FUCKD UP CRUISE YO~!
 

OK,

So I'm a few weeks into my cruise thing now & having quite a bit of fun, I'm enjoying the travelling a lot & have been all around Southern Europe & the Med.

However, Captain Fabulous my gay room mate has got his knickers in a twist. Last night we were at the bar & I figured I'd chat to him & some yank from Georgia who also turned out to be a fag, damn... O well more girlies for me! Usually I'd hang out with the straight guys but most of them are from Romania & I don't understand their yabadaba.

Anyhoo after a few drinks it slowly started to dawn on me that this American chap wasn't quite the ticket & after spending 30 minutes trying to explain to him that I wasn't infact a bum bandit & no amount of drink could make me one I decided to go back to my cabin. It was then that Captain Fab walked in & started his twinkle toed, bright-eyed fag stuff & & leaning on the end of my bed when I was in nowt but a shirt & box0rs. He started saying that most straight guys tend to have gay tendencies etc when they drink too much. By this time I had just about had enough gay bs & I'm pretty laid back! So I told him all that bs made me sick. Unfortunately Capt Fab went into a cold fag fury & lost all use of his wrists as he waved them about like a gay thunderbird puppet & stormed out. It now turns out that he wants to charge me for sexual harrassment rock: dance:

Under any other circumstances I would find this funny as fuck! But unfortunately it may stop me getting onto the bigger ships & shagging the hot dance girls so now I'm a little pissed. mad:
I may also have to attend a sexual harrassment course kus of all this bollocks, hahaha! biggrin: Gadam what a dick he is!

dude that sucks ass...

...honestly if you have an exucse that...

"The fucking guy was trying to come on to me...and I said no...and he kept fucking saying i wanted it...how the fuck is it sexual harrassment on MY part"

Stupid fucking laws...but thats lol about your night.

Are you sure you're not gay?

Haw! Golden one m8, but this thread is worthless without pics! biggrin:

lol who didnt assume this would end like this

You can't accuse someone of sexual harrasment because they won't have gay sex with you, lol. If anything you have the basis to accuse him of sexual harrasment.

Hope everything works out and you don't have to deal with this bullshit.

You are in no fault, you said no, he kept saying common, you should have him keel hauled

kill everyone on the ship

id hit it.

Call him on attempted rape, having sex with a person you know is intoxicated, or getting someone intoxicated to have sex with them, is rape, and sounds like what he did.

Fag.

Queer Bitch.

Fruity McGay Gay.

jump in the fucking ocean and swim the fuck outta there

lol, especially if it supposedly happened once. If you are to be accused of harrassment, there has to be multiple offenses by you against him. Assuming he hasnt accused you behind your back w/o you knowing it, I'd say you were in the clear.

Ahhh, don't fret it. The fag had no other recourse but to pull the "sexual harrassment" card on you because you rebuffed his advances. The thing you should do is request a room transfer.

So you told him you didn't swing that way ?.. Or did you jump straight to "die fag bag" ?

[quote="Short Hand":def4c]So you told him you didn't swing that way ?.. Or did you jump straight to "die fag bag" ?[/quote:def4c]

both should be acceptable.

y the hell are you in your shirt and boxers with a gay dude in the room? or did i read that wrong...

MYTHBUSTERS: NOT EVERY GAY GUY WANTS TO PIN YOU AGAINST THE WALL AND SLIDE HIS LENGTH IN YOUR BALLON KNOT

There's this queer fuck in my history class, he stares at me all period long, he's about all the ass I can get it pisses me off.

[quote="Doctor Duffy":b23d4]There's this queer fuck in my history class, he stares at me all period long, he's about all the ass I can get it pisses me off.[/quote:b23d4]can YOUfind the undertone in this 'sentence'??

[quote=gtboys34]can YOUfind the undertone in this 'sentence'??[/quote:48f16]
rofl

gtboys is on a roll.

PS Nyck - f'in LMAO.

gtboys wins 1(one) free internet for pwning duffy

[quote="Simo Häyhä":86afc]gtboys wins 1(one) free internet for pwning duffy[/quote:86afc]
was his tube cleared for transmission? Or did you have to dump it in a truck and deliver it to him?

[quote=CoMaToSe]was his tube cleared for transmission? Or did you have to dump it in a truck and deliver it to him?[/quote:778bd]
no it was lodged with poker chips and some of your ass fat

[quote=CoMaToSe]was his tube cleared for transmission? Or did you have to dump it in a truck and deliver it to him?[/quote:bd901]

Have you not eaten your xxl meal of STFU?

I dunno wtf is going on, I don't think he's mad kus I told him I wasn't interested or that may be a reason. He says he's mad kus I said "that bs makes me sick". Apparently he got very offended by that but hes still a complete tit. He had a go at me for using his soap in the shower & not making my bed. WTF! We have a fkn maid to do the beds & wtf about soap? Who gives a shyt its like 3 bux & I have my own in there anyways...

Anyhoo I don't wana let this lil egotistical fag fuck spoil my trip, he's very opinionated & reckons he knows it all & is so full of shit. Hopefully I'll be moving out of my cabin soon & then off this ship & onto another in the Caribbean. I can't really face going home kus there's sweet f/a to do there & naturally I haven't told my mates about this lil escapade otherwise they'd have a field day.

Tally ho~

double post mofo

eww, not a shower shared with fag soap mix-up... annoy:

don't let it spoil ur trip tho, just say to him lets let bygones be bygones and put 'er there.*




*Note: be on ur knees pointing at ur wide-open mouth when saying it.

[quote="Eight Ace":064fc]eww, not a shower shared with fag soap mix-up... annoy:

don't let it spoil ur trip tho, just say to him lets let bygones be bygones and put 'er there.*




*Note: be on ur knees pointing at ur wide-open mouth when saying it.[/quote:064fc]
r0fl

[quote="Fluffy_Bunny":56bf5]I dunno wtf is going on, I don't think he's mad kus I told him I wasn't interested or that may be a reason. He says he's mad kus I said "that bs makes me sick". Apparently he got very offended by that but hes still a complete tit. He had a go at me for using his soap in the shower & not making my bed. WTF! We have a fkn maid to do the beds & wtf about soap? Who gives a shyt its like 3 bux & I have my own in there anyways...

Anyhoo I don't wana let this lil egotistical fag fuck spoil my trip, he's very opinionated & reckons he knows it all & is so full of shit. Hopefully I'll be moving out of my cabin soon & then off this ship & onto another in the Caribbean. I can't really face going home kus there's sweet f/a to do there & naturally I haven't told my mates about this lil escapade otherwise they'd have a field day.

Tally ho~[/quote:56bf5]liquid or bar soap? eek:

[quote=gtboys34]liquid or bar soap? eek:[/quote:5d85b]
srsly, no1 sh@r3s b@r s0@p

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Hello everyone!

I've just arrived back in Blighty, I sorta got fired kus I told some blonde ho at work to fk off & told Captain Fab to shut up & also annoyed some Romanian bish all on the same day. I also went ashore & got completely drunk with the casino manager to the point where they had to fire him as he was so intoxicated that he was considered a safety hazard.

So yer I wasn't invited to finish the contract but I don't care anyways the ship was heading to the Falklands for Christmas! I'm gonna sign up to Carnival or Royal Caribbean & party there for a bit I think. Anyhoo here's some pics of the Fluff tour of the Med~



<img src=http://i18.photobucket.com/albums/b118/iraqois/gaf.jpg>
This is where I stayed

<img src=http://i18.photobucket.com/albums/b118/iraqois/etna.jpg>
mount etna, I saw this erupting later as we sailed away which was pretty cool.

<img src=http://i18.photobucket.com/albums/b118/iraqois/etnahg.jpg>
Taormina or somewhere, too many beaches

<img src=http://i18.photobucket.com/albums/b118/iraqois/work.jpg>
Claudia & Emma, my slag work mates

<img src=http://i18.photobucket.com/albums/b118/iraqois/hg14.jpg>
some island somewhere

<img src=http://i18.photobucket.com/albums/b118/iraqois/longdrop.jpg>
this pic is fukd up, it's the same island & I walked all the way up here! It looks like a model.

<img src=http://i18.photobucket.com/albums/b118/iraqois/gfhj.jpg>
view of Athens from the top deck

<img src=http://i18.photobucket.com/albums/b118/iraqois/claud.jpg>
Claudia explains how moden Western fashion hasn't quite reached Romania yet.

<img src=http://i18.photobucket.com/albums/b118/iraqois/malta.jpg>
Me at the Grand Harbour in Malta, this site is renown in World War Two for Operation Pedestal & the famous tanker SS Ohio

<img src=http://i18.photobucket.com/albums/b118/iraqois/slagspa.jpg>
The South African SPA girls.

<img src=http://i18.photobucket.com/albums/b118/iraqois/tend.jpg>
Run ashore on the Tender boat

Now I need to catch up on what's been going on, stuck on a ship for a month or so with no net access can be a bit annoying. cuss:
~

missed ya!


Nothing has happened in all honesty.

How many of them did you fuck. Come on. Be honest now. A couple of them South African White Women are definitely Hit-And-Quitable.

beer:

nice pics, dude, so youre just going to jump on another ship assignment? where in the world is fluffy bunny? ed:

so you got fired, does that affect your chances of getting aboard another ship?