Maxim Hottest of the Hot 100
 

http://www.cnn.com/2007/SHOWBIZ/Movies/ ... index.html

Lohan...

WTF o_O oOo: oOo:

That anorexic looking skank came top? oOo:

Kind of funny how Ashley made it, but not Mary-Kate haha

Yeah, that is a shitty list if Lohan made #1

Farce.

sleeping:

Are you kidding me? stupid:



She shouldn't even be in the top 1 millionth.

[quote:00226]Christina Aguilera, Fergie, Angelina Jolie, Ashlee Simpson[/quote:00226]

If these women made it its time for Maxim to just fire everyone on the staff.

oOo:

If these women made it its time for Maxim to just fire everyone on the staff.[/quote:6e6e6]I think Christina Aguilera can look banging when she dresses conservatively and just having 1 tone of blonde hair. Fergie...eh, I agree. She shouldn't be there. Angelina Jolie would be awesome for BJ's. Ashlee Simpson can rot in hell.

Fergie...yeah, i really like the meth addicts. they are so hot.

The title should be changed to 100 hottest CELEBRITY GLORYHOLES, the ranks should be rearranged a bit - and then I'd agree with it.

1. Lindsay Lohan
2. Jessica Alba
3. Scarlett Johansson
4. Christina Aguilera
5. Jessica Biel
6. Ali Larter
7. Eva Mendez
8. Rihanna
9. Eva Longoria
10. Fergie
11. Sienna Miller
12. Angelina Jolie
13. Beyonce Knowles
14. Katherine Heigl
15. Avril Lavigne
16. Ashlee Simpson
17. Maria Sharapova
18. Megan Fox
19. Cameron Diaz
20. Keira Knightley
21. Kate Beckinsale
22. Nicole Scherzinger
23. Hilary Duff
24. Sophia Bush
25. Elisha Cuthbert
26. Nelly Furtado
27. Kate Hudson
28. Carmen Electra
29. Sarah Silverman
30. Rebecca Romijn
31. Amy Smart
32. Lacey Chabert
33. Roselyn Sanchez
34. Vanessa Minnillo
35. Jennifer Garner
36. Jamie King
37. Ashley Olsen
38. Shakira
39. Rachel Bilson
40. Moon Bloodgood
41. Jessica Simpson
42. Minka Kelly
43. Kate Mara
44. Rose McGowan
45. Bar Refaeli
46. Kristen Bell
47. Katharine McPhee
48. Mandy Moore
49. Mischa Barton
50. Miss Maxim
51. Alessandra Ambrosio
52. Kate Walsh
53. Adriana Lima
54. Missy Peregrym
55. Halle Berry
56. Michele Merkin
57. Tricia Helfer
58. Penelope Cruz
59. Jamie-Lynn Sigler
60. Jessica White
61. Nadine Velazquez
62. Danneel Harris
63. Bianca Kajlich
64. Lena Headey
65. Autumn Reeser
66. Joanna Krupa
67. Gabrielle Union
68. Evangeline Lilly
69. Danica Patrick
70. Stacy Keibler
71. Willa Ford
72. Ciara
73. Mena Suvari
74. Tara Conner
75. April Scott
76. Diora Baird
77. Hilary Burton
78. Joss Stone
79. Adrianne Palecki
80. Abbie Cornish
81. Emmanuelle Chriqui
82. Dita Von Teese
83. Ivanka Trump
84. Hometown Hottie
85. Kelly Ripa
86. Michelle Trachtenberg
87. Padma Lakshmi
88. Raquel Alessi
89. Haylie Duff
90. Salma Hayek
91. Isla Fisher
92. Mary Elizabeth Winstead
93. Christina Milian
94. Kelly Carlson
95. The Avatars of Second Life
96. Shanna Moakler
97. Kim Kardashian
98. Yunjin Kim
99. Mia Maestro
100. Noureen DeWolf

i could make a better list than that

16. Ashlee Simpson

i might throw up... the only reason she would ever be on this list is because of the pounds of plastic she has on her face now that she realized her crow-nosed, supposedly-goth look got her no where (never mind her abundance of talent).

and wtf are second life avatars doing on the list?

[quote="[DAS REICH] Blitz":4b1e7]16. Ashlee Simpson

i might throw up... the only reason she would ever be on this list is because of the pounds of plastic she has on her face now that she realized her crow-nosed, supposedly-goth look got her no where (never mind her abundance of talent).

and wtf are second life avatars doing on the list?[/quote:4b1e7]yeah, she shouldn't be on the list. Shit, for starters, Jessica Simpson she be atleast higher than her sister ashlee!

Well I'm pretty sure these people are ranked in accordance with how much publicity they try to whore in celebrity gossip. Lohan takes that crown by far; she's always out snorting cocaine or fucking 20 dudes. Here's my comments:




1. Lindsay Lohan WTF should be # 50 or below.
2. Jessica Alba Top 10
3. Scarlett Johansson Top 10, maybe top 5
4. Christina Aguilera #20 or below
5. Jessica Biel top 5
6. Ali Larter Jesus WTF. #90 or below
7. Eva Mendes Hell yes. This girl is smoking. Top 3, maybe even #1 for me
8. Rihanna Attractive for a rapper/R&B slut. She actually refrains from having a man face like so many others.
9. Eva Longoria top 20. Still looks good at her age.
10. Fergie WTF. Man face. #80 or below.
11. Sienna Miller ?
12. Angelina Jolie top 20. She looks classy these days IMO.
13. Beyonce Knowles No. Somewhere around #50.
14. Katherine Heigl ?
15. Avril Lavigne Decent. Top 30.
16. Ashlee Simpson No
17. Maria Sharapova ranked too high
18. Megan Fox ?
19. Cameron Diaz #70 or below
20. Keira Knightley Was hot, now looks like a 7 year old boy.
21. Kate Beckinsale Very attractive, and classy. Top 10.
22. Nicole Scherzinger ?
23. Hilary Duff Give me a break
24. Sophia Bush ?
25. Elisha Cuthbert Too cliche. Decent.
26. Nelly Furtado Decent. Would be hotter if she dropped that stupid wannabe rapper shit.
27. Kate Hudson Decent
28. Carmen Electra Jack off material circa 1998.
29. Sarah Silverman ?
30. Rebecca Romijn Too worn out
31. Amy Smart Looks cute in some movies. Should be ranked lower.
32. Lacey Chabert -top 10. Girl is smokin.
33. Roselyn Sanchez ?
34. Vanessa Minnillo top 20
35. Jennifer Garner meh
36. Jamie King ?
37. Ashley Olsen No 10 year old boys allowed
38. Shakira No, just no.
39. Rachel Bilson ?
40. Moon Bloodgood ?
41. Jessica Simpson Used to be top 3 material. WTF has happened to her?!?
42. Minka Kelly ?
43. Kate Mara Top 10, maybe even top 5
44. Rose McGowan ?
45. Bar Refaeli ?
46. Kristen Bell ?
47. Katharine McPhee No.
48. Mandy Moore Can look good at times, no so much other times.
49. Mischa Barton looks stoned 90% of the time
50. Miss Maxim ?
51. Alessandra Ambrosio Yes. Top 10
52. Kate Walsh ?
53. Adriana Lima top 20
54. Missy Peregrym ?
55. Halle Berry decent.
56. Michele Merkin ?
57. Tricia Helfer ?
58. Penelope Cruz no
59. Jamie-Lynn Sigler ?
60. Jessica White ?
61. Nadine Velazquez ?
62. Danneel Harris ?
63. Bianca Kajlich ?
64. Lena Headey ?
65. Autumn Reeser ?
66. Joanna Krupa ?
67. Gabrielle Union ?
68. Evangeline Lilly ?
69. Danica Patrick man face. #70 or below
70. Stacy Keibler deserves a little higher than #70
71. Willa Ford just a plain looking girl. More attractive than many ahead of her though
72. Ciara ?
73. Mena Suvari ?
74. Tara Conner ?
75. April Scott ?
76. Diora Baird ?
77. Hilary Burton ?
78. Joss Stone ?
79. Adrianne Palecki ?
80. Abbie Cornish ?
81. Emmanuelle Chriqui ?
82. Dita Von Teese ?
83. Ivanka Trump k lol
84. Hometown Hottie ?
85. Kelly Ripa deserves much higher than #85. She's always had a very classy look. top 20
86. Michelle Trachtenberg ?
87. Padma Lakshmi ?
88. Raquel Alessi ?
89. Haylie Duff come on
90. Salma Hayek meh
91. Isla Fisher ?
92. Mary Elizabeth Winstead ?
93. Christina Milian meh
94. Kelly Carlson ?
95. The Avatars of Second Life ?
96. Shanna Moakler come on
97. Kim Kardashian ?
98. Yunjin Kim ?
99. Mia Maestro ?
100. Noureen DeWolf ?

they fucked the list up: 1. Adriana Lima 2. Allison Ambrosio 3. who gives a fuck i could have sex with the top 2 for the rest of my life.

[quote="Sgt. Paine":2250f]they fucked the list up: 1. Adriana Lima 2. Allison Ambrosio 3. who gives a fuck i could have sex with the top 2 for the rest of my life.[/quote:2250f] beer:

I still thought lidsey lohan looked fucking SEXY in mean girls...but now? no way

Alba and scarlett are good picks for the top though

Fergie...jolie...and others mentioned like come on :|

I agree with that. That was before she lost weight, then gained a little of it back and decided blonde is more attractive than red/strawberry blonde. oOo:

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