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Mr.Buttocks 02-27-2007 12:12 PM

8 year old boy tries to eat Great Britain
 
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/health/6396457.stm?ls

[img]http://www.citynews.ca/images/2007-02/feb2707-obesekid.jpg[/img]

geRV 02-27-2007 12:16 PM

How the fuck did he get like that in the first place? 2 people wedging his mouth open while one other shovels food in? eek:

Mr.Buttocks 02-27-2007 12:18 PM

The mother deserves to be beaten with a mallet. Fucking chav!

TGB! 02-27-2007 12:20 PM

"I can't starve him"

Haha - fucking brits - bad teeth and bad health. Suprised you people have died from eating all that four times boiled beef stew and shit. . .

geRV 02-27-2007 12:42 PM

[quote="TGB!":90071]"I can't starve him"

Haha - fucking brits - bad teeth and bad health. Suprised you people have died from eating all that four times boiled beef stew and shit. . .
[/quote:90071]

Bad health, last i checked America was well up in the list of most fat fucks in one place at one time. imwithstupid:

Simo Häyhä 02-27-2007 12:46 PM

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geRV 02-27-2007 12:52 PM

Could that possibly have loaded any fucking slower? oOo:

ninty 02-27-2007 12:53 PM

you gotta be fucking kidding me... 78% of men in Greece are overweight? how the fuck is that possible? even 50%...seriously, what is with people? I wonder if there are overweight stats from 100 years ago that we can compare to...

TGB! 02-27-2007 01:05 PM

Well one, our foods a helluva lot better. Ive seen euro food - especially Londons - that shit is dog nasty. Seriously. And two, TOTF is a respected org.

Proteus 02-27-2007 01:21 PM

Hahaha, that's all Britain had against america was that we were fatter than them. We are, but not by much.

Simo Häyhä 02-27-2007 02:30 PM

calmdown:

Zoner 02-27-2007 02:35 PM

Maybe he's depressed that his name is Connor, like every second male kid born in the last 5 years. oOo:

geRV 02-27-2007 02:53 PM

[quote="TGB!":b53a7]Well one, our foods a helluva lot better. Ive seen euro food - especially Londons - that shit is dog nasty. Seriously. [/quote:b53a7]


yeah mcdonalds, kfc burger king pizza hut etc > all


healthiest shit on the planet. biggrin:

Simo Häyhä 02-27-2007 03:22 PM

i eat mcdonalds and taco bell all the time. skinny as a rail. 12% body fat

Mr.Buttocks 02-27-2007 03:25 PM

That's because you've got worms Simo.

Zoner 02-27-2007 03:26 PM

[quote="Simo Häyhä":84316]i eat mcdonalds and taco bell all the time. skinny as a rail. 12% body fat[/quote:84316]
I'm sure your arteries love you for it.

Eight Ace 02-27-2007 03:26 PM

all good boys deserve a kebab. beer:

geRV 02-27-2007 03:26 PM

[quote="Mr.Buttocks":106df]That's because you've got worms Simo.[/quote:106df]

get it up ye!!!!! cuss:

Simo Häyhä 02-27-2007 04:22 PM

[quote=Zoner]
Quote:

Originally Posted by "Simo Häyhä":ff28a
i eat mcdonalds and taco bell all the time. skinny as a rail. 12% body fat

I'm sure your arteries love you for it.[/quote:ff28a]
...i can run a mile in 7 minutes loney:

ninty 02-27-2007 04:30 PM

is that good or bad?

Whatada 02-27-2007 04:54 PM

Pretty good if he doesn't do sports and stuff.

Simo Häyhä 02-27-2007 08:23 PM

No sports here. Im in terrible shape compared to my high school days when i played football

Milla 02-27-2007 08:27 PM

[quote=geRV]
Quote:

Originally Posted by "TGB!":4a97a
"I can't starve him"

Haha - fucking brits - bad teeth and bad health. Suprised you people have died from eating all that four times boiled beef stew and shit. . .

Bad health, last i checked America was well up in the list of most fat fucks in one place at one time. imwithstupid:[/quote:4a97a]

I was just about to say that lol Americans are disgusting

[DAS REICH] Blitz 02-27-2007 08:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Zoner
Maybe he's depressed that his name is Connor, like every second male kid born in the last 5 years. oOo:

Is that actually a stat? Because, honestly, both of the Connor's i know are second born male kids, which is kinda freaky that I never noticed it until you mentioned that.

Zoner 02-28-2007 08:10 AM

Not a stat, just an unfortunate observation.

Too many Connors, Ethans, Jacobs, Justins and Matthews running around these days. Don't get me started...

jujumantb 02-28-2007 12:27 PM

connor is a terrible name...
but tooooodddd is worse
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k2NEzmzfXho

imported_Fluffy_Bunny 02-28-2007 03:25 PM

You chaps have obvioulsy never tried a full english breakfast. Friend bacon/eggs/potatoes/sausages/bread & butter with a cuppa tea, HOT TEA! None o that cold shyt... That my friends is the food of the Gods! Especially after a night out. rock:

Sunday roast is also a great meal.

Though I do respect for america for having that sandwich which consists entirely of beef, a hoagie or something. I remember one time I picked one up & the grease actually dripped from it onto my plate. eek:

jujumantb 02-28-2007 03:31 PM

[quote="Fluffy_Bunny":73e36]You chaps have obvioulsy never tried a full english breakfast. Friend bacon/eggs/potatoes/sausages/bread & butter with a cuppa tea, HOT TEA! None o that cold shyt... That my friends is the food of the Gods! Especially after a night out. rock:

Sunday roast is also a great meal.

Though I do respect for america for having that sandwich which consists entirely of beef, a hoagie or something. I remember one time I picked one up & the grease actually dripped from it onto my plate. eek:[/quote:73e36]
continental breakfasts for me... i cant handle that much grease in me so early

Whatada 02-28-2007 03:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jujumantb
continental breakfasts for me... i cant handle that much grease in me so early

biggrin:

too easy.

[DAS REICH] Blitz 02-28-2007 05:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Zoner
Not a stat, just an unfortunate observation.

Too many Connors, Ethans, Jacobs, Justins and Matthews running around these days. Don't get me started...

props on that observation, as it's fact for me.

White Rabbit 02-28-2007 08:10 PM

why do the brits weigh people in stone

geRV 02-28-2007 08:49 PM

[quote="White Rabbit":d113f]why do the brits weigh people in stone[/quote:d113f]

Because they do, oddly enough. Why do some people use pounds and others use kilos? Why do some people measure height in feet and inches, some use inches only, others use metres. A few different methods that people use depending where in the world you go.

strvs 02-28-2007 09:02 PM

[quote=geRV]
Quote:

Originally Posted by "White Rabbit":14e40
why do the brits weigh people in stone

Because they do, oddly enough. Why do some people use pounds and others use kilos? Why do some people measure height in feet and inches, some use inches only, others use metres. A few different methods that people use depending where in the world you go.[/quote:14e40]
Jesus weighed things in kgs
AMERICA #1

imported_Fluffy_Bunny 03-01-2007 04:36 PM

My measurements are totally fucked, I measure speed in mph, length in CM & M & weight in KG oOo: I think it's kus all the older people here use imperial & all the younger generation use metric so old cars are mph but rulers are in cm. rolleyes:

Tripper 03-01-2007 05:09 PM

METRIC > IMPERIAL

Simo Häyhä 03-01-2007 08:09 PM

If America uses the English Imperial System....ITS GOTTA BE RIGHT

Whatada 03-01-2007 09:28 PM

it's so right, we just call it standard.

White Rabbit 03-03-2007 03:08 PM

i measure my weight in cocks

Pyro 03-03-2007 04:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Zoner
Not a stat, just an unfortunate observation.

Too many Connors, Ethans, Jacobs, Justins and Matthews running around these days. Don't get me started...

Here there are definally too many people named Chris and Mike
Christopher anmd Michael I guess is the true name.

Whatada 03-03-2007 09:48 PM

[quote="White Rabbit":648e4]i measure my weight in cocks[/quote:648e4]i weigh about six satchels and a pouch of dicks.


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