature of his posts, I'm not American, and I don't really have any single african-american stereotype stuck in my head

What the fuck does that mean? You act like every american is like Eames..

Tripper 09-01-2006 04:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Proteus
Quote:

Originally Posted by Tripper
Quote:

Originally Posted by Colonel
Quote:

Originally Posted by Tripper
... I believe alot of people don't even realise he's black, or were suprised to find out..

This struck me as funny. Why would people be surprised? What did they do when they found out? .... "OMG, TGB is black!?! Then how come his posts are so intelligent?!" or "OMG, TGB is black!?! Then how come his posts are not written in ebonics?!" or "OMG, TGB is black!?! Then how come his posts are short and skinny like all the white guys' posts?!"

Like I said, it just struck me as funny. The great thing about teh intarnetz is that, like Dr. King dreamed, you are judged by the content of your character (as revealed in your posts) and not on the color of your skin.

I wasn't suprised because of the nature of his posts, I'm not American, and I don't really have any single african-american stereotype stuck in my head

What the fuck does that mean? You act like every american is like Eames..

Believe it or not, there's not alot of African American people in my country. I get the culture through MEDIA, of various forms, thus I don't have any real idea of realistic stereotype, whether it be good or bad. Cuntsplash.

Pyro 09-01-2006 04:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bucknub
Quote:

Originally Posted by Pyro
TGB is pimp...where is ED at anyways.

they were both the same fucking negger

Duh

I called him a pimp...and asked where he was at?

Buckweed is a fag...where is chris at these days anyways?

Same shit nucka.

Colonel 09-01-2006 04:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tripper
..... Cuntsplash.


Can somebody tell me how to clean the Diet Coke out of my keyboard? BTW - that stuff kinda burns when it goes through your sinuses and out your nose.

Chango 09-01-2006 04:21 PM

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