/office bant
 

HAW HAW HAW! I just kicked out a deaf dude wandering around the office trying to sell keychains! GTFO, Mumbles!!

Am I a heartless bastard?

pix?

Nein pix. He wasn't here long enough.

He was fucking RIPE too...enough fucking B.O. to kill a caribou.

did you put on your jason mask and jam his keychains into his ears

If I had the mask here, I woulda!

"Zone goes to Hell"

coming soon to an office park near you

What were the keychains like?

boondagle?

[quote="Mr.Buttocks":ccacc]What were the keychains like?[/quote:ccacc]
They sucked. Clear plastic, teardrop shaped. Had something written on them, but I didn't get a good look. Prolly said "HALP MEH! I R TEH DEF!"

Now you're a heartless bastard biggrin:

Awesome. rock:

[img]http://www.bbbslakeshore.org/gallery/Dancing%20an%20Irish%20jig%20won%20him%20a%20prize .jpg[/img]
/dances a happy little jig

[quote=Zoner]They sucked. Clear plastic, teardrop shaped. Had something written on them, but I didn't get a good look. Prolly said "HALP MEH! I R TEH DEF!"[/quote:11554]
Ban Dihydrogen Monoxide for Great Justice

I guess no one's been fucking up around here enough. You now have to fill your quota by banning deaf guys in real life biggrin:

watch yo back

was it ned?

He kinda looked like Les Nessman.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Image:WKRP ... Johnny.jpg

ned from the future visiting the past?

Whoa. Yer freakin' me out.

i was walking around Best Buy one day and this deaf dude came up to me and showed me this business card .. and it basically said i should give him money because he was deaf.. lol

i gave him like 25 cents just to leave me alone the_finger:

omg

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i bet ya he wasn't even deaf. the worst people are the sticker people, they walk up to ya and give you a sticker and then ask for money.

Haha, like in SanFran, fuckers wash your car while you're waiting for the light then ask you for money

I like giving money to bums..

[quote="Doctor Duffy":c832e]Haha, like in SanFran, fuckers wash your car while you're waiting for the light then ask you for money[/quote:c832e]
omg

thats fucked up, but i can see how you cant have them running around the office. did he at least offer to blow you?

[quote="Doctor Duffy":59dd6]Haha, like in SanFran, fuckers wash your car while you're waiting for the light then ask you for money[/quote:59dd6]

SanFran? That pretty much happens in every major city in the world.

I was in town, went for a piss in this night club - pissed as a fart. Finished up and went to wash my hands, this guy offered me soap - I was like "why thankyou" he then offered me paper towel to dry my hands. Again I replyed "thankyou" I was about to turn away and he nodded towards the tip bowl. cry: hellfire: mad: Twat!!! I only had about 30p in loose change so gave him that hah. I wouldnt mind I payed £8 to get in and at £3-£4 a bottle its bloody outragious.

Hey, they gotta earn a living too you know !

one time a 'deaf' guy gave me the card to buy, and i said no as he walked away, i yelled "hey man, wait!" and sure enough he turned around...

happy:
Busted.

If I had a paper bag on hand, I woulda blew it up and popped it behind his head. If he shit his pants, I woulda kicked his ass.

i hope you'd wait til he changed his pants...

HAW! Good point. biggrin: