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Weird and random facts about yourself
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Fact: I can bend my tongue back, press down with the roof of my mouth and eject spit at a distance of 3 feet. |
I have twin toes
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I hit girls in the shitter
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my fingers are double jointed and i can bend my fingers backwards almost to a point where the skin can be ripped.
I broke my noise 3 times. I haven't eaten a food that I didn't enjoy. I eat everything with a smile. |
I'm extremely jumpy.
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ive had a weak cough for the past 6 months.
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[quote="Unknown_Sniper":7366a]ive had a weak cough for the past 6 months.[/quote:7366a]
ugh fuck man. there is a guy in my office with a cough that won't go away. so fucking annoying to hear him clear his throat every 2 minutes and then try to go to the bathroom and chuck up mucus. just shut the fuck up you douche bag. |
no mucus from me but its annoying as fuck.
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double jointed in my shoulders..so if im ever arrested..i could pull the cuffs over my head to the front *shrug*
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I have a birthmark on my left calf in the shape of Nova Scotia.
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all my fingers are extremely flexible and i can bend most of them at least 90 degrees back, some can almost touch the back of my hand.
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I once ate an entire Old El Paso Taco Kit (10 taco shells, 1lb. ground beef w/seasoning, cheese, lettuce, onions, tomatoes, taco sauce)
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I've lost 25 pounds on the anorexia diet in the past 6 months.
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I once got away from the police by biking towards them instead of away from them.
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if world war 2 never happened then i would not exist as my german grand mother had it off with an american trooper post ww2. so thank you for starting the war hitler.
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I got arrested for the first time on Saturday night & spent 7 hours in a cell for something I didn't do cuss:
Now I'm on bail & have to return in a month for criminal damage, this makes me officially gangsta. |
haha fluf. what for?
i actually "almost" got arrested for trespassing on friday night on the roof of my elementary school. cops showed up and threatened us with a helicopter and k-9 unit if we didn't get the fuck down. asked wtf we were doing and there. our response: "reminiscing". |
I have a single patch of red hair i've had my entire life, the rest of my hair is brown.. eek:
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i am gojira.
i also had a run-in with the police, because this douche bag kid that was following us around threw a bike in an inlet. The douchebag who did it and some other kids ran, but me and a friend stayed. We had to walk around like a quarter of a mile, then all the way back to fish the bike out of the water, then all the way back. :l |
I chased a guy 200 metres down a street at full speed at 4am in the morning because he stole 6 pornos from the video store I work at. He freaked out at my persistence and dropped them all.
I cant remember If I posted about it.... |
Fact: I get more action than Buckweed.
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Fact I learned to walk when I was 1 in the desert, and learned to drive when I was 3, in the desert. |
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Buck's action is with women, yours, men. |
You guys are some weird fuckers lol!!
oOo: I have 36 scars of various sizes etc and have only ever had 3 stitches in my life! That officially makes me like a terminator or chuck norris or some shit happy: |
I can rest my genitals on the top of my head.
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ive broken my arm 3 times (all on the same arm) and on the last break is was so bad that it resulted in me having 2 steel plates in my arm and I still have them to this day.
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whut else u wanna know? EDIT: It doesnt look like I posted anything - I wouldve, it was probably when the forums were down I guess. |
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EDIT: It doesnt look like I posted anything - I wouldve, it was probably when the forums were down I guess.[/quote:a33dc]basically the story, if you remember |
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EDIT: It doesnt look like I posted anything - I wouldve, it was probably when the forums were down I guess.[/quote:7f931]basically the story, if you remember[/quote:7f931] Saturdaay night when I used to do graveyard shift - Young guy comes in at about 4am, walks straight into the adult room - This is pretty much the slowest hour on this shift so theres noone else in the store and the streets are dead outside. Guy comes round to the front of the counter, which faces the door, and then walks straight out the door with about 6 pornos. Security locks on the cases set the beepers off and he nips out the door so my natural instinct was to go ahead and approach him - I wasnt threatened by him, he was shorter than me and looked younger and he was dressed sort of nicely so I knew he wasnt street trash. I gave chase down the road and I yelled out some stuff when I was behind him between breaths something like "IM NOT GONNA GIVE UP" "IM GONNA FUCK U UP" and then he turned a corner, I had been quite a few feet away from him, so I cut his corner and I guess when he heard how close I was he just tossed them on the ground and then I just stopped chasing him and picked them up. |
what a fucking cockblock you are
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i gt 50 bux reward from my boss |
I'm not a big fan of lightning storms.
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I thoroughly enjoy t-storms
I can't really think of any wierd random things about myself... loney: |
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Shut up Blitz.
Fact: I have never received a traffic ticket. |
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