comatose's street job
 

i was downtown today and some fat fuck asked the guy beside me if hed liek to have a rimjob for rock. im pretty sure this was comatose.

This is probably the kind of stuff he jacks off to when he get's home.


Aww man, they're paying so much attention to meeeeeeee *nut*

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marpllllllllllllle

was he working dalhousie? or was it rideau happy:

this is another example of me 'acting the tard'. Getting dragged into threads I had nothing to do with. It feeds this unconcious image you all have of me that is simply innaccurate. There are other, now FATTER people on this forum. Pick on them.

I assure you, this is not the reason they dislike you.

ahhhh fuck, you hurt his feelings you bastard!!!

not really...

penis

yep. sounds like comatose to me

For fucks sake coma, go outside and practise talking to chicks instead of checking these forums 24/7 to see how people have made fun of you.

hes too fat he cant get outside the door frame

TO be quite honest, I dont know how to even start. Socializing at a big university is much harder than in a small private school. I really dont have any friends here. /emo

Because you're obese and smoke dicks.

[quote="Simo Häyhä":c8205]hes too fat he cant get outside the door frame[/quote:c8205]\

rofl

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I loled at that too.

But to defend coma here (which is a rare treat for him) just talk to someone in class dude, its not that hard, strike up a random conversation.

i agree with millah, just open up dude, don't be shy, it's bad enough you're getting advice online rofl, on a serious note, just talk to anybody, guy or girl, meet one person, then you meet their friends etc and so on, enjoy your college time ffs

I wasnt looking for advice. If I could 'open myself up' to somebody, believe me, I would. Despite all of my fears and discomforts around girls, I actually end up being better friends with them.

The problem is that my school in Germany was teh small. Tight knit little group and all that. We all got to know each other well just from constant proximity. At Uni there's just so many people... I've had plenty of "Single Serving Friends", just not many Ive been able to see more than once.

thats still pretty sad

My name is fatter than everyone else's
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LOL....Learn how to talk to chicks, dude.

I know for a fact that you haven't done shit with any girls, because you have to be either good looking, or a really good talker/bullshitter to have a one night stand with a decent looking chick.

So unless you've had a girlfriend, I'm willing to bet you're a virgin of oral and proper sex.

proper sex yes.

I hate how people spout quick fix'er'up buzzphrases like "learn to talk to girls" like its the easiest thing ever. The issue isnt really even 'talking to girls' so much as 'learning to pull a girl.'

And finally, alcohol, sympathy, and I think one chick I felt unusually comfortable around have made my life's 3 hook-ups possible. Go me oOo:

stfu comatose. god damn every time you post you come out more stupid.

Re: comatose's street job
 

Lies. Things like this NEVER happen in Ottawa. :shiftyeyeddog:

nyck, you still got that video of the fat douche blowing his load before barely getting touched by those girls?? this reminds me of it. happy:

talking to chicks is hard.

nah, if you're shy then well, you're fucked. If you have trouble talking to chicks, just approach them with the thought of only 'making friends' with them, the trick is to start a convo oOo: then you can fuck 'em if you're lucky, of course i haven't scored this way, cause my i've known my gf forever biggrin: pussy came with ease rock: Open up and speak out, don't fear rejection cause you'll get it sooner or later cry: enough tardness rolleyes:

rofl 3 times bullshit

in 18 years a WHOLE 3 TIMES GO ME WHOOHOOOO oOo:

what makes it unbelievable is how fat/nerdy you are.

and about the uni situation.....its not like ohio is flooded with people. go out places and you will see the same people especially around universities.

talk to them

they will probably want to be your friend only cuz well...you're you...but then they can get to know you

How else do normal guys land hot chicks when they're not drunk.

And hell...being friends with one leads to many. Better off if you atcually knew someone before the univeristy who goes there too who is good at making friends...

I've never had sex or "hooked up", and I'm 17.

Comatose beats me at sex.

[quote=Blase]I've never had sex or "hooked up", and I'm 17.

Comatose beats me at sex.[/quote:b3054]

like you havent kissed a bitch yet?

Not in a overtly sexual manner, but it's of my own choice. I've had plenty of opportunities to get with girls, just most of them don't interest me.

missing the dick?

Comatose holy shit are you a fucking women? Just remember that they're inferior and have no valid opinions. "You're putting the pussy on a pedastle."

Wow so much like the movie.

I just don't feel like digging into some chicks cavaties unless I actually "like" them.

that's the way it should be man

too many girls are skanks these days anyways.

unfortunately, yes.

WOMEN ARE COMAS KRYPTONITEEEEEE