Corrupt A Wish
 

We're doing this on a different message board I'm on, but you degenerate bastards would probably make this funnier.

Write a wish.
The next person to reply grants your wish, but there's a consequence to it...
(S)he then writes another wish, which the next person corrupts.

Example:
1st person: I wish I had X-Ray Vision.
2nd person: Granted, but it only works in nursing homes.

Ready...set...go............................

I wish it was socially acceptable for men to wear thongs.

[quote="Cpt. Obvious":66431]I wish it was socially acceptable for men to wear thongs.[/quote:66431]

Granted but in order for you to wear thongs you must not wear pants or shorts.


I wish I could buy pyr0s life and than keep him as my pet

[quote="TGB!":5551a]Granted, but due to a mixup at the Brampton Postal Facility, you get Christian instead.

I wish Nyck never posted again.[/quote:5551a]

granted, but now you have to move in with him and his family and your future posts are about your experiences there.

I wish I had all of Superman's powers.

[quote=Madmartagen]granted, but now you have to move in with him and his family and your future posts are about your experiences there.

I wish I had all of Superman's powers.[/quote:d55bf]

Granted, but you would have to give up your penis.

I wish I could coax punky into coming back to this forum

[quote=Pyro]Granted, but you would have to give up your penis.

I wish I could coax punky into coming back to this forum[/quote:bac3c]

Granted, but she has a penis.

I wish lolman would pose naked.

lol.

owned, beat you to it biggrin:

Granted but naked with his massive member oiled up in your mouth.

I wish Jesus was still alive today

Granted but naked with his massive member oiled up in your mouth.

i wish i knew the proper ending of the sopranos

edit: beat!

Granted but it ends with tony soprano naked with his massive member oiled up in your mouth.

i wish i could fly

Granted but you have to take zoners massive member oiled up in your mouth whilst in flight.


I wish I was rich

granted, if by rich you mean gay.

i wish i had never joined this forum

Granted, but you have to give Brad a conciliatory reach-around.


I wish Nicholas Cage would stop ruining America.

Granted but she'll force you to make a black child with her for her collection.

I wish I could shit out my ears.


edit oh what the fuck

[quote="TGB!":c33e3]
I wish I were Supreme Ruler Of Canada.[/quote:c33e3]

Granted but your first lady would be pyro.

I wish i could understand where pyro gets his knowledge from

[quote=elstatec]Granted but your first lady would be pyro.

I wish i could understand where pyro gets his knowledge from[/quote:b01b8]

Granted, but you have to become him to understand.

I wish most mainstream music will kill itself.

[quote=Paintballr]Granted, but you have to become him to understand.

I wish most mainstream music will kill itself.[/quote:2c45a]

granted, but then all indie/alternnative/underground music would become mainstream anyway

I wish i could pee out my mouth

[quote=Tripper]granted, but then all indie/alternnative/underground music would become mainstream anyway

I wish i could pee out my mouth[/quote:d8b1a]

granted but you have to shit out of your nose and smell it for all eternity

I wish tgb and I would get along

granted, but you must murder your entire family and lick tgbs anus daily.

I wish I had a shorter penis.

[quote="Eight Ace":ed30e]granted, but you must murder your entire family and lick tgbs anus daily.

I wish I had a shorter penis.[/quote:ed30e]


Granted, but you have ball cancer aswell.


I wish I had a bigger penis.

[quote=elstatec]
Granted, but you have ball cancer aswell.


I wish I had a bigger penis.[/quote:7d32c]

granted, but your new unit will only work with dudes.


i wish the south would have won.

[quote=Eames]granted, but your new unit will only work with dudes.


i wish the south would have won.[/quote:e492a]granted, but the US has become rampant with incest mutations

i wish i had bigger hands, so i could grab more potato chips

Granted but than you couldn't masturbate because your hands would crush your penis.

I wish I had potato chips.

granted, but u must eat them with comatoses cum as a dip.


I wish I had an apartment overlooking the Seine in the latin quarter of Paris

[quote="Eight Ace":1c835]granted, but u must eat them with comatoses cum as a dip.


I wish I had an apartment overlooking the Seine in the latin quarter of Paris[/quote:1c835]

Granted, but your roommate is gay and he's getting randier by the minute.

I wish I had twenty penises.

granted, but they'd be in your mouth as teeth.

I wish I could travel to Europe and have crazy European sex with hot non-std'd women.

Granted, but you'd have to rollerskate to get there.

I wish I was Abe Lincoln

Granted but you would be assassinated just like he was

I wish i didnt have to work tomorrow.

Granted. but you have to stay home and take care of some chick's kids who aren't even yours and you're not getting pussy from the chick.

I wish 8ace and I were married.

Granted, but u must sleep on the wet patch

I wish I culd get some lady pussy on the side without Merlin finding out

[quote="TGB!":5dd7a]Granted, but it turns out its hit transgender post-op dad.

I wish I could tap-dance.[/quote:5dd7a]Granted, but you would be a national star at tap dancing and be known as "The Black Tap Dancing Guy that never gets pussy"

I wish I hosted the Man Show with Jimmy Kimmel.

Granted, but whilst filming ur first ep u r raped 2 death by an escaped gorilla, gay of course.


I wish I could be a moderator of the Battlefield Series : General Discussion forum.

[quote="Eight Ace":c036d]I wish I could be a moderator of the Battlefield Series : General Discussion forum.[/quote:c036d]
Granted, but you will be the only person with control of that forum (meaning no Zoner to override you) and I will be posting in it every day.

I wish there were no Jews.

[quote="[DAS REICH] Blitz":e6bb7]
I wish there were no Jews.[/quote:e6bb7]granted you'd be living on Mars without any Jews or humans.

I wish I could make it in the NFL and be one of the greatest QB's ever.