Nerd Fight: Page 4
 

I will now prove through mathematical equations that proves that no one likes you on these forums.

- Lets make a scale of 1 - 5 of hatred on these forums. 1 = Loved 5 = Hated.

- Pyro and Comatose are obviously a 5 on this meter. Now lets take their weight into account:

Pyro: 100lbs ?
Comatose: 300lbs ?

- Now take their weight and divide each by their Scale number. (100/5 = 20 ; 300/5 = 60)
- Multiply this times their post counts. (17905 * 20 = 358100 ; 6663 * 60 = 399780)

- Now here is the tricky part. Mutliply this number by the amount of real life friends you have. Ok, i'll be nice i'll let you count your right hand as one and your self as another. (358100 * 2 = 716200 ; 399780 * 2 = 799560)

OOOOOoooo Coma is in the lead!!!

- Now add the times that your parents regret having an abortion. ( 716200 + 30 = 716230 ; 399780 + 100 = 399880)

SOOOO CLOSE

- Here's the repititious part: Multiply the amount of times you have you have a had sex times the amount of times you checked your post count times the amount of times a girl said you were attractive excluding relatives (0 * 234 * 0 * 716230 = 0 ; 0 * 2352 * 0 = 0)


Both of your correlations are now zero. The same amount of respect we give you, the same amount of respect you deserve, and the same amount you have earned. ZERO.

Now gtfo.

MATH IS NEVER WRONG.

simply genius

it would have been funnier from 8ace

lol fucking owned and fucking brilliant

Ktog + Life = To much free time rock:







angel:

ktog for the win ROFL

freak:

"hay guyz, i've reviewed this postulate and believe it to be true. lolz i luv the internets"

[img]http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/f/f6/Stephen_Hawking1.jpg/250px-Stephen_Hawking1.jpg[/img]

imwithstupid:

fucking ROFL ktog

[img]http://www.londonist.com/attachments/Matt/stephen-hawking-708127.jpg[/img]

You can't argue with those numbers!

I say from now on we meet any of Coma's posts with that quote. :)

this is probably the best thread i have ever read on gf1

[img]http://www.jonco48.com/blog/beach_2Dbabe_2Dbeware.jpg[/img]

WHAT THE FUCK HUMAN BEEF JERKEY!!!!!!!! THATS SO FUCKING GROSS!!!!

lolskincancer

BWAW HAW HAW HAWWW!

Two absolute classic funnehs in one thread. Kudos to KTOG and Bleu! beer:

Re: Proving Forum Hatred Through Weight/Posts Correlation Th
 

Don't you have something better to do?

Re: Proving Forum Hatred Through Weight/Posts Correlation Th
 

[quote="Jimbo@":0d64b]Don't you have something better to do?[/quote:0d64b]
evidently not.

I want to vote in Coma's poll in the 'Announcements' area.

[quote="Mr.Buttocks":77ba8]I want to vote in Coma's poll in the 'Announcements' area.[/quote:77ba8]
I was just about to ask how that got there....

[quote="Short Hand":68add][/quote:68add]

I think you're just glad you werent included in that post. . .

Rofl awesome!

well since coma already proved he had no friends in that one thread an dI have proof of two who actually post here...well

doens't that mean I win by default?

christians jetta > life

im not your friend








either is victor

By adding you in my estimations of the number of friends I have was just being nice

I wanted to at least make it seem like you had friends besides Keith Latiff...or friends only because they're my friends.

Nucka.

hahah...

I said I dont have friends at college. Germany I just swim in social juices.

But who are your 'friends' who post herE?

Buck and toni

victor knows im still better at dominos than him.

Remeber Mafiaman is the one to blame for why Im even here.

-1 toni

Hi. I'm Professor KTOG and here is your lesson plan

http://www.homeschoolmath.net/teaching/ ... nd_one.php

ROFL

[quote="TGB!":8640b][quote="Short Hand":8640b][/quote:8640b]

I think you're just glad you werent included in that post. . .[/quote:8640b]

rofl

quit trying to join in on shit coma, this thread is directly aimed at you and pyro (but more so you) so do as we all wish and fuck the fuck off.

damn, he got both ya'll asse's