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Nyck 11-01-2006 08:49 AM

THE FIRE HAS DROPPED!!!!!!!
 
Omg tgb back up now im gonna make fun of K-fed again

so his new album came out
[url=http://www.amazon.com/Playing-Fire-Kevin-Federline/dp/B000IU3YLY/sr=1-1/qid=1162394738/ref=pd_bbs_sr_1/102-7389245-3041735?ie=UTF8&s=music:c9512]CLICK HERE 4 DA FIRE[/url:c9512]

check out the reviews they are quite entertaining:

"Federline spends the entire album rapping about four things:

a) His wife
b) How much everyone hates him
c) How much pot he smokes / how much he gets drunk
d) How awesome he is. "

"Listening to this soon-to-be 9x platinum album has made me a better person. Kevin Federline's lyrical skills make Nas sound like Helen Keller with Post-Concussion Syndrome.... The raw emotion and unadulterated passion in K-Fed's voice prompted my roommate to touch himself upon first listen as tears rolled down his face."

Zoner 11-01-2006 08:52 AM

I'm SO bummed he dropped PopoZao. It's FIRE!!!

Nyck 11-01-2006 09:02 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Zoner
I'm SO bummed he dropped PopoZao. It's FIRE!!!

[img]http://content.ytmnd.com/content/c/1/f/c1fed4fc13fcb36edae3b2a59683c94b.gif[/img]

Milla 11-01-2006 09:42 AM

So many good people die on a daily basis in freak accidents, health problems etc etc.....why cant the shit heads like this one die instead annoy:

Mr.Buttocks 11-01-2006 10:27 AM

ROCK MY SHIT OUT THE WINDOW

Madmartagen 11-01-2006 11:08 AM

lol, i heard his concerts were being cancelled because no one was buying tickets.

Nyck 11-01-2006 11:15 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Madmartagen
lol, i heard his concerts were being cancelled because no one was buying tickets.

http://www.nypost.com/seven/10302006/go ... gesix_.htm

[DAS REICH] Blitz 11-01-2006 11:21 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Nyck
Quote:

Originally Posted by Madmartagen
lol, i heard his concerts were being cancelled because no one was buying tickets.

http://www.nypost.com/seven/10302006/go ... gesix_.htm

hmm

Johnj 11-01-2006 01:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Erebus
This album is to music what Jeffrey Dahmer was to cuisine.


geRV 11-01-2006 01:59 PM

Re: THE FIRE HAS DROPPED!!!!!!!
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Nyck
b) How much everyone hates him
c) How much pot he smokes / how much he gets drunk
d) How awesome he is. "

Sounds like an average post by any number of the kids on this forum. biggrin:

Machette 11-01-2006 02:04 PM

Re: THE FIRE HAS DROPPED!!!!!!!
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by geRV
Quote:

Originally Posted by Nyck
b) How much everyone hates him
c) How much pot he smokes / how much he gets drunk
d) How awesome he is. "

Sounds like an average post by any number of the kids on this forum. biggrin:

+1

Snuff 11-01-2006 02:39 PM

Where's Vanilla Ice when you need him? He and Federline need to be on Celebrity Deathmatch. My money's on Ice.

[DAS REICH] Blitz 11-01-2006 03:02 PM

Cena > Federline

Simo Häyhä 11-01-2006 03:13 PM

they see me rollin'

they hatin'

Airborne Butters 11-01-2006 03:57 PM

I haven't seen anything drop like this since the Tigers had a baseball in the world series.

Snuff 11-01-2006 05:55 PM

nice sig butters . clint rock:

gtboys34 11-01-2006 08:09 PM

[quote="Simo Häyhä":7c62d]they see me rollin'

they hatin'[/quote:7c62d]
fake ass blitz

Simo Häyhä 11-01-2006 08:21 PM

[quote=gtboys34]
Quote:

Originally Posted by "Simo Häyhä":af2cf
they see me rollin'

they hatin'

fake ass blitz[/quote:af2cf]
they they talkin that that gangsta shit it aint bout dat

Pyro 11-02-2006 01:19 PM

[quote="Simo Häyhä":737b7][quote=gtboys34]
Quote:

Originally Posted by "Simo Häyhä":737b7
they see me rollin'

they hatin'

fake ass blitz[/quote:737b7]
they they talkin that that gangsta shit it aint bout dat[/quote:737b7]

Man, matter of fact hand me my strap show me where they at I'll stop 'em from talking like that

Arkan 11-02-2006 01:38 PM

/me waits for Tipper to respond. He knows rap.

elstatec 11-02-2006 04:49 PM

rofl on the reviews @ amazon

[quote:8c72c]If I were being anally raped by a demon, this album would probably be the salt on the wound. [/quote:8c72c]

Doctor Duffy 11-02-2006 04:51 PM

He's like all those alternative rocker fucks. They dont listen to anything mainstream cause they love to be different... or the same as every other fucking alt. rocker.

Then again, shit like gunit really does suck balls, so I cant argue

Nyck 11-07-2006 10:07 AM

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/15516597/

Lolz 300 people

Simo Häyhä 11-07-2006 10:12 AM

jeez i kinda feel bad for him. Someone should have warned him to stay out of rap. I guess some people don't know their own limits

Zoner 11-07-2006 12:16 PM

I don't feel one bit bad for him, the talentless meatbag.

LOL...I'VE played for crowds bigger than 300, for chrissakes. biggrin:

Tripper 11-07-2006 12:57 PM

He's a fucking moron if he couldn't see this not working. Obviosly delluded as to how the rest of the planet sees him...Fucking embarrasing that he chose to make a RAP album. lol.

Milla 11-07-2006 01:47 PM

Well his wife paid to promote him, so he can do what he wants. Enough though he should just be killed.

I saw him on vh1 talking about his BS album, the host asked whet music inspired him. And he said im really a fan of any good music. And btw he likes Phil Collins but can't remember the name of that one song "In the air tonight", real big fan he is.

Pyro 11-07-2006 02:36 PM

[quote="Airborne Butters":8e4d6]I haven't seen anything drop like this since the Tigers had a baseball in the world series.[/quote:8e4d6]

Hawke 11-07-2006 02:42 PM

Apparently she is divorcing him now too?

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/

top "Breaking News"

Nyck 11-07-2006 02:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hawke
Apparently she is divorcing him now too?

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/

top "Breaking News"

LOL I just told my buddy she needs to drop another 175 lbs of K-fed weight while shes at it. she was on letterman last night and slimmed up got a hair cut etc

Nyck 11-07-2006 02:47 PM

http://www.tmz.com/2006/11/07/britney-s ... r-divorce/

AHAHAHAHHAHAHAAH

THE FIRE HAS DROPPED
PRE-NUP-A-ZAO

[DAS REICH] Blitz 11-07-2006 03:04 PM

a more reputable source plz

edit: http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/15609347?GT1=8717 rolleyes:

Nyck 11-07-2006 03:06 PM

[quote="[DAS REICH] Blitz":57b64]a more reputable source plz

edit: [url="http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/15609347?GT1=8717"]http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/15609347?GT1=8717[/url] rolleyes:[/quote:57b64]

http://www.cnn.com/2006/SHOWBIZ/Music/1 ... index.html

die in a fire TMZ is pretty reliable hell even cnn.com quoted them

[DAS REICH] Blitz 11-07-2006 03:13 PM

where can i get an iron clad prenup? biggrin:

Unknown_Sniper 11-07-2006 06:25 PM

[quote="[DAS REICH] Blitz":ebd66]where can i get an iron clad prenup? biggrin:[/quote:ebd66]
usually you need to get married, which requires having a girl, which requires getting off your ass and scoring some chicks, which requires less gayness cause you can only score men and men cannot marry men thus you need no prenup.

Doctor Duffy 11-07-2006 06:34 PM

Man, I'd kill for a haircut

lasagna 11-07-2006 06:37 PM

[quote="Unknown_Sniper":38ad7][quote="[DAS REICH] Blitz":38ad7]where can i get an iron clad prenup? biggrin:[/quote:38ad7]
usually you need to get married, which requires having a girl, which requires getting off your ass and scoring some chicks, which requires less gayness cause you can only score men and men cannot marry men thus you need no prenup.[/quote:38ad7]

sorry man

but that was the fucking stupidest thing ive ever heard

Doctor Duffy 11-07-2006 06:54 PM

It's a true success story


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