8 year old boy tries to eat Great Britain
 

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/health/6396457.stm?ls

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How the fuck did he get like that in the first place? 2 people wedging his mouth open while one other shovels food in? eek:

The mother deserves to be beaten with a mallet. Fucking chav!

[quote="TGB!":90071]"I can't starve him"

Haha - fucking brits - bad teeth and bad health. Suprised you people have died from eating all that four times boiled beef stew and shit. . .[/quote:90071]

Bad health, last i checked America was well up in the list of most fat fucks in one place at one time. imwithstupid:

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Could that possibly have loaded any fucking slower? oOo:

you gotta be fucking kidding me... 78% of men in Greece are overweight? how the fuck is that possible? even 50%...seriously, what is with people? I wonder if there are overweight stats from 100 years ago that we can compare to...

Hahaha, that's all Britain had against america was that we were fatter than them. We are, but not by much.

calmdown:

Maybe he's depressed that his name is Connor, like every second male kid born in the last 5 years. oOo:

[quote="TGB!":b53a7]Well one, our foods a helluva lot better. Ive seen euro food - especially Londons - that shit is dog nasty. Seriously. [/quote:b53a7]


yeah mcdonalds, kfc burger king pizza hut etc > all


healthiest shit on the planet. biggrin:

i eat mcdonalds and taco bell all the time. skinny as a rail. 12% body fat

That's because you've got worms Simo.

[quote="Simo Häyhä":84316]i eat mcdonalds and taco bell all the time. skinny as a rail. 12% body fat[/quote:84316]
I'm sure your arteries love you for it.

all good boys deserve a kebab. beer:

[quote="Mr.Buttocks":106df]That's because you've got worms Simo.[/quote:106df]

get it up ye!!!!! cuss:

[quote=Zoner]I'm sure your arteries love you for it.[/quote:ff28a]
...i can run a mile in 7 minutes loney:

is that good or bad?

Pretty good if he doesn't do sports and stuff.

No sports here. Im in terrible shape compared to my high school days when i played football

[quote=geRV]Bad health, last i checked America was well up in the list of most fat fucks in one place at one time. imwithstupid:[/quote:4a97a]

I was just about to say that lol Americans are disgusting

Is that actually a stat? Because, honestly, both of the Connor's i know are second born male kids, which is kinda freaky that I never noticed it until you mentioned that.

Not a stat, just an unfortunate observation.

Too many Connors, Ethans, Jacobs, Justins and Matthews running around these days. Don't get me started...

connor is a terrible name...
but tooooodddd is worse
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k2NEzmzfXho

You chaps have obvioulsy never tried a full english breakfast. Friend bacon/eggs/potatoes/sausages/bread & butter with a cuppa tea, HOT TEA! None o that cold shyt... That my friends is the food of the Gods! Especially after a night out. rock:

Sunday roast is also a great meal.

Though I do respect for america for having that sandwich which consists entirely of beef, a hoagie or something. I remember one time I picked one up & the grease actually dripped from it onto my plate. eek:

[quote="Fluffy_Bunny":73e36]You chaps have obvioulsy never tried a full english breakfast. Friend bacon/eggs/potatoes/sausages/bread & butter with a cuppa tea, HOT TEA! None o that cold shyt... That my friends is the food of the Gods! Especially after a night out. rock:

Sunday roast is also a great meal.

Though I do respect for america for having that sandwich which consists entirely of beef, a hoagie or something. I remember one time I picked one up & the grease actually dripped from it onto my plate. eek:[/quote:73e36]
continental breakfasts for me... i cant handle that much grease in me so early

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too easy.

props on that observation, as it's fact for me.

why do the brits weigh people in stone

[quote="White Rabbit":d113f]why do the brits weigh people in stone[/quote:d113f]

Because they do, oddly enough. Why do some people use pounds and others use kilos? Why do some people measure height in feet and inches, some use inches only, others use metres. A few different methods that people use depending where in the world you go.

[quote=geRV]Because they do, oddly enough. Why do some people use pounds and others use kilos? Why do some people measure height in feet and inches, some use inches only, others use metres. A few different methods that people use depending where in the world you go.[/quote:14e40]
Jesus weighed things in kgs
AMERICA #1

My measurements are totally fucked, I measure speed in mph, length in CM & M & weight in KG oOo: I think it's kus all the older people here use imperial & all the younger generation use metric so old cars are mph but rulers are in cm. rolleyes:

METRIC > IMPERIAL

If America uses the English Imperial System....ITS GOTTA BE RIGHT

it's so right, we just call it standard.

i measure my weight in cocks

Here there are definally too many people named Chris and Mike
Christopher anmd Michael I guess is the true name.

[quote="White Rabbit":648e4]i measure my weight in cocks[/quote:648e4]i weigh about six satchels and a pouch of dicks.