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Doctor Duffy 09-18-2006 07:34 PM

HAPPY BIRTHDAY KEELEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEY!!!!!!!!!
 
I LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOVE YOU!!!!!!!!

Turned 20 today, which keeps me now 5 years until Frebruary from hooking up with that fine English ass, I'll be wanking it all night.

Zoner: Permission to post nudez?

elstatec 09-18-2006 07:36 PM

no jews allowed.

Nyck 09-18-2006 07:36 PM

i give you permission to fucking die you reject fuckin freaki

Chronic Diarrhea 09-18-2006 07:42 PM

She's not even that good looking. Die in a fire.

Doctor Duffy 09-18-2006 07:44 PM

Fucking gorgeous, she's the Sun's most requested and has beat every other woman in polls for past couple years or so, plus they're all natural 100% milk.

Simo Häyhä 09-18-2006 07:50 PM

wtf is going on here? kill yourself

elstatec 09-18-2006 07:51 PM

the sun's readers are made up of chavs and pikies

Unknown_Sniper 09-18-2006 08:06 PM

FUCKING DIE already!

Tripper 09-18-2006 08:16 PM

fukin ugly whore

Stammer 09-18-2006 08:17 PM

Get Guantanamo'd.

Judas 09-18-2006 08:24 PM

what the hell is this about.

gtboys34 09-18-2006 08:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Stammer
Get Guantanamo'd.

lol

lasagna 09-18-2006 08:29 PM

[quote="Chronic Diarrhea":6c602]She's not even that good looking. Die in a fire.[/quote:6c602]

truth, not a fan of orangatang tits

Doctor Duffy 09-18-2006 08:43 PM

Aw, fuck you guys, more for me.

eeves 09-18-2006 08:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Judas
what the hell is this about.


Sirus 09-18-2006 08:47 PM

this is why you will never get laid

Doctor Duffy 09-18-2006 10:11 PM

If nobody's seen the world cup strip you havent lived yet, it's like 12 pages of her, oooooooooooooooooh MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN

http://www.keeley-hazell.net

Best site there is, best site ever.

EDIT: Link contains NSFW images after the main page...duh --Zone

Milla 09-18-2006 10:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by elstatec
the sun's readers are made up of chavs and pikies

Dont know why but i loled at that. Damn Brits happy:

Arch 09-18-2006 10:28 PM

k nobody cares, gtfo.

Doctor Duffy 09-18-2006 10:31 PM

Fuck, I call your career choice boring and you go totally offensive about this shit, just shut the fuck up already and stop bugging me.

I get the Sun off Barnes and Nobles, I was surprised they let me buy copies, but I had a Keeley poster until my sister found it and threw it away.

Arch 09-18-2006 10:34 PM

[quote="Doctor Duffy":79e03]Fuck, I call your career choice boring and you go totally offensive about this shit, just shut the fuck up already and stop bugging me.

I get the Sun off Barnes and Nobles, I was surprised they let me buy copies, but I had a Keeley poster until my sister found it and threw it away.[/quote:79e03]

ROFL, sorry babydick if i have hurt your e-feelings, go bust a nut on that bitch if it makes you feel better, fukin nasal freak.

Doctor Duffy 09-18-2006 10:45 PM

You didnt hurt my feelings you fucking beaner, I was saying that it was you who was getting really fucking defensive by going through four threads and continuing this shit.

TGB! 09-18-2006 10:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Judas
what the hell is this about.

They are just reinforcing why we should be glad we live in America. . .and not Euro-Land.

Unknown_Sniper 09-18-2006 11:07 PM

as much as I like looking at naked women he posted a link to a site with nudes, isnt that ban worthy?

Simo Häyhä 09-18-2006 11:17 PM

[quote="Doctor Duffy":04c1f]If nobody's seen the world cup strip you havent lived yet, it's like 12 pages of her, oooooooooooooooooh MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN

[url="http://www.keeley-hazell.net"]http://www.keeley-hazell.net[/url]

Best site there is, best site ever.[/quote:04c1f]

you will never get laid, so why are you putting your hopes up on a supermodel?

ps- nice porn link. enjoy your aids.

Chronic Diarrhea 09-18-2006 11:47 PM

Don't come crying to us when your mom checks your cookies and finds you you've been jacking it all night.

Doctor Duffy 09-19-2006 07:00 AM

[quote="Unknown_Sniper":9aab6]as much as I like looking at naked women he posted a link to a site with nudes, isnt that ban worthy?[/quote:9aab6]

No dewd, it clearly asks you if your 18 or over at the front page.

Zoner 09-19-2006 07:37 AM

Re: HAPPY BIRTHDAY KEELEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEY!!!!!!!!
 
[quote="Doctor Duffy":bddec]Zoner: Permission to post nudez?[/quote:bddec]
[img]http://outwordsbooks.com/books/images/denied.jpg[/img]

Zoner 09-19-2006 07:39 AM

Oh, and technically he didn't post a link to porn. The main page is SFW. All pages thereafter are not, however

Unknown_Sniper 09-19-2006 09:54 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Zoner
Oh, and technically he didn't post a link to porn. The main page is SFW. All pages thereafter are not, however

technicalities, he should still be banned.

Zoner 09-19-2006 10:02 AM

I'll make that call when the time comes. beer:

Judas 09-19-2006 10:04 AM

shes not that cute. hot tits but thats about it.

CoMaToSe 09-19-2006 10:13 AM

[quote="Chronic Diarrhea":0b157]She's not even that good looking. Die in a fire.[/quote:0b157]
ehh, she has a nice face. Too bad all baby dick sees is TITSTITSTITS

CoMaToSe 09-19-2006 10:19 AM

[quote="Doctor Duffy":ee0da]I had a Keeley poster until my sister found it and threw it away.[/quote:ee0da]
ROFL

Also, isnt use of racial epitaphs in a derogatory way ban worthy?

Arkan 09-19-2006 10:59 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Judas
shes not that cute. hot tits but thats about it.

Apparently i'm not seeing what you're seeing. While she may not be the hottest cunt around, she's a contender. I wouldn't mind her hanging onto my arm in a public place.


Duff, give up on your wet dream.....i have a better chance of fucking your mother in the ass while your dad films it and shows it to the rest of the family over x-mas dinner.

Mr.Buttocks 09-19-2006 11:11 AM

Duffaggot.

Nyck 09-19-2006 11:20 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Arkan
Duff, give up on your wet dream.....i have a better chance of fucking your mother in the ass while your dad films it and shows it to the rest of the family over x-mas dinner.


HOLY FUCKING LOOOOOOL game set match. duffy never post here again

Pyro 09-19-2006 12:10 PM

If duffy gets banned...you should banm all the whiners in this thread along with him.

And i don't see how you guys could say you woulnd't tap that shit.

Zoner 09-19-2006 12:17 PM

Duffy won't get banned for this. I'm sure he'll fuck up in other ways in the future, though.

Simo Häyhä 09-19-2006 03:32 PM

[quote=CoMaToSe]
Quote:

Originally Posted by "Doctor Duffy":2d88a
I had a Keeley poster until my sister found it and threw it away.

ROFL

Also, isnt use of racial epitaphs in a derogatory way ban worthy?[/quote:2d88a]
the fat one is correct. Porn links and racial slurs in one thread.


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