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Corrupt A Wish
We're doing this on a different message board I'm on, but you degenerate bastards would probably make this funnier.
Write a wish. The next person to reply grants your wish, but there's a consequence to it... (S)he then writes another wish, which the next person corrupts. Example: 1st person: I wish I had X-Ray Vision. 2nd person: Granted, but it only works in nursing homes. Ready...set...go............................ |
I wish it was socially acceptable for men to wear thongs.
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[quote="Cpt. Obvious":66431]I wish it was socially acceptable for men to wear thongs.[/quote:66431]
Granted but in order for you to wear thongs you must not wear pants or shorts. I wish I could buy pyr0s life and than keep him as my pet |
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I wish Nyck never posted again. |
[quote="TGB!":5551a]
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I wish Nyck never posted again.[/quote:5551a] granted, but now you have to move in with him and his family and your future posts are about your experiences there. I wish I had all of Superman's powers. |
[quote=Madmartagen]
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I wish I had all of Superman's powers.[/quote:d55bf] Granted, but you would have to give up your penis. I wish I could coax punky into coming back to this forum |
[quote=Pyro]
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I wish I could coax punky into coming back to this forum[/quote:bac3c] Granted, but she has a penis. I wish lolman would pose naked. |
lol.
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I wish Jesus was still alive today |
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i wish i knew the proper ending of the sopranos |
edit: beat!
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i wish i could fly |
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I wish I was rich |
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i wish i had never joined this forum |
Granted, but your income comes from kiddie porn: those kids are Pyr0 and Christian.
I wish I could bang Angelina Jolie. |
Granted, but you have to give Brad a conciliatory reach-around.
I wish Nicholas Cage would stop ruining America. |
Granted but she'll force you to make a black child with her for her collection.
I wish I could shit out my ears. edit oh what the fuck |
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I wish I were Supreme Ruler Of Canada. |
[quote="TGB!":c33e3]
I wish I were Supreme Ruler Of Canada.[/quote:c33e3] Granted but your first lady would be pyro. I wish i could understand where pyro gets his knowledge from |
[quote=elstatec]
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I wish i could understand where pyro gets his knowledge from[/quote:b01b8] Granted, but you have to become him to understand. I wish most mainstream music will kill itself. |
[quote=Paintballr]
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I wish most mainstream music will kill itself.[/quote:2c45a] granted, but then all indie/alternnative/underground music would become mainstream anyway I wish i could pee out my mouth |
[quote=Tripper]
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I wish i could pee out my mouth[/quote:d8b1a] granted but you have to shit out of your nose and smell it for all eternity I wish tgb and I would get along |
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I wish I had a shorter penis. |
[quote="Eight Ace":ed30e]
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I wish I had a shorter penis.[/quote:ed30e] Granted, but you have ball cancer aswell. I wish I had a bigger penis. |
[quote=elstatec]
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Granted, but you have ball cancer aswell. I wish I had a bigger penis.[/quote:7d32c] granted, but your new unit will only work with dudes. i wish the south would have won. |
[quote=Eames]
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i wish the south would have won.[/quote:e492a]granted, but the US has become rampant with incest mutations i wish i had bigger hands, so i could grab more potato chips |
Granted but than you couldn't masturbate because your hands would crush your penis.
I wish I had potato chips. |
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I wish I had an apartment overlooking the Seine in the latin quarter of Paris |
[quote="Eight Ace":1c835]
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I wish I had an apartment overlooking the Seine in the latin quarter of Paris[/quote:1c835] Granted, but your roommate is gay and he's getting randier by the minute. I wish I had twenty penises. |
granted, but they'd be in your mouth as teeth.
I wish I could travel to Europe and have crazy European sex with hot non-std'd women. |
Granted, but you'd have to rollerskate to get there.
I wish I was Abe Lincoln |
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I wish i didnt have to work tomorrow. |
Granted. but you have to stay home and take care of some chick's kids who aren't even yours and you're not getting pussy from the chick.
I wish 8ace and I were married. |
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I wish I culd get some lady pussy on the side without Merlin finding out |
Granted, but it turns out its hit transgender post-op dad.
I wish I could tap-dance. |
[quote="TGB!":5dd7a]Granted, but it turns out its hit transgender post-op dad.
I wish I could tap-dance.[/quote:5dd7a]Granted, but you would be a national star at tap dancing and be known as "The Black Tap Dancing Guy that never gets pussy" I wish I hosted the Man Show with Jimmy Kimmel. |
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I wish I could be a moderator of the Battlefield Series : General Discussion forum. |
[quote="Eight Ace":c036d]I wish I could be a moderator of the Battlefield Series : General Discussion forum.[/quote:c036d]
Granted, but you will be the only person with control of that forum (meaning no Zoner to override you) and I will be posting in it every day. I wish there were no Jews. |
[quote="[DAS REICH] Blitz":e6bb7]
I wish there were no Jews.[/quote:e6bb7]granted you'd be living on Mars without any Jews or humans. I wish I could make it in the NFL and be one of the greatest QB's ever. |
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