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TonyMontana 06-04-2007 11:55 AM

lol Paris Hilton
 
sarah silverman made her feel like the biggest skank in the world last night at the MTV movie awards (which were complete garbage)

rock:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DqUig75bAz8

LOL @ jack nicholson

TGB! 06-04-2007 12:02 PM

If I had her kind of cash, I wouldn't give a shit. . .I mean really - she can have Silverman assassinated.

I'd still bang her (Silverman and Paris. . .)

Zoner 06-04-2007 12:09 PM

Nyck: the video is lol
z0nah: watching...
z0nah: bars like penises! HAAAAAWWW!!
z0nah: Maaaan! The REALLY funny thing is, Paris would have ZERO comeback for any of that other than "Shut up, you bitch."
Nyck: lol

Stammer 06-04-2007 12:17 PM

Who cares?

Coleman 06-04-2007 12:18 PM

hahaha stupid cunt

elstatec 06-04-2007 12:47 PM

ROFL jack nickelson.

Unknown_Sniper 06-04-2007 01:51 PM

rofl

Bucknub 06-04-2007 02:12 PM

that seemed so fake

like the audio was of the audience was added and the camera panning to the actors laughing and paris hilton .

[DAS REICH] Blitz 06-04-2007 03:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bucknub
that seemed so fake

like the audio was of the audience was added and the camera panning to the actors laughing and paris hilton .

MTV might i add

strvs 06-04-2007 03:41 PM

sarah silverman is the funniest woman comedian i've seen

+ i'd throw it in her

[DAS REICH] Blitz 06-04-2007 03:43 PM

wanda sykes?

1080jibber 06-04-2007 04:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by strvs
sarah silverman is the funniest woman comedian i've seen

+ i'd throw it in her

i would too beer:

ninty 06-04-2007 04:26 PM

yeah, she'd be a good lay

Unknown_Sniper 06-04-2007 04:34 PM

I would as well. I like her dont give a fuck attitude. Makes me laugh.

Whatada 06-04-2007 04:37 PM

prawned.

imported_Fluffy_Bunny 06-04-2007 04:39 PM

I think Sarah is totally hot! She's jewish isn't she?

strvs 06-04-2007 05:08 PM

her show is surprisingly funny

Unknown_Sniper 06-04-2007 05:42 PM

[quote="Fluffy_Bunny":32cb2]I think Sarah is totally hot! She's jewish isn't she?[/quote:32cb2]
yup

elstatec 06-04-2007 06:41 PM

[quote="Fluffy_Bunny":a24a2]I think Sarah is totally hot! She's jewish isn't she?[/quote:a24a2]

don't even think it - mr buttocks would never forgive you cuss:

Eight Ace 06-04-2007 07:30 PM

Paris is sooo hot....caged heat, oooh yeah! rock:

Eight Ace 06-04-2007 07:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by strvs
her show is surprisingly funny

yes...b.. but....ISN'T SHE ..J..JEWISH!?? oOo:

Stammer 06-04-2007 07:42 PM

[quote="Eight Ace":3feb6]
Quote:

Originally Posted by strvs
her show is surprisingly funny

yes...b.. but....ISN'T SHE ..J..JEWISH!?? ed:[/quote:3feb6]

Are you sure?! I don't see any dead Arabs hanging from her horns.

strvs 06-04-2007 07:51 PM

[quote=Stammer]
Quote:

Originally Posted by "Eight Ace":e0ea9
Quote:

Originally Posted by strvs
her show is surprisingly funny

yes...b.. but....ISN'T SHE ..J..JEWISH!?? ed:

Are you sure?! I don't see any dead Arabs hanging from her horns.[/quote:e0ea9]lol

[DAS REICH] Blitz 06-04-2007 09:10 PM

[quote=strvs]
Quote:

Originally Posted by Stammer
Quote:

Originally Posted by "Eight Ace":49425
Quote:

Originally Posted by strvs
her show is surprisingly funny

yes...b.. but....ISN'T SHE ..J..JEWISH!?? ed:

Are you sure?! I don't see any dead Arabs hanging from her horns.

lol[/quote:49425]

NO JEWS

Madmartagen 06-05-2007 12:04 AM

it wasnt that funny, sarah silvermans show fuckin sucks too, its not like she's any better.

Paintballr 06-05-2007 12:11 AM

Link Doesnt Work

gtboys34 06-05-2007 11:23 AM

took down vid...im gonna search for another

Nyck 06-05-2007 11:46 AM

they already have a pr0n video of a blonde dressed like paris in prison and getting bufu'd by a security guard

Eight Ace 06-06-2007 03:24 AM

[img]http://www.news.com.au/common/imagedata/0,,5514487,00.jpg[/img]

http://www.news.com.au/dailytelegraph/s ... 26,00.html

nevermind gitmo or abu graib.... this has got 2 stop

i 4 1 won't rest until Paris's ass is free.. mad:

imported_Fluffy_Bunny 06-06-2007 05:42 PM

Paris is a ho, though I didn't rate my one night in gaol, at least that bitch as a TV.

& I'm afraid to say I'd consider shagging that untermench jewish slag. She has a nice azz............

Arkan would back me up!

[DAS REICH] Blitz 06-06-2007 06:01 PM

[quote="Eight Ace":b0279][img]http://www.news.com.au/common/imagedata/0,,5514487,00.jpg[/img]

[url="http://www.news.com.au/dailytelegraph/story/0,22049,21859208-5001026,00.html"]http://www.news.com.au/dailytelegraph/s ... 26,00.html[/url]

nevermind gitmo or abu graib.... this has got 2 stop

i 4 1 won't rest until Paris's ass is free.. mad:[/quote:b0279] rock:

Nyck 06-06-2007 10:02 PM

[quote="Eight Ace":922f1][img]http://www.news.com.au/common/imagedata/0,,5514487,00.jpg[/img]

[url="http://www.news.com.au/dailytelegraph/story/0,22049,21859208-5001026,00.html"]http://www.news.com.au/dailytelegraph/s ... 26,00.html[/url]

nevermind gitmo or abu graib.... this has got 2 stop

i 4 1 won't rest until Paris's ass is free.. mad:[/quote:922f1]

oh big commitment there eight a whole 3 weeks

Eight Ace 06-07-2007 01:51 AM

jeez, that's three weeks without rest on my part nyck, whaddaya want ffs?

and people say Paris is a bitch.. annoy:

TGB! 06-07-2007 08:47 AM

http://www.cnn.com/2007/SHOWBIZ/TV/06/0 ... index.html

Im sure Nyck is outraged over this. . .considering he could care less about the trash - sleeping:

Nyck 06-07-2007 08:57 AM

[quote="TGB!":d08e3]http://www.cnn.com/2007/SHOWBIZ/TV/06/07/paris.hilton/index.html

Im sure Nyck is outraged over this. . .considering he could care less about the trash - sleeping: [/quote:d08e3]

why should she be released, because her parents are rich and shes a d list celeb?

do you think YOU or I would get out after 3 days if we drove on a suspended license after multiple offenses

I would be outraged if it was the judical system that did it. what does that prove to young people, that this type of behavior is acceptable? to go ahead and drink and drive and who cares if you even have a license there is no penalty.

Coleman 06-07-2007 09:27 AM

I am so OUTRAGED about this bullshit. She is "serving her sentence at home." WTF is that?! It's a freaking millionaire's lair aka a fucking resort. How is this fair? Let her freakin serve her sentence like any other normal person.

Milla 06-07-2007 09:49 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Coleman
I am so OUTRAGED about this bullshit. She is "serving her sentence at home." WTF is that?! It's a freaking millionaire's lair aka a fucking resort. How is this fair? Let her freakin serve her sentence like any other normal person.

Agree.....wtf. cuss:

Coleman 06-07-2007 09:53 AM

[10:40] Nyck: yea i hate her because she is a terrible rolemodel
[10:40] Nyck: hay gurls look act fabuolous
[10:40] Nyck: you9 can drink and say whatever and drive, who cares if you have a license you are totally fab
[10:40] Nyck: nothing will happen to you anyway
[10:40] Nyck: look at me
[10:42] Derek: i know
[10:42] Derek: it's terrible
[10:42] Derek: just terrible
[10:43] Derek: GAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
[10:44] Derek: lol
[10:44] Derek: Paris Hilton - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
Paris Whitney Hilton (born February 17, 1981) is an American celebrity, socialite, actress, convicted criminal, and recording artist. ...
[10:44] Nyck: lool
[10:45] Derek: ewww i'm reading all of her faggot-ass fans sucking paris hilton's dick on her myspace comments
[10:46] Derek: http://www.myspace.com/parishilton
[10:46] Derek: LOL At pauly's comment
[10:46] Derek: I agree with "Oceans"

You worthless little tramp. Did you cry your tender little eyes out for days? Too bad life in the real world is too tough for ya!! When I quit drinking I started to get the "SHAKES" after 3 or 4 days. That must've been the "medical condition" that got you out.

Relax sweetie, it's all over now. More booze at home, oh yeah......and coke, pot, x..........
[10:48] Nyck: rofl
[10:49] Derek: but it's bullshit now that she can edit her myspace comments from home
[10:51] Nyck: lool
[10:51] Derek: i just can't comprehend how some of these people "look up" to her and are behind her?
[10:51] Derek: it just doesn't make any sense at all.
[10:52] Nyck: its because she is a rich and just parties and that what everyone would like to do for a living

Milla 06-07-2007 09:56 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Coleman
[10:52] Nyck: its because she is a rich and just parties and that what everyone would like to do for a living

lol so very true.

Douchetallica 06-07-2007 09:57 AM

She'll probably leave her house and end up back in jail.


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