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I've been thinking about making a thread like this for a long time, but didnt think any of you fucks played shit, but I'll do it anyway only cause I cant find any tennis forums

I started the beginning of last season, never played before, but ended up making varsity 2 towards the end of the season. I've mentioned it a fucking million times before, but we were 2nd varsity in Denver, and JV/V2 we took 1st. As far as state, we rank about #6, aside from some cities outside of Denver.

But what I was really wondering...... d u guyz play? At all? Ever? Cause I have a coupon for Gart bros (or Sports Auth) for 25% off and I'm gonna get a new raquet but can't make up my mind... SUGGESTIONS

Shut the fuck up.

inb4lock

Wtf is Varsity 2? Here in north carolina its just JV and Varsity.

tennis is gay

tennis is fucking gay... badminton is where it's at

my roommate plays tennis. he's a fucking queerbag.

all the socially inept people at high school play tennis. you'll fit right in faggot.

What in the mothafukin hell is "varsity 2?" oOo:

whats the one thats a cross between volleyball and tennis? thats fun biggrin:

I played tennis once back in high school. I kept hitting the ball like a baseball and knocking the shit out of it...flew like 250 feet.

I gave up and went drinkin'.

It's called Gay-Ball........pwnt.

[quote="[DAS REICH] Blitz":6eded]It's called Gay-Ball........pwnt.[/quote:6eded]
hake:

Badmintons as bad, fucking smacking a dead budgie over a net. annoy:

Tennis is fucking amazing to play, ya'll are missing out...same with badminton (which is ALOT easier)

Never bothered to play in school because well...I enjoyed not staying after school for extra curricular activities...

I just played it for fun, never joined up with anything but I did take lessons.

I have a dunlop racquet.

badminton is the shit

[quote="Sgt. Paine":84bc7]badminton is the shit[/quote:84bc7]

prolly badminton. you have a high net like volleyball, but hit a small "shuttlecock" back in forth like tennis.

It's JV, V2, and V1. JV and V2 is doubles, V1 is where the singles play. You gotta be really fucking good for V1, most guys go to State, we had one who was elgible for Nat'ls..

Yah, I noticed in suburban schools all our opp.'s were a bunch of faggots. lmao, especially at the dominant white schools, where the teams were entirely asian. Schools inner Denver are usually 1/2 black, so football and that kind are usually nothing but nigaz.

Duffy is a ballboy.

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Fuck gart... they're coupon excluded all nike, adidas, reebok, wilson, prince, head, etc. produktz .... I was gonna get a Wilson nCode n1, woulda been such a sweet deal, for $40 bucks....

i play tennis eek:

Often?

wow all the forum fags play tennis. who'da thunk

go back into hiding

NYCK

how about dem Lions...they sure played a good game

LAUGHMYMOTHERFUCKINGASSRIGHTOFFWHILEYOUCONTINUESUC KINGMYHUGETHROBBINGCOCKBITCH

Lay off the sight magnifying drugs.

ever played that one game where its a mix? i think its called pickleball. fun shit played that back in the day during gym class

wii tennis is fun but now i have a sore arm.. oOo:

the wii takes too much energy to play

That looks tight as fuck, that's the entire reason I want one, to play sports games on. I always fucking hated playing sports games like football on the nientendo where all you would fucking do is press a to throw and b to punt.

I almost lost my right eye in a badminton accident, my buddy ryan and I were in Phys-Ed playing it, and I swear, that fuck swung as hard as he could and still missed that SHUDDLE COCK. and smashed me right in the face, came like 5mm from actually hitting my eye, surprisingly there was no blood or massive swelling, just a slight bruise.

fuck u ryan.

Haha, yeah, I gave this kid a fucking bloody lip when I hit an overhead right upon him, I felt pretty shitty afterwards..

volleyed right at the net in tennis and had him right in the jewels. Also, making fat kids chase after balls is very entertaining.

do you fags wear little sweaters tied around your necks too.

detroit > toronto in everything, not even close gayro

ps why no mention of montreal OWNING torronto in the grey cup.

thats what I thought

the heads of our enemies

I'm like Zone with this one.....keep hitting it over the fence.

Really miss playing dodgeball in school though.....'twas fun bouncing the ball off peoples heads.

Doh, but i remember one time when it was just me vs 2 kids....i got distracted by one kid and got blasted in the side of the head by the other. They won !!

happy: HAW!

Yeah, I never really mastered the art of turning over my wrist when striking the ball. I'd hit it square and fucking launch it. biggrin: