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Tripper 05-03-2007 06:50 AM

quick question
 
this is actually a two part question

a) have you ever accidently kissed a girl after a blowjob?

and

b) Is this the closest one would come to sucking their own dick?





thank you for your time

imported_Fluffy_Bunny 05-03-2007 06:56 AM

Yes, but I'm a dirty fekker so don't really care, kissed her after doing same ot her too, worse things happen at sea.

Tripper 05-03-2007 07:03 AM

what if you blew your load in her mouth?

Proteus 05-03-2007 07:09 AM

Uugh if she finishes not hungry anymore I kiss with no tongue. If not just wait a little bit and doesn't matter to me really.

imported_Fluffy_Bunny 05-03-2007 08:34 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tripper
what if you blew your load in her mouth?

She swallows, but I believe it was an hour later or so, maybe less, now when I sneeze tadpoles come out my nose. ed:

ninty 05-03-2007 08:59 AM

LO FUCKING L

TGB! 05-03-2007 09:30 AM

After a blowjob. . .sure - after shes been loaded up. . .uhm - maybe. . .but then i prefer to pop a load in the ass anyway. . .

Akuma 05-03-2007 11:43 AM

I don't do it on accident.

Nyck 05-03-2007 11:52 AM

[quote="TGB!":35372]After a blowjob. . .sure - after shes been loaded up. . .uhm - maybe. . .but then i prefer to pop a load in the ass anyway. . .[/quote:35372]

well guys only have so many orifices so vag is out of the question

strvs 05-03-2007 03:43 PM

[quote=Nyck]
Quote:

Originally Posted by "TGB!":1245a
After a blowjob. . .sure - after shes been loaded up. . .uhm - maybe. . .but then i prefer to pop a load in the ass anyway. . .

well guys only have so many orifices so vag is out of the question[/quote:1245a]
i get it

another one to ponder on: have you ever dined on finger food after a vigorous fisting session?

Tripper 05-03-2007 04:42 PM

[quote=strvs]
Quote:

Originally Posted by Nyck
Quote:

Originally Posted by "TGB!":77536
After a blowjob. . .sure - after shes been loaded up. . .uhm - maybe. . .but then i prefer to pop a load in the ass anyway. . .

well guys only have so many orifices so vag is out of the question

i get it

another one to ponder on: have you ever dined on finger food after a vigorous fisting session?[/quote:77536]

lol fuck that is the official question 2A in this exam

TGB! 05-03-2007 05:06 PM

[quote=Nyck]
Quote:

Originally Posted by "TGB!":57d8f
After a blowjob. . .sure - after shes been loaded up. . .uhm - maybe. . .but then i prefer to pop a load in the ass anyway. . .

well guys only have so many orifices so vag is out of the question[/quote:57d8f]

Yea, I fuck dudes because I'm not as adventurous as you - but the first time I get an inkling to bang a woolly-mammoth - ill give you and your ma'm a call.

rock:


[quote:57d8f]another one to ponder on: have you ever dined on finger food after a vigorous fisting session?[/quote:57d8f]

Depends on where the fist came from. . .the vagina - sure - one of the easiest ways to show you have "trust" for the female. . .and the rewards are worth it

Tripper 05-03-2007 05:20 PM

lol tgb

what if you fisted her ass?

imported_Fluffy_Bunny 05-03-2007 05:31 PM

can i hav sum more brown sauce pls?!

TGB! 05-03-2007 06:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tripper
lol tgb

what if you fisted her ass?

Doesn't have to necessarily be a deal breaker. . .however generally when I've popped a finger or two in the missus ass, I instinctively wipe my hand on the linens. . .even if no Pudding pops out. . .which it never has - just saying. . .I mean if I realistically expect to get a BJ after anal, I cant be all high and mighty and treat the ass like some foreign object when I'm not. . .

Which leads to another tip - Analingus mixed with cunnilingus is a sure fire way to get Freak Certified™ and ensures that you'll get no static when you request the hard stuff from the missus. . .no chick has a comeback for "But I licked your asshole - ". . . beer:

Tripper 05-03-2007 06:58 PM

rofl happy:

Simo Häyhä 05-03-2007 08:57 PM

yep, because she wouldnt go down on me if i didnt kiss her after. lolz biggrin:

anti 05-03-2007 10:41 PM

Yo, I'm the cunt breath asshole eater
And if you let me physically eat it, it only get (burps)
Yo, the race we'll lose
I'm ?? the booze
Don't eat the food!
AAAAHH! If you really want to cum
This dope game get your pussy numb
YO! FUCK Y'ALL! EVERYBODY!

rip odb

Simo Häyhä 05-04-2007 02:04 AM

true fact: pretty drunk right now...thinking about brushing my teef and going 2 bed..seriously

Eight Ace 05-04-2007 02:13 AM

yeah but its was ok cos it wasn't me she'd just given the bj 2..... wait

imported_Fluffy_Bunny 05-04-2007 04:09 AM

[quote="Eight Ace":8bf42]yeah but its was ok cos it wasn't me she'd just given the bj 2..... wait[/quote:8bf42]

That happened to me once... Damn these druken parties! oOo:

Tripper 05-04-2007 08:36 AM

[quote="Simo Häyhä":bbaa5]true fact: pretty drunk right now...thinking about brushing my teef and going 2 bed..seriously[/quote:bbaa5]

i itched my ass, smelt my finger and it still smells of vodka and cigarettes.

Simo Häyhä 05-04-2007 11:51 AM

[quote=Tripper]
Quote:

Originally Posted by "Simo Häyhä":71de1
true fact: pretty drunk right now...thinking about brushing my teef and going 2 bed..seriously

i itched my ass, smelt my finger and it still smells of vodka and cigarettes.[/quote:71de1]
My breath still smells like cigars from last night.


....and cock....

KTOG 05-04-2007 12:25 PM

fuzzy teeth

Short Hand 05-04-2007 01:22 PM

I have no issue sucking my own dick, so yes, a many a time.


BUT the REAL question is... ass to mouth ? eek:

Gonzo 05-04-2007 01:46 PM

YOU NEVER GO ASS TO MOUTH

Pyro 05-04-2007 05:15 PM

oOo: ...

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beer:


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