Dane Again
 

I know many of you despise Dane Cook so I thought you might like this.
[url:f94e1]http://www.theonion.com/content/news/dane_cook_parlays_new_burger_king[/url:f94e1]

[quote:f94e1]I'm gonna need all that shit when I launch into my 20-minute bit about ketchup packets," Cook said. "That's when I really start running around. And screaming, bro.[/quote:f94e1]

>For his birthday little Patrick asked for a 10-speed bicycle. His
>father
>said, "Son, we'd give you one, but the mortgage on This house is
>$180,000
>and your mother just lost her job. There's no way we Can afford it.
>The next day the father saw little Patrick heading out the Front
>door with a
>suitcase. So he asked, "Son, where are you Going?" Little Patrick
>told him,
>"I was walking past your room last Night and heard you tell mum you
>were
>pulling out. Then I Heard her tell you to wait because she was
>coming too.
>
>And I'll be damned if I'm staying here by myself with a $180,000
>Mortgage
>and no fucking bike!"

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BOOM

I dont much care for dane cook... some of his stuff is good... but the rest oOo:

thats fucked up...

Its the cool thing to hate dane cook.

dane cook steals jokes from other comedians. what a bastid.

i like dane cook, i don't care what anyone else says

dave>cook so he can go swallow a knife.

[quote="Short Hand":8d865]Its the cool thing to hate dane cook.[/quote:8d865]Somehow it's still a cool thing for girls to quote when they're out on their drunken nights together.

The Onion was funny once...ah, those were the days.

while it may be the cool thing to hate dane cook, his stuff is honestly no longer funny. he had that first routine/cd that i laughed at a few times, but he seems to rely more on his fame now and less on funny material. his new standup special is incredibly not funny to me. demitri martin's new standup is hilarious on the other hand.

I wouldn't be surprised if that story was an actual news item. annoy:

carlos mencia is the new thing

I think Mitch Hedberg's pretty good....

WAS pretty good...

RIP annoy:

Listen, if girls think he's funny, then he's not funny, because girls have a shitty sense of humor.

I'll take a Tripper over a Dane Cook any day.

[quote="[DAS REICH] Blitz":70e73]carlos mencia is the new thing[/quote:70e73]
are you joking?

he not only isnt funny, but he steals other comics material
(his real name is ned btw)

here is joe rogan calling him out on it on stage... funny watch
[url="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jsq1uTLBHBc"]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jsq1uTLBHBc[/url]

[quote=jujumantb][quote="[DAS REICH] Blitz":85099]carlos mencia is the new thing[/quote]
are you joking?

he not only isnt funny, but he steals other comics material
(his real name is ned btw)

here is joe rogan calling him out on it on stage... funny watch
[url="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jsq1uTLBHBc"]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jsq1uTLBHBc[/url][/quote:85099]Funny to watch a washed up douchebag call out a popular douchebag on some retarded garbage on his own show?

"CHECK OUT HOW GRATE I AM. I M SO KOOL DAT I CALLED OUT CARLOS MENSTEALIA. ROFL!!!!!!!!! DAT'S ONE OF MINE, U CAN USE IT."

They're both fucking idiots.




Somebody mentioned Mitch Hedberg. rock:

actually, joe regan is pretty smartand can be pretty funny when you get past his history on television. mencia is just a flatout turd that steals jokes, along with dane cook.

[quote=jujumantb][quote="[DAS REICH] Blitz":9798f]carlos mencia is the new thing[/quote]
are you joking?

he not only isnt funny, but he steals other comics material
(his real name is ned btw)

here is joe rogan calling him out on it on stage... funny watch
[url="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jsq1uTLBHBc"]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jsq1uTLBHBc[/url][/quote:9798f]

Someone said the thing was to make fun of Dane. I said the new thing is now Carlos Mencia... as in it was now cool to make fun of him instead of Dane....

Rogan isnt a comedian. Hes a tv show host. Hes not funny.

[quote="[DAS REICH] Blitz":8fe81]

Someone said the thing was to make fun of Dane. I said the new thing is now Carlos Mencia... as in it was now cool to make fun of him instead of Dane....[/quote:8fe81]
ohhh that makes more sense..

rogan is cool as shit imo, if you watched the entire thing, you see how no comics have any respect for ned. ive loved rogan since News Radio... great show happy:

[quote="TGB!":832fe]And dead. . .

Poser.[/quote:832fe]


yeah I know he's dead oOo:

I guess I did word that wrong calmdown:

Joe Rogan's stand-up routine is pretty funny. Mencia is a boil on the ass of the comedy world. "Mind of Mencia" is unfunny.

sleeping:

I think Mind of Mencia was put on air to replace the void the chapelle show left

RIP Chapelle show

Amen.

I hope Dave gets his shit together and gets that show back on the rails.