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Zoner 06-05-2007 08:33 AM

Weird and random facts about yourself
 
Difficulty: No Explanations.

Fact: I can bend my tongue back, press down with the roof of my mouth and eject spit at a distance of 3 feet.

Nyck 06-05-2007 08:41 AM

I have twin toes

Arkan 06-05-2007 09:09 AM

I hit girls in the shitter

Coleman 06-05-2007 09:24 AM

my fingers are double jointed and i can bend my fingers backwards almost to a point where the skin can be ripped.

I broke my noise 3 times.

I haven't eaten a food that I didn't enjoy. I eat everything with a smile.

Zoner 06-05-2007 09:26 AM

I'm extremely jumpy.

Unknown_Sniper 06-05-2007 10:10 AM

ive had a weak cough for the past 6 months.

ninty 06-05-2007 10:28 AM

[quote="Unknown_Sniper":7366a]ive had a weak cough for the past 6 months.[/quote:7366a]

ugh fuck man. there is a guy in my office with a cough that won't go away. so fucking annoying to hear him clear his throat every 2 minutes and then try to go to the bathroom and chuck up mucus. just shut the fuck up you douche bag.

Unknown_Sniper 06-05-2007 10:43 AM

no mucus from me but its annoying as fuck.

gtboys34 06-05-2007 11:26 AM

double jointed in my shoulders..so if im ever arrested..i could pull the cuffs over my head to the front *shrug*

Zoner 06-05-2007 11:42 AM

I have a birthmark on my left calf in the shape of Nova Scotia.

Jotun 06-05-2007 01:00 PM

all my fingers are extremely flexible and i can bend most of them at least 90 degrees back, some can almost touch the back of my hand.

Zoner 06-05-2007 01:10 PM

I once ate an entire Old El Paso Taco Kit (10 taco shells, 1lb. ground beef w/seasoning, cheese, lettuce, onions, tomatoes, taco sauce)

Blase 06-05-2007 01:13 PM

I've lost 25 pounds on the anorexia diet in the past 6 months.

Art Attack 06-05-2007 01:15 PM

I once got away from the police by biking towards them instead of away from them.

Coleman 06-05-2007 01:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jotun
all my fingers are extremely flexible and i can bend most of them at least 90 degrees back, some can almost touch the back of my hand.

hah sweet, me too. I used to launch small objects from my fingers. I'd put my hand down palm on the table. Then I'd take a soda tab or small bit of orange peel and place it on my finger nail. I'd hold down the frontof the nail with my other hand and then pull back my finger to create tension. Let go of my other finger and it'd flick the food or whatever a good 8 feet or so. haha

elstatec 06-05-2007 01:38 PM

if world war 2 never happened then i would not exist as my german grand mother had it off with an american trooper post ww2. so thank you for starting the war hitler.

imported_Fluffy_Bunny 06-05-2007 02:00 PM

I got arrested for the first time on Saturday night & spent 7 hours in a cell for something I didn't do cuss:

Now I'm on bail & have to return in a month for criminal damage, this makes me officially gangsta.

ninty 06-05-2007 02:05 PM

haha fluf. what for?

i actually "almost" got arrested for trespassing on friday night on the roof of my elementary school. cops showed up and threatened us with a helicopter and k-9 unit if we didn't get the fuck down. asked wtf we were doing and there. our response: "reminiscing".

strvs 06-05-2007 03:56 PM

I have a single patch of red hair i've had my entire life, the rest of my hair is brown.. eek:

anti 06-05-2007 04:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by strvs
I have a single patch of red hair i've had my entire life, the rest of my hair is brown.. eek:

same but mines gray.

Whatada 06-05-2007 04:13 PM

i am gojira.


i also had a run-in with the police, because this douche bag kid that was following us around threw a bike in an inlet. The douchebag who did it and some other kids ran, but me and a friend stayed. We had to walk around like a quarter of a mile, then all the way back to fish the bike out of the water, then all the way back. :l

Tripper 06-05-2007 05:12 PM

I chased a guy 200 metres down a street at full speed at 4am in the morning because he stole 6 pornos from the video store I work at. He freaked out at my persistence and dropped them all.

I cant remember If I posted about it....

Pyro 06-05-2007 05:21 PM

Fact: I get more action than Buckweed.

Unknown_Sniper 06-05-2007 06:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tripper
I chased a guy 200 metres down a street at full speed at 4am in the morning because he stole 6 pornos from the video store I work at. He freaked out at my persistence and dropped them all.

I cant remember If I posted about it....

not that I recall, but ROFL at porn thief.

Fact I learned to walk when I was 1 in the desert, and learned to drive when I was 3, in the desert.

Unknown_Sniper 06-05-2007 06:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pyro
Fact: I get more action than Buckweed.

The difference;
Buck's action is with women, yours, men.

Scorpion -]M15F1T[- 06-05-2007 07:25 PM

You guys are some weird fuckers lol!!

oOo:

I have 36 scars of various sizes etc and have only ever had 3 stitches in my life!

That officially makes me like a terminator or chuck norris or some shit happy:

Stammer 06-05-2007 07:56 PM

I can rest my genitals on the top of my head.

[DAS REICH] Blitz 06-05-2007 08:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tripper
I chased a guy 200 metres down a street at full speed at 4am in the morning because he stole 6 pornos from the video store I work at. He freaked out at my persistence and dropped them all.

I cant remember If I posted about it....

do tell

Bucknub 06-05-2007 08:53 PM

ive broken my arm 3 times (all on the same arm) and on the last break is was so bad that it resulted in me having 2 steel plates in my arm and I still have them to this day.

Tripper 06-05-2007 09:01 PM

[quote="[DAS REICH] Blitz":46113]
Quote:

Originally Posted by Tripper
I chased a guy 200 metres down a street at full speed at 4am in the morning because he stole 6 pornos from the video store I work at. He freaked out at my persistence and dropped them all.

I cant remember If I posted about it....

do tell[/quote:46113]

whut else u wanna know?

EDIT: It doesnt look like I posted anything - I wouldve, it was probably when the forums were down I guess.

[DAS REICH] Blitz 06-05-2007 09:19 PM

[quote=Tripper]
Quote:

Originally Posted by "[DAS REICH
Blitz":a33dc]
Quote:

Originally Posted by Tripper
I chased a guy 200 metres down a street at full speed at 4am in the morning because he stole 6 pornos from the video store I work at. He freaked out at my persistence and dropped them all.

I cant remember If I posted about it....

do tell

whut else u wanna know?

EDIT: It doesnt look like I posted anything - I wouldve, it was probably when the forums were down I guess.[/quote:a33dc]basically the story, if you remember

Tripper 06-05-2007 09:28 PM

[quote="[DAS REICH] Blitz":7f931][quote=Tripper]
Quote:

Originally Posted by "[DAS REICH
Blitz":7f931]
Quote:

Originally Posted by Tripper
I chased a guy 200 metres down a street at full speed at 4am in the morning because he stole 6 pornos from the video store I work at. He freaked out at my persistence and dropped them all.

I cant remember If I posted about it....

do tell

whut else u wanna know?

EDIT: It doesnt look like I posted anything - I wouldve, it was probably when the forums were down I guess.[/quote:7f931]basically the story, if you remember[/quote:7f931]

Saturdaay night when I used to do graveyard shift - Young guy comes in at about 4am, walks straight into the adult room - This is pretty much the slowest hour on this shift so theres noone else in the store and the streets are dead outside. Guy comes round to the front of the counter, which faces the door, and then walks straight out the door with about 6 pornos. Security locks on the cases set the beepers off and he nips out the door so my natural instinct was to go ahead and approach him - I wasnt threatened by him, he was shorter than me and looked younger and he was dressed sort of nicely so I knew he wasnt street trash. I gave chase down the road and I yelled out some stuff when I was behind him between breaths something like "IM NOT GONNA GIVE UP" "IM GONNA FUCK U UP" and then he turned a corner, I had been quite a few feet away from him, so I cut his corner and I guess when he heard how close I was he just tossed them on the ground and then I just stopped chasing him and picked them up.

Nyck 06-05-2007 10:04 PM

what a fucking cockblock you are

Tripper 06-05-2007 10:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Nyck
what a fucking cockblock you are

lol
i gt 50 bux reward from my boss

Zoner 06-06-2007 07:40 AM

I'm not a big fan of lightning storms.

ninty 06-06-2007 08:03 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Zoner
I'm not a big fan of lightning storms.

We had a huge lightning storm last night and flash flooding. Had to alter my drive to work this morning because the freeway I take is under water.

2 buildings on fire due to lightning:

http://www.theglobeandmail.com/servlet/ ... ional/home


I didn't take this but this was Calgary last night.
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House on fire from lightning:

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EDIT: IMG tags edited...random facts plz

ninty 06-06-2007 08:04 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bucknub
ive broken my arm 3 times (all on the same arm) and on the last break is was so bad that it resulted in me having 2 steel plates in my arm and I still have them to this day.

i have a steel plate and 5 screws in my left arm also.

HeadUp 06-06-2007 09:45 AM

I thoroughly enjoy t-storms

I can't really think of any wierd random things about myself... loney:

[DAS REICH] Blitz 06-06-2007 02:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by HeadUp
I thoroughly enjoy t-storms

I can't really think of any wierd random things about myself... loney:

PROOF!!! FUCK 92BENGALS!!! BAN TRIPPER!!! DJ HEADUP IS ALIVE!!! FPS>92 FTW!!!

Zoner 06-06-2007 03:01 PM

Shut up Blitz.

Fact: I have never received a traffic ticket.


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