ZOMBIES
 

When I was about 6 or 7 years old I was so afraid of zombies after playing Resident Evil that I was afraid to be outside during the day for about a week, and up until I was about 10 or 12 I was afraid to be in the dark because of zombies.


They be some scary bitches those zombies.

french zombies would probably just ignore you anyway, whist their garlic
breath would help mask the stench of their fetid, rotting flesh.. with the
advent of the EU, however, general euro-trash undead will be the norm.

Must be because it's Easter...think about it.

[url=http://www.amazon.com/Zombie-Survival-Guide-Complete-Protection/dp/1400049628/ref=pd_bbs_sr_1/103-9197296-1234259?ie=UTF8&s=books&qid=1176126445&sr=8-1:a7a2e]Zombie Survival Guide.[/url:a7a2e]

Ive read it I'm prepared

fucking weird.... I found the zombie survival guide in my car this weekend. I didn't buy it, it just appeared it there.

[quote="TGB!":f84c0]asshole... father... me and my sister alone... turning off the lights...Michael Jackson... 4 years old...[/quote:f84c0]poor, poor man. hake:

[quote=Whatada]poor, poor man. hake:[/quote:ad5b6]

Can you be the father I never had?. . . spank:

[quote="TGB!":7c7c3][quote=Whatada]poor, poor man. hake:[/quote:7c7c3]

Can you be the father I never had?. . . spank: [/quote:7c7c3]i love you dawk chawklate. <33

french zombies, that's the lowest of the low.

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I can ship you some of my guns to Commiefornia if you would like.

I'm not sure of the opinion on the first one but I fucking loved it. It's one of my all time favorites.

And I can't wait for a real zombie outbreak, that would be fucking badass.

[nerd]

EXCUSE ME but the 28 Days later monsters ARENT Zombies. They're not the undead. They just have a nasty virus.

EDIT: Robert fucking Carlyle! Excellent, looks cool.

[/nerd]



Zombies don't frighten me as much as someone like Leatherface or Mick Taylor....but they definitely are the most fascinating horror theme. Only after a zombie movie do you imagine what it would be like having to kill your blood thirsty friends and family. Beautiful.

regular zombies blow.

now zombies that can fuckin sprint.

now you're getting somewhere.

[quote:06e44]And I can't wait for a real zombie outbreak, that would be fucking badass.[/quote:06e44]

wallbash:

When you stuck on the roof of your apt. complex, unable to leave for fear of getting your nuts eaten off - be sure to email me about how "fun" it is. . . annoy:

i don't get it. what is with this sudden obsession with zombies? fuck that, give me some vampires.

dracula was a closet homo.
dudesucker.

zombies have no sexual drive, so you don't have to worry about being eaten AND raped. rock:

sudden obsession is attributed to the recent influx of big-budget zombie movies in the last 4 years....dawn of the dead and 28 day later pretty much reinvigorated the tired genre for our generation.

i never really dug vampire movies to be honest, lost boys was quite cool - but its kinda childish - just brings back memories.



....but i guess cos its trendy to like zombie movies that must mean they suck, right?

Everyone - zombie and vampire movie fans alike should see RAVENOUS. Sexcellent movie with similar themes.

28 Days Later was on a really small budget, dude:
£5,000,000 ~= $9,806,814

Dawn of the Dead budget:
$28,000,000

28 Weeks Later is on a bigger budget (given the popularity of its predecessor).

i mean yeah zombie herds are kinda scary, but there's other shit that freaks me out a lot more than a brainless gimped human being. the question is, what started the influx? it just seems out of nowhere there is this revival of zombie movies.

lostboys wasn't bad, but interview with a vampire was pretty awesome in my opinion.

Did I say it was big budget? I said there was a recent influx of big budget zombie movies....and then I said that 28 days later and dawn of the dead reinvigorated the genre (because of their sprinting zombies)....

But I never said 28 days later was big budget....You're new here? It pays to double check what someone is saying before you pull out the stats in an effort to prove someone wrong over something trivial and irrelevant. Srsle.

i need a good horror movie... theres been a dearth as of late

that movie fuckin rocked rock:

Your grammatical structure and diction implied otherwise even with your ellipses splice. You first said the influx statement then proceeded in the same sentence with the 28 Days Later statement, one would grammatically piece those two statements together. Not to mention 28 Days Later can be classified as "recent".

Check your grammar before you post next time otherwise you leave yourself open to how people interpret you.

Yes it is irrelevant to prove something so little wrong, but isn't that what you just did? What better advice, huh.

grammowned

Well, in order to combat your zombie fears, you have to prepare for them coming to get you. You need to be prepared to take them out before they take you out. 1st thing, like any other emergency, is food and water. You need to stockpile on food and water. Step 2, reinforced safe area. Whether it be a house, apartment, or office building, you need a fortified structure. Step 3, means of transportation for an escape route. You need to have a few escape plans in order to combat an extreme case of "SHTF". You'll need some sort of transportation to accomplish that.

....and last but not least, WEAPONS. You need as much shit as you can get your hands on. That includes knives (think of Maple), swords, guns, rifles, ammo, and even baseball bats for when things get real ugly. Of course, you have to be in some sort of decent shape. You can't fight off a shit load of zombies if you're a lard ass who can't get out of your own way.

I have everything all planned out already. I have a decent amount of canned food, bottled water/soda, a few cars, a truck, boat. The house is pretty well fortified with a "safe room" thats nearly impossible to penetrate once i'm holed up. And yeah, i have a nice stockpile of weapons....from long guns to handguns. AR15 is now in, i just have to pick it up, along with a new Stag lower for another custom 20" scoped rifle for the long shots.

Here's some of my armament

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Missing from the pic is my Shotgun, Sig 228, Sig 239, and Glock 19.

I'm just waiting for the day the zombies come a knockin'. Anyone wanna partner up?

id go shootin some zombies.

Decent armory.

I'm down for anyone that wants to partner up to fight off zombies. As stated earlier I just found the zombie survival guide which I'll start reading tomorrow.

[quote="Unknown_Sniper":9d439]I'm down for anyone that wants to partner up to fight off zombies. As stated earlier I just found the zombie survival guide which I'll start reading tomorrow.[/quote:9d439]

Does the book read like a novel or does it have alot of diagrams and bullet points?

I might get me a copy.

Arkan Give me a 1911 you bastard.

I haven't read it yet but by flipping through the pages it looks a little bit of both. Theres are chapters, each describing different aspects of survival etc and in each chapter there are some bulletin points and diagrams or pictures to illustrate what the author means or show you what to do.

put some garlic in ur underpants 2 avoid being sucked off by Vampires*



*results may differ with Zombies.

LLC Sparks?

No. Different Sparks.

[quote=Tripper]Does the book read like a novel or does it have alot of diagrams and bullet points?

I might get me a copy.[/quote:47d11]

reads like a guide w/ diagrams and examples. its a pretty good read. at the end they have "documentation of zombie attacks"

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Guys, what does Simo have here?

[img]http://img181.imageshack.us/img181/1360/armorbulletxa1.jpg[/img]
Wait, what is this heavy metal? That can't be!

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Oh yes, armor piercing bullets fitted for a mauser k98. calmdown: