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Airborne Butters 09-09-2006 01:40 AM

Eww, a boil. (make sure you eat first!)
 
So for the past week and half, I've had pain on my tailbone area. It hurts to sit down, stand up, lay down or bend over. Thinking that I had like bruised or stubbed my tailbone, I didn't pay attention. Well finally I got fed up and decided to look at my ass in the mirror. To my disgust, I had a boil, right at the top my ass crack. Let me tell, poppin' that sucker was one of the grossest experiences of my life. Puss,Blood and some black liquid....yeah.


Anyways, thought I'd share this experience with you all. Make sure you wash your ass crack good!

Akuma 09-09-2006 01:45 AM

Re: Eww, a boil. (make sure you eat first!)
 
[quote="Airborne Butters":78cd0] Puss,Blood and some black liquid[/quote:78cd0]

Eight Ace 09-09-2006 01:53 AM

Re: Eww, a boil. (make sure you eat first!)
 
[quote="Airborne Butters":d2ee7]I got fed up and decided to look at my ass in the mirror.[/quote:d2ee7]

Arkan 09-09-2006 02:34 AM

Butters.....why did you feel the need to share that with us?

Out of sheer curiosity.....how did you accomplish the feat of looking at your ass crack?

Sirus 09-09-2006 02:35 AM

thank you for that

Sirus 09-09-2006 02:35 AM

ffs

Madmartagen 09-09-2006 03:05 AM

this thread is useless without pics

Scorpion -]M15F1T[- 09-09-2006 08:25 AM

buttersasscrack.jpg

[DAS REICH] Blitz 09-09-2006 10:16 AM

black liquid, perhaps its not just a boil eek: eek: oOo: oOo:

CoMaToSe 09-09-2006 10:17 AM

^Ja, that sounds kinda... wrong somehow

harpua 09-09-2006 10:51 AM

pix or it didnt happen rock:

Eames 09-09-2006 10:55 AM

now hold on guys, i believe him...when i was in basic and last year when i was doing ranger challenge i'd get some boils from time to time and what he described sounds about right. allthough i don't know about the "black liquid" its possible that it was an ingrown hair or something that got infected and that could be the black hair.

harpua 09-09-2006 10:57 AM

oOo:

could be a cyst

Blase 09-09-2006 11:10 AM

Black liquid could just be dead blood.

Proteus 09-09-2006 12:04 PM

Only in GF1...

Airborne Butters 09-09-2006 01:03 PM

I told you all this in hopes to raise awarness to scrub your asscrack extra hard! I think the black liquid was like...blood or something. I was going to take pictures for you all, but I think posting them with my hairy asscrack would violate some rule on here (/sarcasm off). And I accomplished this feat by simply going to the bathroom, which has a mirror, and turning my head.

Bucknub 09-09-2006 01:06 PM

thanks for this thread, really.

Airborne Butters 09-09-2006 01:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bucknub
thanks for this thread, really.


no problem. I live to give.

Nyck 09-09-2006 01:25 PM

I get them on the back of my neck right on the hairline sometimes.

Doctor Duffy 09-09-2006 01:27 PM

Eat it and tell us what it tastes like while you're at it

Tripper 09-09-2006 04:42 PM

[img]http://img234.imageshack.us/img234/4091/p9070165sq6.jpg[/img]
OH SHIT BUTTERS, PLS SQUEEZE WHATEVER THAT IS ON MY LIP

Eight Ace 09-09-2006 04:47 PM

[quote="Doctor Duffy":e56fe]Eat it and tell us what it tastes like while you're at it[/quote:e56fe]
now hold on just a moment there, as a doctor, don't u think u should
have volunteered to lance Butters boil and suck out the contents..eh?

Milla 09-10-2006 09:56 PM

lol @ butters not cleaning himself good. God damn red neck, get a real shower, not a barrel in the front yard. happy:








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Simo Häyhä 09-11-2006 12:39 AM

nice job butters

NexusRevived 09-11-2006 01:02 AM

have you ever just squeezed your cheek and a bunch of yellow puss oozes out? or is that just me

Tripper 09-11-2006 02:14 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by NexusRevived
have you ever just squeezed your cheek and a bunch of yellow puss oozes out? or is that just me

That happens to me when I squeeze my cock and thrust liek 3 times hard and fast.

Machette 09-11-2006 03:16 AM

oOo:

Whatada 09-11-2006 08:04 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Machette
oOo:

Had I expected you to post in this thread, I would have expected nothing more. :D

Pyro 09-11-2006 01:11 PM

I agree with Machette.

ErichHartmann 09-11-2006 03:27 PM

No sir, Thats an ingrown hair. You might have what is a Pilonidal cyst.

Zoner 09-11-2006 03:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ErichHartmann
No sir, Thats an ingrown hair. You might have what is a Pilonidal cyst.

^ Yep, quite possibly. I had one in Grade 8. Had to have it drained and stitched up. It was surgery, but nothing major. Still got my ass (no pun intended) knocked out tho. woot

If it's still there, go get it checked out. It's nothing serious, but it could get infected or something.

Airborne Butters 09-11-2006 05:05 PM

It's pretty much all drained. Kinda looks like I have a second, smaller, asshole. I put a bandage and some anti-biotic topical cream on it.

Apparently boils are caused by sweat that infects a hair folicle. Doesn't surprise me cause at my job , when I'm out in the wearhouse, I'm sweating alot and when I go fishing I sweat alot. Not to forget the fact that I live in Florida and it's the summer...


http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Boil

Eight Ace 09-11-2006 05:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Milla
lol @ butters not cleaning himself good. God damn red neck, get a real shower, not a barrel in the front yard. happy:

rolf...and then he's got all soap in his eyes so he picks up a skunk instead of a scrubbing brush etc...




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