I just took a sh*t in the backyard
 

I wanted to post this because I really, really just did. I know I've been posting a lot of shit threads lately, but this one I think is worthy.

The basement just flooded with water so I was down there 3 hours straight with an industrial water-vacumm sucking up water. I kept thinking I was going to be fucking electrocuted so I wore my sneakers and stood on a chair while I did it. Dunno if it helped.

And the waters all off, so I cant take a shower or anything and I had to take a shit really badly so I took the laundry detergent bucket, put a plastic bag in it, and just took a massive shit right in my backyard. I peed in it to, I tried to avoid it but couldnt help myself.

Thanks for your time guys beer:

lol @ title.

swearing in a title = against the rules, ban?

Rofl, you're like the kindergarten tattletale, you're so super desperate.

Any topics not related to the games we cover. Doesn't mean this is a Spam-fest. Profanity is allowed, enter at your own risk.

no I just want you gone becuase you give nothing of value to this forum.

great idea using the bag-in-bucket technique, how was ur movement btw...firm/loose/other?

[quote="Unknown_Sniper":f3323]no I just want you gone becuase you give nothing of value to this forum.[/quote:f3323]

And you're boring as fuck.

[quote="Eight Ace":f3323]great idea using the bag-in-bucket technique, how was ur movement btw...firm/loose/other?[/quote:f3323]

It was pretty sloppy, most of my crap is, I drink like 4 water bottles a dya.

What a shitty thread.

and that's where you write in small text "No pun intended" heh

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Title edited.
...and gg taking a dump outdoors. I took a piss behind our shed last night...supposed to keep away skunks.

sometimes when they turn the water off and i need to shit i'll shit in a bag and think of gerv

i'm mailing this thread to keeley hazel

GJ DR. DUMPY!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111111

I always piss outdoors.....the world is my urinal !!

I have a skunk problem, one that lives beneath my dorm window. Id like to piss and scare it away, but girls rooms are on the 1st floor and it could be awkward...

[quote="Doctor Duffy":a5a6c]Rofl, you're like the kindergarten tattletale, you're so super desperate.

Any topics not related to the games we cover. Doesn't mean this is a Spam-fest. Profanity is allowed, enter at your own risk.[/quote:a5a6c]

Well...Profanity is allowed in threads.

Profanity is not allowed in titles though.

Ive had to shit outdoors a few times. I went to Sequoia Nat'l Park and on the last morning we were there, i had to take a huge shit because all i had to eat the entire trip was bbq meat and vegetables. it was like 630 am and i went out by the larger rocks and took a fat shit.

another time was when me and my friend jackie went to eat at Ruby's on the pier in Huntington Beach and for some reason she wanted to go running along the shore. well i had a big chili burger at dinner and so when i was running, i had to take a crap so we started looking for a restroom and couldnt find it because we were now in the residential areas where people had homes on the sand. she went off to the front of the homes to look for a public shower/toilet and i couldnt wait any longer, so i just dropped my pants and shat in someones backyard beach. She comes running back to me saying that she found one and i was yelling at her to stay there.

and yes nyck, it was the girl who sold my jacket on ebay biggrin:

do u mind?...i'm trying to eat my breakfast here ffs.. annoy: