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Nyck 11-28-2006 11:13 AM

wii have a problem
 
Various videos and tales of fucking morons not understanding you do NOT have to go ballistic with the wii controller It doesnt pick up your arm going mach 5 to hit a tennis ball, a simple swipe is all you need.

http://www.wiihaveaproblem.com/

Mr.Buttocks 11-28-2006 11:39 AM

These people should have their arms removed for their own safety.

c312 11-28-2006 11:46 AM

yeah, when i first played a wii, my shoulder got sore from pitching in a baseball game. Then I realized that you can just flick your wrist and get better results than a full wind up....I felt dumb.

Chronic Diarrhea 11-28-2006 11:50 AM

I tore my rotator cuff playing Wii. A lawsuit is pending.

geRV 11-28-2006 11:53 AM

LOL look at the vid of the tard further down the page

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RkdihGX7iWM&eurl=

Yeah you REALLY need to swing your arm that hard, moron. oOo:



Edit:

http://www.wiihaveaproblem.com/show_article.php?id=22


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Zoner 11-28-2006 12:58 PM

http://www.penny-arcade.com/comic/2006/11/13

happy: @ toolbox

Milla 11-28-2006 01:23 PM

[quote="Chronic Diarrhea":9f5d8]I tore my rotator cuff playing Wii. A lawsuit is pending.[/quote:9f5d8]

FUCKING ROFL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



Got pitchers arm? rofl i can easily see that happening


/me goes to work after shoulder surgery

Coworker: What happened to you?
Me: Tore my rotator cuff throwing heat in the 9th inning of the world series
Coworker: Oh shit you played in the pros?
Me: No Wii





lol i agree with Buttocks, removing arms might be a good idea

Milla 11-28-2006 01:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by geRV
Lhttp://www.wiihaveaproblem.com/show_article.php?id=22


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FUCKING EL OH EL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!

Eames 11-28-2006 02:09 PM

http://www.wiihaveaproblem.com/show_article.php?id=27

rofl this guy gets all the chics with his 1337 skillz.

Nyck 11-28-2006 02:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by geRV
LOL look at the vid of the tard further down the page

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RkdihGX7iWM&eurl=

Yeah you REALLY need to swing your arm that hard, moron. oOo:



Edit:

http://www.wiihaveaproblem.com/show_article.php?id=22


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those were the two videos I was refering to..LOL at the bowling dude

Pyro 11-28-2006 02:58 PM

i played the wii at the eatons centre...played the zelda demo...

aiming was weird but the sword shit was cool...and id throw a full pitch cuz well...it';s baseball...

gtboys34 11-28-2006 10:19 PM

im still waiting on that wii related death/injury

eeves 11-29-2006 12:41 AM

[img]http://www.explosm.net/db/files/Comics/guest4/Dano.jpg[/img]

Airborne Butters 11-29-2006 07:04 AM

I played Wii this weekend. Played it for like...4-5 hours then went to sleep. Woke up and was lifting boxes at work and my arms were just killing me. Felt like rubber, lol.

Lesson learned, stretch next time.

Sgt>Stackem 11-29-2006 07:56 AM

the commercials look so stupid. I cant see anyone casting and reeling in a fish in a game. Looks lame to me

geRV 11-29-2006 01:42 PM

[quote="Sgt>Stackem":a9fee]the commercials look so stupid. I cant see anyone casting and reeling in a fish in a game. Looks lame to me[/quote:a9fee]

Bet if it had deerhunter and a shotgun addon you'd be first in the line to get one. oOo:

Simo Häyhä 11-29-2006 03:21 PM

[img]http://img114.imageshack.us/img114/9176/1164744833764at1.jpg[/img]
Let's get these teen hearts beating. Faster, faster
So testosterone boys and harlequin girls,
Will you dance to this beat, and hold a lover close?
So testosterone boys and harlequin girls,
Will you dance to this beat, and hold a lover close?
-METZGER

CoMaToSe 11-29-2006 04:48 PM

die metzer sollen in ein metzgerei hangen

Milla 11-29-2006 04:50 PM

[quote=geRV]
Quote:

Originally Posted by "Sgt>Stackem":e1d46
the commercials look so stupid. I cant see anyone casting and reeling in a fish in a game. Looks lame to me

Bet if it had deerhunter and a shotgun addon you'd be first in the line to get one. oOo:[/quote:e1d46]

FUCKING LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


I personally think the fishing thing looks cool, hell all the sports games look good.

Nyck 12-07-2006 11:59 AM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6OMCwwTjvuM&eurl=

TARDS PLUS WII

geRV 12-07-2006 12:01 PM

Just as well theres no superman game for the wii, to fly they'd be giving it this:

[img]http://homepage.ntlworld.com/gerald.marley/14/away.jpg[/img]

Chronic Diarrhea 12-07-2006 01:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Nyck
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6OMCwwTjvuM&eurl=

TARDS PLUS WII

ROFL oOo:

Zoner 12-07-2006 01:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Nyck
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6OMCwwTjvuM&eurl=

TARDS PLUS WII

Close your eyes and listen to that vid. Sounds like she's getting REAMED hardcore.

HAW!

geRV 12-07-2006 05:49 PM

http://www.emuwizards.com/index.php?opt ... ew&id=1213

[img]http://homepage.ntlworld.com/gerald.marley/14/lol.gif[/img]

Hawke 12-07-2006 09:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by geRV

lmao

elstatec 12-08-2006 06:06 PM

any of you bitches got the wii online?

my friend code is 3045 5385 0612 5016


[quote=geRV]
Quote:

Originally Posted by "Sgt>Stackem":89252
the commercials look so stupid. I cant see anyone casting and reeling in a fish in a game. Looks lame to me

Bet if it had deerhunter and a shotgun addon you'd be first in the line to get one. oOo:[/quote:89252]


[img]http://www.playthegame.de/test/bassfishing4.jpg[/img] +[img]http://content.answers.com/main/content/img/amg/games/drg000/g038/g03858c3f0c.jpg[/img]

Eight Ace 12-08-2006 07:03 PM

[quote="Simo Häyhä":828f8][img]http://img114.imageshack.us/img114/9176/1164744833764at1.jpg[/img]
Let's get these teen hearts beating. Faster, faster
So testosterone boys and harlequin girls,
Will you dance to this beat, and hold a lover close?
So testosterone boys and harlequin girls,
Will you dance to this beat, and hold a lover close?
-METZGER
[/quote:828f8]
wow Metzger...thats what I'm talkin about! rock:

ps ur typing has improved gr8ly!

Ralph Wilson 12-09-2006 02:21 AM

http://www.engadget.com/2006/12/08/nint ... e-lawsuit/

Bucknub 12-09-2006 02:27 AM

haw haws

gtboys34 12-09-2006 03:23 PM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yddMD5_X3gY

wii on cnn

[DAS REICH] Blitz 12-09-2006 03:32 PM

Oh, well imagine; as I'm pacing the pews in a church corridor,
and I can't help but to hear, no I can't help but to hear an exchanging of words.
"What a beautiful wedding!, What a beautiful wedding!" says a bridesmaid to a waiter.
"Ah yes, but what a shame, what a shame, the poor groom's bride is a whore."

I chimed in with a "Haven't you people ever heard of closing the god damn door?!"
No, it's much better to face these kinds of things with a sense of poise and rationality.
I chimed in "Haven't you people ever heard of closing the god damn door?!"
No, it's much better to face these kinds of things with a sense of hope.

Well in fact, well I'll look at it this way, I mean technically our marriage is saved
Well this calls for, a toast so, pour the champagne,
Oh! Well in fact, well I'll look at it this way, I mean technically our marriage is saved
Well this calls for a toast, so pour the champagne, pour the champagne.

I chimed in with a "Haven't you people ever heard of closing the god damn door?!"
No, it's much better to face these kinds of things with a sense of poise and rationality.
I chimed in "Haven't you people ever heard of closing the god damn door?!"
No, it's much better to face these kinds of things with a sense of poise and rationality.

Again..

I'd chime in "Haven't you people ever heard of closing the god damn door?!" No.
It's much better to face these kinds of things with a sense of poise and rationality.
I'd chime in "Haven't you people ever heard of closing the god damn door?!"
No, it's much better to face these kinds of things with a sense of poise and rationality.

Again..


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