Valentines Day
 

Ok boys, what you got planned for Valentines?

I'm sendin a photo to the hot ho [img]http://i18.photobucket.com/albums/b118/iraqois/n274702648_419882_4869.jpg[/img]

I'm sending this photograph of my cat kus shes an animal lover...

[img]http://i18.photobucket.com/albums/b118/iraqois/bwtof.jpg[/img]

I was wondering wtf to write on the back though & spent most of last night pondering about it. I had settled for the "Hope you have a great Valentines day, maybe we can meet sometime xxx" & all that crap.

But then I thought wtf are you doing Bunny? She's a pro-ho! All the guys at her uni are gana be writing that bs to her & kissing her azz so I may as well tell her like it is & make mine stand out.


Here's my new note

Dear *******,

The sexiest girl in England deserves something very special & that is why I have sent you a large photo of my pussy. However, the sexiest guy in England also deserves something & as I haven't received any photos of your arse I’ve decided to eat the chocolates instead. Happy Valentines Day!

- Bunny

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It's too late for any re-editing as I've sent it, not gana be kissing her azz like the rest of those punks. Girls want bastards! the_finger:

What are you guys doing for your hoes?

[img]http://img408.imageshack.us/img408/6018/70116201yx7.jpg[/img]

ive made a book for my missus with alot alot of drawings.

fluffy thats funny as hell whats youre sending her, she should like it

I think im gonna buy a bottle of wine, we will drink it and then go somewhere close by for dinner, like the union grille or something

2 dozen roses in a vase to her office
Giftcard to go shopping for a new wardrobe
Dinner out
Coupon book of different favors

Im gonna go buy her a card in a few minutes, then mail it to her. And when I see her this weekend we are going out for a fancy(were getting all dressed up) dinner.
Then I expect some lovin.

I bought mine a matching Mastodon T-Shirt weeeeeeeeeeeeee

I dunno what to do lol - I'll probably forget and do nothing.

My penis is currently touring Asia, so I won't be doing anything.

[quote="Mr.Buttocks":c93e3]My penis is currently touring Asia, so I won't be doing anything.[/quote:c93e3]

[img]http://i61.photobucket.com/albums/h56/deafindieelephants/mesohorny.jpg[/img]

[img]http://gizmodo.com/assets/resources/2007/02/japanesecat3601.jpg[/img]

Writing a song.. rock:

I'm poor.. rock:

An xbox playing cat? eek: happy:

umm i actually think that is a cat playing xbox.. annoy: rolleyes:

[img]http://i44.photobucket.com/albums/f35/TerryBentley/1mor.jpg[/img]

but back on topic...

im not sure what im doing.. the girl that i am seeing is somebody im not sure about being with.. she is more or less just a 'keep me busy' type thing until i find a better girl... so i'll probably just get her a card, write something cute on it (to impress her friends, not her), and maybe take her out to dinner this coming weekend.

Same thing jew. oOo:

[img]http://homepage.ntlworld.com/gerald.marley/13/Haggy.jpg[/img]
jews annoy:

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Well I can't actually be with her on the 14th but we spent this weekend together. I bought her some choccies and a funny card.....oh and I f***** her brains out

She baked me some gorgeous biscuits happy:

[img]http://img480.imageshack.us/img480/8121/picture014qs6.jpg[/img]

I still can't work out how she spelt my name 'Gerv' on the card tho.....[img]http://img480.imageshack.us/img480/5144/danceconfusedwc0.gif[/img]

[quote="mr.miyagi":4c494]Well I can't actually be with her on the 14th but we spent this weekend together. I bought her some choccies and a funny card.....oh and I f***** her brains out

She baked me some gorgeous biscuits happy:

[img]http://img480.imageshack.us/img480/8121/picture014qs6.jpg[/img]

I still can't work out how she spelt my name 'Gerv' on the card tho.....[img]http://img480.imageshack.us/img480/5144/danceconfusedwc0.gif[/img][/quote:4c494]

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[img]http://jesusburger.net/upload/hamsterds01.jpg[/img]

nice to see that gerv is still as homo as ever beer:

[img]http://www.greaser.com/images/bettypot.jpg[/img] ed:

Bought some Godiva chocolate and flowers.

Simple......a card and a small box of chocolates

Can't wait for March 15 (The "Mans" Valentines Day)


......."Steak and Blowjob" day. Tell all your hoes we have OUR day exactly one month and one day after their day.

god bless storm and birdsy and the invention of steak and BJ day

Hanging with a girl whos been after me for the past 7-8 months. Just started feeling the same way towards her.. but not sure if we should just hangout, go to dinner, or what... or if I should get her a card, or flowers, or not.. hah fuck. Obviously I don`t want to go all out, but I dont want it to seem as `just friends` that much either.. It`s valentines day.

Just a card then, shows her your interested but doesnt give anything else away.

exactly, and make sure you hint that you want to fuck her best friend in the card

I assume sodomy is on your list as well happy:

[quote="TGB!":b7735]Im sure itll involve fucking at some point. . .just need to sort out with who. . .[/quote:b7735]

call me.

nothing...

...though I will be eating chocolate and stuff supplied by some girls from my work...

i wont be doing nothing tomorrow, but im spending the weekend with a girl i really like

[quote="Simo Häyhä":19334]I assume sodomy is on your list as well happy:[/quote:19334]
Probably not, up to the Mrs.

[quote=Akuma]Probably not, up to the Mrs.[/quote:49551]
You've gone soft on me.

so i was going to just get a card, but, not unexpectedly, the only decent place for cards around campus was sold out of everything decent... so naturally I walked a block to the nearest liquor store, bought a $10 bottle of champagne and will write a card on the label... i figure itll be a good thing for her to smash when she catches me cheating on her.

haha more than likely

[quote="Simo Häyhä":8eab3][quote=Akuma]Probably not, up to the Mrs.[/quote:8eab3]
You've gone soft on me.[/quote:8eab3]

flaccid