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Mr.Buttocks 10-25-2006 10:33 AM

Pelican swallows pigeon in park
 
[quote:45727]Families and tourists in a London park were left shocked when a pelican picked up and swallowed a pigeon.

The unusual wildlife spectacle in St James's Park was caught on camera by photographer Cathal McNaughton.

He said the Eastern White pelican had the unfortunate pigeon in its beak for more than 20 minutes before swallowing it whole.

An RSPB spokesman said: "It is almost unheard of for a pelican to eat a bird. Their diet should be strictly fish."

Mr McNaughton, from the Press Association, said: "The pelican was on the towpath preening itself, and there were a lot of tourists watching it.

"Then the bird got up and strolled along until it reached one of the pigeons, which it just grabbed in its beak.

"There was a bit of a struggle for about 20 minutes, with all these people watching. The pelican only opened its mouth a couple of times.

"Then it managed to get the pigeon to go head first down its throat. It was kicking and flapping the whole way down."

There are currently five pelicans living near Duck Island in St James's Park - four Eastern Whites and one Louisiana Brown.

Pelicans were introduced into the park during King Charles II's reign as a gift from the Russian ambassador.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/london/6083468.stm


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Jakke 10-25-2006 11:18 AM

haha i lol'ed

Unknown_Sniper 10-25-2006 11:25 AM

rofl
Pigowned

Zoner 10-25-2006 11:40 AM

Bird's gotta eat.

Jakke 10-25-2006 11:47 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Zoner
Bird's gotta eat.

then the pelican should have gotten chicken instead of pigeon

Sgt>Stackem 10-25-2006 11:49 AM

mother nature is a bitch

Tripper 10-25-2006 12:32 PM

DID YOU KNOW: Jesus and his brother Moses used pelicans as toilets.

Sniper101 10-25-2006 12:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tripper
DID YOU KNOW: Jesus and his brother Moses used pelicans as toilets.

FYI: Jesus didn't have a brother...that we know of...and Moses's brother was Aaron

Bullitt 10-25-2006 01:01 PM

VIDEO
[url:465ad]http://youtube.com/watch?v=Rcg63Y1QSDk[/url:465ad]

Mr.Buttocks 10-25-2006 01:19 PM

ffffaaackkkkkk ed:

That Pelican is a faggot.

CoMaToSe 10-25-2006 01:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sniper101
Quote:

Originally Posted by Tripper
DID YOU KNOW: Jesus and his brother Moses used pelicans as toilets.

FYI: Jesus didn't have a brother...that we know of...and Moses's brother was Aaron

Erm, Jesus had 4 known brothers as well as a few unnamed sisters.
James, Joses, Simon, and Jude.
[url:5f082]http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Genealogy_of_Jesus#The_known_family_of_Jesus[/url:5f082]

Jin-Roh 10-25-2006 02:05 PM

Jesus was a master gynecologyst.

Tripper 10-25-2006 02:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sniper101
Quote:

Originally Posted by Tripper
DID YOU KNOW: Jesus and his brother Moses used pelicans as toilets.

FYI: Jesus didn't have a brother...that we know of...and Moses's brother was Aaron

oOo:

I realise that. They also didn't ACTUALLY use pelicans as toilets....I don't see you trying to refute that claim. lol.

(I was brought up baptist christian)

Zoner 10-25-2006 02:08 PM

They DIDN'T use pelicans as toilets?

Fucking lying King James version!! mad:

Tripper 10-25-2006 02:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Zoner
They DIDN'T use pelicans as toilets?

Fucking lying King James version!! mad:

lol

Yeah I was fooled, I believed for the first half of my life that jesus flew magical luck-dragons powered by hearty blowjobs. Stupid lying bible.

Zoner 10-25-2006 02:42 PM

Matthew 1:10-11

Yea and Jesus, who's guts were cramped
Cursed to the sky and
The cooking of she called Mary Magdalene.
Lo, he shat verily into the pelican's mouth
And it was thankful

Eight Ace 10-25-2006 02:59 PM

you know, a funny old bird is the pelican,
his beak can hold more than his belly can.

thx.

Colonel 10-25-2006 03:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Zoner
Matthew 1:10-11

Yea and Jesus, who's guts were cramped
Cursed to the sky and
The cooking of she called Mary Magdalene.
Lo, he shat verily into the pelican's mouth
And it was thankful

Wow. I've never seen that translation. The 10th and 11th verses of Matthew in mine say:

10. and to Hezekiah was born Manasseh; and to Manasseh, Amon; and to Amon, Josiah;

11. and to Josiah were born Jeconiah and his brothers, at the time of the deportation to Babylon.


But I usually just skim over the "so-and-so gave birth to so-and-so" verses.

Zoner 10-25-2006 03:10 PM

You must not have the King James version, then. heh heh

Tripper 10-25-2006 06:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Zoner
Matthew 1:10-11

Yea and Jesus, who's guts were cramped
Cursed to the sky and
The cooking of she called Mary Magdalene.
Lo, he shat verily into the pelican's mouth
And it was thankful

LOL

Jebediah 2:8-10

and it was then under blood red
sky airborne jesus paid
falcore in many deep throats
to guide him over clouds
to thou river jordan

Doctor Duffy 10-25-2006 06:38 PM

[quote="Eight Ace":1d9c9]you know, a funny old bird is the pelican,
his beak can hold more than his belly can.

thx.[/quote:1d9c9]

ed: That was incredible

Whatada 10-25-2006 06:51 PM

lol.

"FISH?"

"No.. Pidgeon. I have wings."

"FISH."

"..."

"FISH."

"Alright, let's at least get this on camera."

gtboys34 10-25-2006 09:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Zoner
Bird's gotta eat.

did you get that from finding nemo?? dont ask...

bukdez 10-26-2006 12:54 AM

pelicans are dope, i was watching them in South Carolina this summer...

CoMaToSe 10-26-2006 07:05 AM

[url:85ccf]http://youtube.com/watch?v=UcO_g6QM-R0[/url:85ccf]

imported_Fluffy_Bunny 10-26-2006 08:40 AM

I saw in St James park yesterday, this story was all over the papers.

BTW what does it say for deutoronomy 23?

Zoner 10-26-2006 09:00 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by gtboys34
Quote:

Originally Posted by Zoner
Bird's gotta eat.

did you get that from finding nemo?? dont ask...

*shrug*

Probably.

Pyro 10-26-2006 01:32 PM

so if blasphemy is allowed here?

Racism must be too.

Zoner 10-26-2006 02:14 PM

STFU

rolleyes:

bukdez 10-26-2006 05:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pyro
so if blasphemy is allowed here?

Racism must be too.

that might be the stupidest thing you have ever said... religion is personal and individual, i dont believe in god, and i dont have to, because no one can prove it exists...

but rasicm is real, and hurts people because they dont get to decide or pick their race, unlike religion...

Tripper 10-26-2006 06:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by bukdez
Quote:

Originally Posted by Pyro
so if blasphemy is allowed here?

Racism must be too.

that might be the stupidest thing you have ever said... religion is personal and individual, i dont believe in god, and i dont have to, because no one can prove it exists...

but rasicm is real, and hurts people because they dont get to decide or pick their race, unlike religion...

Pyro you should just change your name to "FuckingStupidHoe2006"

Doctor Duffy 10-26-2006 08:10 PM

Oh harsh

Tripper 10-26-2006 09:21 PM

[quote="Doctor Duffy":92b46]Oh harsh[/quote:92b46]

Yeah. That is what I was going for. Harsh. Babydicpic.

gtboys34 10-26-2006 09:25 PM

ROFL!


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