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Coleman 02-15-2007 01:59 PM

Dump your Girlfriend on V-Day
 
Hands down, THE best facebook group EVER: http://psu.facebook.com/group.php?gid=2243280280

It's soooooooo funny.
ps. "the pit" is a common area at UNC where there's always a bunch of people.
[quote:c802f]So here's the deal. Ryan found out his girlfriend, Mindy, had cheated on him. As such, Ryan resolved to humiliate her even worse than she humiliated him.

Under the guise that she was meeting him in the Pit because he had arranged for the Loreleis to serenade her, Mindy showed up only to find out that she was, in fact, being dumped in front of hundreds of people, who at times started chanting "Slut! Slut! Slut!"

This group commemorates what will forever be known at UNC as the St. Valentine's Day Massacre. And you were there to witness the magic.

In case you missed it or you want to watch it all over again, catch it on STV TOMOROW NIGHT AT 8pm! Channels 4, 7, or 15.
http://unc.facebook.com/ev
ent.php?eid=2246143196

Video from Juancarlos:
http://www.youtube.com/wat
ch?v=colIeH2snmI

Consider yourselves forewarned: This group is Pro-Ryan Burke. As such, I, as adminstrator, reserve the right to delete any anti-Burke or anti-UNC wall postings. Because I can.[/quote:c802f]

edit pics:

[img]http://photos-751.ak.facebook.com/ip002/v64/211/30/2719846/n2719846_33158751_9749.jpg[/img]Bitch is on the far right

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[img]http://photos-480.ak.facebook.com/ip002/v63/168/8/2733060/n2733060_33159480_2034.jpg[/img]
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Tripper 02-15-2007 02:23 PM

Is that lolman I see patting the dudes back?

If its not it looks like you. if she cheated on him, good shit - if she didnt and hes just breaking up with her thats real fucked up.

Zoner 02-15-2007 02:30 PM

I really don't want to sign up with Facebook. Post le pic.

HeadUp 02-15-2007 02:38 PM

cant even get to it on facebook....thats a pretty gnarly way to get back at your gf for cheatin

Bucknub 02-15-2007 03:00 PM

Ive deactivated my facebook account

Tripper 02-15-2007 03:18 PM

Theres a youtube link, moronz. the_finger:

TGB! 02-15-2007 03:24 PM

If she cheated - then she obviously wasnt into dude, and at the least has someone to go to once all this is said and done. This isnt particularly clever - just spiteful and in the end, wont erase the fact that he got fucked first.

EDIT: Just seen the end, man he flounders - this coulda been his epic moment, but then he just gets called out for his shit not being up to snuff. Seriously - neither one of these two got the better of the other, and the female didnt look particularly embarrassed.

RaNgeR 02-15-2007 03:31 PM

haha..that was awesome happy:

elstatec 02-15-2007 04:00 PM

rofl take that bitch.

[DAS REICH] Blitz 02-15-2007 04:06 PM

old facebook > new facebook

Unknown_Sniper 02-15-2007 05:04 PM

[quote="[DAS REICH] Blitz":f58c2]old facebook > new facebook[/quote:f58c2]
Are you even in college yet? because if not then old facebook was for college students not god damn high schoolers

Jotun 02-15-2007 05:07 PM

[quote="[DAS REICH] Blitz":22bbd]old facebook > new facebook[/quote:22bbd]
no shit. everyone knows that, and no one argues. this was months ago, get over it.

and thats awesome. stupid bitch.

Pyro 02-15-2007 05:09 PM

meh...college students need to grow up.

elstatec 02-15-2007 06:59 PM

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meh...college students need to grow up.


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Coleman 02-15-2007 08:01 PM

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meh...college students need to grow up.


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Simo Häyhä 02-15-2007 08:04 PM

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meh...college students need to grow up.


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Pyro 02-15-2007 08:07 PM

if trying to embaress some chick who is just doing what most chicks do is mature...then fuck

whats the point...

just get drunk and study...thats college...not humiliation...I don't know...this shit would never happen here.

Coleman 02-15-2007 08:37 PM

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if trying to embaress some chick who is just doing what most chicks do is mature...then fuck

whats the point...

just get drunk and study...thats college...not humiliation...I don't know...this shit would never happen here.

You're an idiot. College is about having a fun time and it being OK to goof off since it'll be your last chance. Is drinking yourself shitfaced mature? no, but people do it. Is fucking another person outside of your relationship mature? no. But he did get back at her and fucked her roommate according to my roommate's friends that go to UNC. His friend was the one in the red coat with the camera in the front in the YouTube video.

Pyro 02-15-2007 08:49 PM

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if trying to embaress some chick who is just doing what most chicks do is mature...then fuck

whats the point...

just get drunk and study...thats college...not humiliation...I don't know...this shit would never happen here.

You're an idiot. College is about having a fun time and it being OK to goof off since it'll be your last chance. Is drinking yourself shitfaced mature? no, but people do it. Is fucking another person outside of your relationship mature? no. But he did get back at her and fucked her roommate according to my roommate's friends that go to UNC. His friend was the one in the red coat with the camera in the front in the YouTube video.

Picking on one person because everyone else is doing it is a product of elementary school...

if embarassing someone in a serious manner is fun...then people deserve jail time.

Coleman 02-15-2007 09:02 PM

You, sir, are retarded.

Pyro 02-15-2007 09:09 PM

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You, sir, are retarded.

I am just morally competant sir.

God, why can't he do the eye for an eye shit...and just sleep with some other girl.

Coleman 02-15-2007 09:23 PM

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You, sir, are retarded.

I am just morally competant sir.

God, why can't he do the eye for an eye shit...and just sleep with some other girl.

He did. He slept with her roommate.

Chronic Diarrhea 02-15-2007 09:37 PM

You don't realize that this guy is probably a legend now, among a place where at least 20,000 students live. He's probably being talked about, and probably had his story on the front page of the school newspaper. He's probably going to be having a truckload of horny sluts waiting to bang him now because he's going to be the flavor of the month. Actually, the flavor of the semester now.

I say the entire thing would have been cooler if he hadn't given her a chance to open her filthy fucking mouth. He went the silent stone route when he probably should have been more outlandish. No lame name calling like she did ("small dick") but should have kept pointing out the fact that hundreds of guys will stay far far away from her from this day forward. He should have had a loudspeaker too, that would have been lol.

Short Hand 02-15-2007 09:58 PM

i would have just slit her throat and dumped her in the river rock:

Coleman 02-15-2007 10:00 PM

[quote="Short Hand":f75a9]i would have just slit her throat and dumped her in the river rock:[/quote:f75a9]cool idea

Proteus 02-15-2007 10:27 PM

Are they that bored at college?

Eight Ace 02-15-2007 10:30 PM

that guy is a spiteful turd and is just proving how much she fucked him up,
she could and should sue his arse for that...plus suck off the judge in plain sight as he reads out the guilty verdict. mad:

Pyro 02-15-2007 10:30 PM

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You, sir, are retarded.

I am just morally competant sir.

God, why can't he do the eye for an eye shit...and just sleep with some other girl.

He did. He slept with her roommate.

Damn...im missing out on these american chicks...girls are more sluttier than I imagined...here they have standards.

Coleman 02-15-2007 11:51 PM

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You, sir, are retarded.

I am just morally competant sir.

God, why can't he do the eye for an eye shit...and just sleep with some other girl.

He did. He slept with her roommate.

Damn...im missing out on these american chicks...girls are more sluttier than I imagined...here they have standards.

What makes you think American chicks would lower themselves so low that they'd fuck you?

Poseidon 02-16-2007 01:31 AM

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You, sir, are retarded.

I am just morally competant sir.

God, why can't he do the eye for an eye shit...and just sleep with some other girl.

He did. He slept with her roommate.

Damn...im missing out on these american chicks...girls are more sluttier than I imagined...here they have standards.

American girls have standards, you're just ugly.



I think thats fucking brilliant. I know what it feels like to be cheated on, the slut deserved everything she got.

Milla 02-16-2007 11:29 AM

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You, sir, are retarded.

I am just morally competant sir.

God, why can't he do the eye for an eye shit...and just sleep with some other girl.

He did. He slept with her roommate.

Damn...im missing out on these american chicks...girls are more sluttier than I imagined...here they have standards.

To make a generalization like that you have to be retarted. Because girls are all the same in every country. rolleyes:

Pyro 02-16-2007 05:06 PM

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You, sir, are retarded.

I am just morally competant sir.

God, why can't he do the eye for an eye shit...and just sleep with some other girl.

He did. He slept with her roommate.

Damn...im missing out on these american chicks...girls are more sluttier than I imagined...here they have standards.

To make a generalization like that you have to be retarted. Because girls are all the same in every country. rolleyes:[/quote:16b38]

I don't know...i don't see how making the assumption girls are the same everywhere...we're products of our environments...and every environment is different

eeves 02-16-2007 05:13 PM

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You, sir, are retarded.

I am just morally competant sir.

God, why can't he do the eye for an eye shit...and just sleep with some other girl.

He did. He slept with her roommate.

Damn...im missing out on these american chicks...girls are more sluttier than I imagined...here they have standards.

To make a generalization like that you have to be retarted. Because girls are all the same in every country. rolleyes:[/quote:a60e9]

I don't know...i don't see how making the assumption girls are the same everywhere...we're products of our environments...and every environment is different[/quote:a60e9]

So you are saying that if we get 10 girls(canadians) and get them drunk. None of them will - well lets say at least think of having sex with you?

Pyro 02-16-2007 05:16 PM

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You, sir, are retarded.

I am just morally competant sir.

God, why can't he do the eye for an eye shit...and just sleep with some other girl.

He did. He slept with her roommate.

Damn...im missing out on these american chicks...girls are more sluttier than I imagined...here they have standards.

To make a generalization like that you have to be retarted. Because girls are all the same in every country. rolleyes:[/quote:c8704]

I don't know...i don't see how making the assumption girls are the same everywhere...we're products of our environments...and every environment is different[/quote:c8704]

So you are saying that if we get 10 girls(canadians) and get them drunk. None of them will - well lets say at least think of having sex with you?[/quote:c8704]

All 10, but thats just me, cuz im one sexy bitch...but for the average guy...yeah probably...I see ya'll points now.

geRV 02-16-2007 05:29 PM

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ya'll

Y'all dur hyuk hyuk oOo:

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[DAS REICH] Blitz 02-16-2007 05:34 PM

top right is happy:

Poseidon 02-16-2007 05:47 PM

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You, sir, are retarded.

I am just morally competant sir.

God, why can't he do the eye for an eye shit...and just sleep with some other girl.

He did. He slept with her roommate.

Damn...im missing out on these american chicks...girls are more sluttier than I imagined...here they have standards.

To make a generalization like that you have to be retarted. Because girls are all the same in every country. rolleyes:[/quote:7ab95]

I don't know...i don't see how making the assumption girls are the same everywhere...we're products of our environments...and every environment is different[/quote:7ab95]

So you are saying that if we get 10 girls(canadians) and get them drunk. None of them will - well lets say at least think of having sex with you?[/quote:7ab95]

All 10, but thats just me, cuz im one sexy bitch...but for the average guy...yeah probably...I see ya'll points now.[/quote:7ab95]

You forgot to mention, thats going off the assumption, that they are over 15 stone and/or older than Estelle Getty, or as ugly as [url=http://www.badjason.com/PastJason/04_2005/images/ugly/fugly.jpg:7ab95]her[/url:7ab95]

geRV 02-16-2007 05:48 PM

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retarted.



RETARDED annoy: hellfire:

[DAS REICH] Blitz 02-16-2007 07:42 PM

[quote=Poseidon][quote=Pyro][quote=eeves][quote=Pyro][quote="Milla":d1f93]
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You, sir, are retarded.

I am just morally competant sir.

God, why can't he do the eye for an eye shit...and just sleep with some other girl.

He did. He slept with her roommate.

Damn...im missing out on these american chicks...girls are more sluttier than I imagined...here they have standards.

To make a generalization like that you have to be retarted. Because girls are all the same in every country. rolleyes:[/quote:d1f93]

I don't know...i don't see how making the assumption girls are the same everywhere...we're products of our environments...and every environment is different[/quote:d1f93]

So you are saying that if we get 10 girls(canadians) and get them drunk. None of them will - well lets say at least think of having sex with you?[/quote:d1f93]

All 10, but thats just me, cuz im one sexy bitch...but for the average guy...yeah probably...I see ya'll points now.[/quote:d1f93]

You forgot to mention, thats going off the assumption, that they are over 15 stone and/or older than Estelle Getty, or as ugly as [url=http://www.badjason.com/PastJason/04_2005/images/ugly/fugly.jpg:d1f93]her[/url:d1f93][/quote:d1f93]

that woman looks like one of those trolls you buy at the store

Poseidon 02-17-2007 05:31 AM

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You, sir, are retarded.

I am just morally competant sir.

God, why can't he do the eye for an eye shit...and just sleep with some other girl.

He did. He slept with her roommate.

Damn...im missing out on these american chicks...girls are more sluttier than I imagined...here they have standards.

To make a generalization like that you have to be retarted. Because girls are all the same in every country. rolleyes:[/quote:ad638]

I don't know...i don't see how making the assumption girls are the same everywhere...we're products of our environments...and every environment is different[/quote:ad638]

So you are saying that if we get 10 girls(canadians) and get them drunk. None of them will - well lets say at least think of having sex with you?[/quote:ad638]

All 10, but thats just me, cuz im one sexy bitch...but for the average guy...yeah probably...I see ya'll points now.[/quote:ad638]

You forgot to mention, thats going off the assumption, that they are over 15 stone and/or older than Estelle Getty, or as ugly as [url=http://www.badjason.com/PastJason/04_2005/images/ugly/fugly.jpg:ad638]her[/url:ad638][/quote:ad638]

that woman looks like one of those trolls you buy at the store[/quote:ad638]

Dare you ask how long it took to find someone suitably ugly?


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