Tony is jacking off hard
 

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28,000 calories a day. ed:

fucking cow

55 ed: ed: ed: she looks like she's 40 at most

[quote="[DAS REICH] Blitz":ce49e]55 ed: ed: ed: she looks like she's 40 at most[/quote:ce49e]

Maybe even 38?

ban:

I just talked to his sister on Messenger; Tony's in the shower jacking off right now.

[quote="Mr.Buttocks":8545d]28,000 calories a day. ed:[/quote:8545d]

That's either a typo, or a huge exaggeration. It's impossible to consume 28,000 calories per day.

[quote="Chronic Diarrhea":4e5ce][quote="Mr.Buttocks":4e5ce]28,000 calories a day. ed:[/quote:4e5ce]

That's either a typo, or a huge exaggeration. It's impossible to consume 28,000 calories per day.[/quote:4e5ce]

you can do it, but one day. Everyday sounds like a freaking exaggeration oOo:

[quote="Mr.Buttocks":e317c]I just talked to his sister on Messenger; Tony's in the shower jacking off right now.[/quote:e317c]

did she mention me? rock:

plzdie:

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i'd fuck her. then i wouldnt call her back

[quote=Arch][quote="Chronic Diarrhea":30ad8]That's either a typo, or a huge exaggeration. It's impossible to consume 28,000 calories per day.[/quote:30ad8]

you can do it, but one day. Everyday sounds like a freaking exaggeration oOo:[/quote:30ad8]

Doubtful. Even if her maintenance (i.e. calorie burning activities) was 2,500 cals which it was probably a little lower... she would be gaining 7.2lbs a day on 28,000 calories.

If you ate nothing but sirloin steak it would take roughly 33 lbs to consume 28,000 calories. Steak is a less calorie dense food than things like butter, ice cream, potato chips, mashed potatos, etc...

[quote="Chronic Diarrhea":0e0f9][quote=Arch][quote="Chronic Diarrhea":0e0f9]That's either a typo, or a huge exaggeration. It's impossible to consume 28,000 calories per day.[/quote:0e0f9]

you can do it, but one day. Everyday sounds like a freaking exaggeration oOo:[/quote:0e0f9]

Doubtful. Even if her maintenance (i.e. calorie burning activities) was 2,500 cals which it was probably a little lower... she would be gaining 7.2lbs a day on 28,000 calories.

If you ate nothing but sirloin steak it would take roughly 33 lbs to consume 28,000 calories. Steak is a less calorie dense food than things like butter, ice cream, potato chips, mashed potatos, etc...[/quote:0e0f9]

true, but still, she's a cow lol.

[quote="Chronic Diarrhea":7d14a][quote=Arch][quote="Chronic Diarrhea":7d14a]That's either a typo, or a huge exaggeration. It's impossible to consume 28,000 calories per day.[/quote:7d14a]

you can do it, but one day. Everyday sounds like a freaking exaggeration oOo:[/quote:7d14a]

Doubtful. Even if her maintenance (i.e. calorie burning activities) was 2,500 cals which it was probably a little lower... she would be gaining 7.2lbs a day on 28,000 calories.

If you ate nothing but sirloin steak it would take roughly 33 lbs to consume 28,000 calories. Steak is a less calorie dense food than things like butter, ice cream, potato chips, mashed potatos, etc...[/quote:7d14a]
goo thing the article says 'Up to 8,000 calories a day' and not 28,000

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[quote=CoMaToSe][quote="Chronic Diarrhea":53b49][quote=Arch]you can do it, but one day. Everyday sounds like a freaking exaggeration oOo:[/quote:53b49]

Doubtful. Even if her maintenance (i.e. calorie burning activities) was 2,500 cals which it was probably a little lower... she would be gaining 7.2lbs a day on 28,000 calories.

If you ate nothing but sirloin steak it would take roughly 33 lbs to consume 28,000 calories. Steak is a less calorie dense food than things like butter, ice cream, potato chips, mashed potatos, etc...[/quote:53b49]
goo thing the article says 'Up to 8,000 calories a day' and not 28,000[/quote:53b49]



The Jews edited it.

the legs are ginormous

[quote="Sgt. Paine":ad186]the legs are ginormous[/quote:ad186]
the beef curtains would be theatre-like in proportion ed:

holy fuck this is interesting

Yeah they fixed it. Had to have been a typo, because 28,000 a day is impossible. 8,000 is still a fuck load of fucking food though, considering 280 lb bodybuilders get about 5-7,000 a day, and they eat like horses.

Even if she ate a Big Mac, large fry, large drink & dessert 3 x a day she would be at 5200-5300 cals.

28,000 calories she would have went from 145 (previous weight) to 220 in about 10 days, or just a little over a week. LOL.

[quote="Mr.Buttocks":8870d][quote=CoMaToSe][quote="Chronic Diarrhea":8870d][quote=Arch]you can do it, but one day. Everyday sounds like a freaking exaggeration oOo:[/quote:8870d]

Doubtful. Even if her maintenance (i.e. calorie burning activities) was 2,500 cals which it was probably a little lower... she would be gaining 7.2lbs a day on 28,000 calories.

If you ate nothing but sirloin steak it would take roughly 33 lbs to consume 28,000 calories. Steak is a less calorie dense food than things like butter, ice cream, potato chips, mashed potatos, etc...[/quote:8870d]
goo thing the article says 'Up to 8,000 calories a day' and not 28,000[/quote:8870d]



The Jews edited it.[/quote:8870d]

NO JEWS

Man,I'd still go fucking wild if I laid it on her

[quote="Doctor Duffy":eb828]Man,I'd still go fucking wild if I laid it on her[/quote:eb828]

i bet you would

fucking seriously. the article said 8,000 calories NOT 28,000. 8,000 calories still is fucking insane. i strruggle to make myself eat 3,500 calories a day...i can't imagine getting in 8,000 a day...holy shit. but she lost 75 lbs and is down to 145 which isn't bad she needs to drop 20 more lbs, a buck 25 is a good weight for most women.

HEY DUMBASS THEY EDITED IT KTHXBYE