bitches
 

so my lady who has gone travelling for 5 months to that penal colony, Australia - she phoned today, was hard for her to tell me but she will be staying out there for a whole year instead, and that she has found somebody out there. i expected this, i mean we technically broke up - but didn't - but she still hints towards us getting back together when she is back, and well my mind is all over the place, it was a serious 2 year relationship and i unfortunetly fell in love with her - and well...

whats a man to think or do?

think drinking is the short term fix spank:

do her in da azz n shag her best m8

sariously


I advise dating more than one girl at the same time, that way, when shyt like this happens, you have a back up slag. Falling for a girl is something you can't control nor help though. Advice for that is to just keep busy, maybe go to gym & work out so you will feel better body & mind wise. Try to keep your mind off her, copious amounts of alcohol with your mates will work, but try not to be drunk & alone at any time.

If all that fails come out with bunny & we can pull some fat slags! beer:

Re: bitches
 

Move on son.

time heals all wounds

when she is back it is more than probable that there will be something between us but at the same time i do not want to give a shit now as the emotional attachment for such a long time is fucking gay. maybe thats just my mind being optimistic, fack i hate this shit.

So basically she said shes a whore who couldnt go without some cock for a year.


"Hi Stat."
"Hey."
"So i still kinda like you, but while im down here in aussy land i need some dick."
"uhhhhhh."
"Yeah, but hey when i get home i'll need some dick to, so you know, keep your hopes up cause i dont want to go looking for it at a bar."


Essencially, fuck your way through her circle of friends and never speak to her again. Alcohol is a good short term answer as long as its consummed at a bar while picking up whores.

ja i never drink alone so thats handled fine.

don't think about it. sooner you get it out of your mind the sooner you can return to eating cigs backwards.

Have sex with one of her friends that you know will get back to her.

have sex with a dude

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I advise dating more than one girl at the same time, that way, when shyt like this happens, you have a back up slag. [/quote:07941]


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The next time you talk to her tell you found some else and everything is fine. If she has little or not reaction to that you had no chance in the first place so move on and forget it. If she gets upset or calls more often then it might be worth thinking about. At least you'll know where you stand.

If she thinks she can run around with whoever she wants to for a year then come back and your ok with it and take her back your in deep shit anyway because she will continue to do no matter where she is whenever she feels the need for somebody different. Who needs that bullshit!!!!

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It's not Fluffys fault 17 year olds throw themselves at him over myspace. He's just too damn sexy.

its kus im emo

just think about you alone sad while she sucks on Wilko's cock nightly

[quote="Fluffy_Bunny":104ae]do her in da azz n shag her best m8

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now heres a jimmyjoke about ya mother that ya might not like

stat just play cod3 with me on XBL and we'll fuel plant hax0rs everyone, forget about her.

i got over the fact she went already, but this just is that all over again, so will need to keep my mind off her, goto gym and maybe get a job spank: etc

whatever happens when she gets back happens, i worded it wrong earlier when i said "she hints towards us getting back together" its more like we had such a long relationship and are friends first of all that its hard to ignore anything between us when she will come back, and im not falling out of contact with her because she phones me weekly and wants to still, so im caught in a loop.

going to bodrum in turkey at the start of july so i will get myself some there biggrin:

cheers for the comments anyway.

aint shit but hoes and tricks

do prescription drugs and read some books

I'm in a similar situation, kinda....
You have to sever all ties tho to truly move on. Like deleting friendships on websites (myspace, etc), old presents and phone numbers if you can. Of course thats easier said than done mate and since you've been friends from the beginning, only you know how to deal with that..

My problem is that my younger girlfriend has totally and utterly fallen for me and I'm finding it extremely difficult to tell her how I feel as I know I will break her heart. I don't feel as strongly for her as she does for me and its just not fair on the whole relationship.
I basically plan on seeing her for the next 2-3 months but I'm unsure how I can cope until then. She is going away to Vancouver, Canada for 4-5 weeks in June and so I really have to sort my head out. My sister wants to meet her, etc so its just one big mess in my head right now....
I'll also be moving to a new flat this Sept for uni so that complicates things even more.......

She sees me as her perfect guy, but I don't see her as my perfect girl. I have to tread so carefully with everything I say and thats not how r'ships should be.

sorry for the rant.. GIRLS FOOK WIV YER 'EADS INNIT!

Reading these posts is better than watching Dr. Phil.
dance:

yea you can say that again myiagio.

not going to sever all ties, too hard and its more than just that "can we be friends though" situation. Once she is back the least that will happen is that we will be friends and we will fuck alot, which I dont mind. I think although this is my reaction now of jealousy and being upset - someone said it perfectly earlier, im too young to put all my eggs all into one basket already and i cant do this long relationship shit until im older.

Thats right..

What I've learnt is this is the age you should be care-free really, yes you'll meet/date some killer girls who have everything going for them, but you should never put all your efforts into it. In the back of most early 20s people is 'there could be something better just around the corner' so most don't commit to anything. Yeah you get the morons who get married at 19 but truthfully how many of those do you know lasted longer than a year...

Keep all of your reserved awesomeness for girls at ages 25+ and then you can go the whole way if you both feel its right. As for ages 19-25, just have fun and even go the fluffy bunny route and get all yer women on a conveyor belt (yo sushi! style) :p

Fuckin hell i talk some shit. anyway, at the ancient old age of 24, if I haven't sorted stuff with my current gf and the r'ship ends, then I'm going on an all out girl marathon if I can, I've wasted enough time as it is...
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how long you been with her and how old is she?


you taking your masters at uni or something old boy?

I was gonna write a 3 page essay on the subject but fuck it..................there's always Nutella

ive run out cry:

degree in creative multimedia, we been together for over a year now, eek

holy fuck we need a poll - how many people are doing arts/creative courses at uni/college?

Seems like we have a few....

can't wait to start photography at new school happy: i'm going to fuck the artsy chicks

[quote="Fluffy_Bunny":3ed7e]If all that fails come out with bunny & we can pull some fat slags! beer:[/quote:3ed7e]

slags, rofl

I'm bring that word to popularity in Virgina.


Anyway stat, like everyone is saying, do things to keep your mind off her...like play GRAW 2 and R6 with nyck and I on the Sex-Box.

i used to load up all my stripper clips with .303 brit
that really took my mind off of shit happy:

well she i got it wrong about the guy, she said that as in she might of found someone as in the sense that there might be something when she is out there. im still taking it the same way but its not as though she has jumped into bed with someone so my emotions are better off, the year thing just made me realize to live my life.

applying for a job at google dance:

orly? When you get the job hire me

pshh this whole internet thing is bound to fail, youll be out of the job in 5 years