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Milla 06-15-2007 04:32 PM

Corrupt A Wish
 
We're doing this on a different message board I'm on, but you degenerate bastards would probably make this funnier.

Write a wish.
The next person to reply grants your wish, but there's a consequence to it...
(S)he then writes another wish, which the next person corrupts.

Example:
1st person: I wish I had X-Ray Vision.
2nd person: Granted, but it only works in nursing homes.

Ready...set...go............................

Cpt. Obvious 06-15-2007 04:36 PM

I wish it was socially acceptable for men to wear thongs.

Milla 06-15-2007 04:39 PM

[quote="Cpt. Obvious":66431]I wish it was socially acceptable for men to wear thongs.[/quote:66431]

Granted but in order for you to wear thongs you must not wear pants or shorts.


I wish I could buy pyr0s life and than keep him as my pet

TGB! 06-15-2007 04:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Milla
I wish I could buy pyr0s life and than keep him as my pet

Granted, but due to a mixup at the Brampton Postal Facility, you get Christian instead.

I wish Nyck never posted again.

Madmartagen 06-15-2007 04:56 PM

[quote="TGB!":5551a]
Quote:

Originally Posted by Milla
I wish I could buy pyr0s life and than keep him as my pet

Granted, but due to a mixup at the Brampton Postal Facility, you get Christian instead.

I wish Nyck never posted again.
[/quote:5551a]

granted, but now you have to move in with him and his family and your future posts are about your experiences there.

I wish I had all of Superman's powers.

Pyro 06-15-2007 04:59 PM

[quote=Madmartagen]
Quote:

Originally Posted by "TGB!":d55bf
Quote:

Originally Posted by Milla
I wish I could buy pyr0s life and than keep him as my pet

Granted, but due to a mixup at the Brampton Postal Facility, you get Christian instead.

I wish Nyck never posted again.

granted, but now you have to move in with him and his family and your future posts are about your experiences there.

I wish I had all of Superman's powers.[/quote:d55bf]

Granted, but you would have to give up your penis.

I wish I could coax punky into coming back to this forum

Milla 06-15-2007 05:15 PM

[quote=Pyro]
Quote:

Originally Posted by Madmartagen
Quote:

Originally Posted by "TGB!":bac3c
Quote:

Originally Posted by Milla
I wish I could buy pyr0s life and than keep him as my pet

Granted, but due to a mixup at the Brampton Postal Facility, you get Christian instead.

I wish Nyck never posted again.

granted, but now you have to move in with him and his family and your future posts are about your experiences there.

I wish I had all of Superman's powers.

Granted, but you would have to give up your penis.

I wish I could coax punky into coming back to this forum[/quote:bac3c]

Granted, but she has a penis.

I wish lolman would pose naked.

Tripper 06-15-2007 05:15 PM

lol.

Milla 06-15-2007 05:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tripper
Granted, but she has a penis on her face and spams gifs of her penisface fucking the brown on some dude.

owned, beat you to it biggrin:

elstatec 06-15-2007 05:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Milla
I wish lolman would pose naked.

Granted but naked with his massive member oiled up in your mouth.

I wish Jesus was still alive today

anti 06-15-2007 05:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by elstatec
Quote:

Originally Posted by Milla
I wish lolman would pose naked.

Granted but naked with his massive member oiled up in your mouth.

I wish Jesus was still alive today

Granted but naked with his massive member oiled up in your mouth.

i wish i knew the proper ending of the sopranos

jujumantb 06-15-2007 05:23 PM

edit: beat!

Tripper 06-15-2007 05:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by anti
Quote:

Originally Posted by elstatec
Quote:

Originally Posted by Milla
I wish lolman would pose naked.

Granted but naked with his massive member oiled up in your mouth.

I wish Jesus was still alive today

Granted but naked with his massive member oiled up in your mouth.

i wish i knew the proper ending of the sopranos

Granted but it ends with tony soprano naked with his massive member oiled up in your mouth.

i wish i could fly

Milla 06-15-2007 05:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tripper
Quote:

Originally Posted by anti
Quote:

Originally Posted by elstatec
Quote:

Originally Posted by Milla
I wish lolman would pose naked.

Granted but naked with his massive member oiled up in your mouth.

I wish Jesus was still alive today

Granted but naked with his massive member oiled up in your mouth.

i wish i knew the proper ending of the sopranos

Granted but it ends with tony soprano naked with his massive member oiled up in your mouth

i wish i could fly

Granted but you have to take zoners massive member oiled up in your mouth whilst in flight.


I wish I was rich

jujumantb 06-15-2007 05:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Milla

Granted but you have to take zoners massive member oiled up in your mouth whilst in flight.


I wish I was rich

granted, if by rich you mean gay.

i wish i had never joined this forum

TGB! 06-15-2007 05:27 PM

Granted, but your income comes from kiddie porn: those kids are Pyr0 and Christian.

I wish I could bang Angelina Jolie.

Zoner 06-15-2007 05:31 PM

Granted, but you have to give Brad a conciliatory reach-around.


I wish Nicholas Cage would stop ruining America.

Proteus 06-15-2007 05:33 PM

Granted but she'll force you to make a black child with her for her collection.

I wish I could shit out my ears.


edit oh what the fuck

TGB! 06-15-2007 05:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Proteus
Granted but she'll force you to make a black child with her for her collection.

I wish I could shit out my ears.

Granted, but you have to eat it first.

I wish I were Supreme Ruler Of Canada.

elstatec 06-15-2007 06:04 PM

[quote="TGB!":c33e3]
I wish I were Supreme Ruler Of Canada.[/quote:c33e3]

Granted but your first lady would be pyro.

I wish i could understand where pyro gets his knowledge from

Paintballr 06-15-2007 06:54 PM

[quote=elstatec]
Quote:

Originally Posted by "TGB!":b01b8
I wish I were Supreme Ruler Of Canada.

Granted but your first lady would be pyro.

I wish i could understand where pyro gets his knowledge from[/quote:b01b8]

Granted, but you have to become him to understand.

I wish most mainstream music will kill itself.

Tripper 06-15-2007 07:19 PM

[quote=Paintballr]
Quote:

Originally Posted by elstatec
Quote:

Originally Posted by "TGB!":2c45a
I wish I were Supreme Ruler Of Canada.

Granted but your first lady would be pyro.

I wish i could understand where pyro gets his knowledge from

Granted, but you have to become him to understand.

I wish most mainstream music will kill itself.[/quote:2c45a]

granted, but then all indie/alternnative/underground music would become mainstream anyway

I wish i could pee out my mouth

Nyck 06-15-2007 08:11 PM

[quote=Tripper]
Quote:

Originally Posted by Paintballr
Quote:

Originally Posted by elstatec
Quote:

Originally Posted by "TGB!":d8b1a
I wish I were Supreme Ruler Of Canada.

Granted but your first lady would be pyro.

I wish i could understand where pyro gets his knowledge from

Granted, but you have to become him to understand.

I wish most mainstream music will kill itself.

granted, but then all indie/alternnative/underground music would become mainstream anyway

I wish i could pee out my mouth[/quote:d8b1a]

granted but you have to shit out of your nose and smell it for all eternity

I wish tgb and I would get along

Eight Ace 06-15-2007 08:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Nyck
I wish tgb and I would get along

granted, but you must murder your entire family and lick tgbs anus daily.

I wish I had a shorter penis.

elstatec 06-15-2007 09:22 PM

[quote="Eight Ace":ed30e]
Quote:

Originally Posted by Nyck
I wish tgb and I would get along

granted, but you must murder your entire family and lick tgbs anus daily.

I wish I had a shorter penis.[/quote:ed30e]


Granted, but you have ball cancer aswell.


I wish I had a bigger penis.

Eames 06-15-2007 09:37 PM

[quote=elstatec]
Quote:

Originally Posted by "Eight Ace":7d32c
Quote:

Originally Posted by Nyck
I wish tgb and I would get along

granted, but you must murder your entire family and lick tgbs anus daily.

I wish I had a shorter penis.


Granted, but you have ball cancer aswell.


I wish I had a bigger penis.[/quote:7d32c]

granted, but your new unit will only work with dudes.


i wish the south would have won.

strvs 06-15-2007 09:47 PM

[quote=Eames]
Quote:

Originally Posted by elstatec
Quote:

Originally Posted by "Eight Ace":e492a
Quote:

Originally Posted by Nyck
I wish tgb and I would get along

granted, but you must murder your entire family and lick tgbs anus daily.

I wish I had a shorter penis.


Granted, but you have ball cancer aswell.


I wish I had a bigger penis.

granted, but your new unit will only work with dudes.


i wish the south would have won.[/quote:e492a]granted, but the US has become rampant with incest mutations

i wish i had bigger hands, so i could grab more potato chips

Milla 06-15-2007 09:50 PM

Granted but than you couldn't masturbate because your hands would crush your penis.

I wish I had potato chips.

Eight Ace 06-15-2007 10:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Milla
I wish I had potato chips.

granted, but u must eat them with comatoses cum as a dip.


I wish I had an apartment overlooking the Seine in the latin quarter of Paris

Merlin122 06-15-2007 10:31 PM

[quote="Eight Ace":1c835]
Quote:

Originally Posted by Milla
I wish I had potato chips.

granted, but u must eat them with comatoses cum as a dip.


I wish I had an apartment overlooking the Seine in the latin quarter of Paris[/quote:1c835]

Granted, but your roommate is gay and he's getting randier by the minute.

I wish I had twenty penises.

Coleman 06-15-2007 10:39 PM

granted, but they'd be in your mouth as teeth.

I wish I could travel to Europe and have crazy European sex with hot non-std'd women.

Merlin122 06-15-2007 10:40 PM

Granted, but you'd have to rollerskate to get there.

I wish I was Abe Lincoln

Milla 06-15-2007 10:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Merlin122
Granted, but you'd have to rollerskate to get there.

I wish I was Abe Lincoln

Granted but you would be assassinated just like he was

I wish i didnt have to work tomorrow.

Merlin122 06-15-2007 10:48 PM

Granted. but you have to stay home and take care of some chick's kids who aren't even yours and you're not getting pussy from the chick.

I wish 8ace and I were married.

Eight Ace 06-15-2007 10:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Merlin122
Granted. but you have to stay home and take care of some chick's kids who aren't even yours and you're not getting pussy from the chick.

I wish 8ace and I were married.

Granted, but u must sleep on the wet patch

I wish I culd get some lady pussy on the side without Merlin finding out

TGB! 06-15-2007 11:24 PM

Granted, but it turns out its hit transgender post-op dad.

I wish I could tap-dance.

Coleman 06-15-2007 11:38 PM

[quote="TGB!":5dd7a]Granted, but it turns out its hit transgender post-op dad.

I wish I could tap-dance.
[/quote:5dd7a]Granted, but you would be a national star at tap dancing and be known as "The Black Tap Dancing Guy that never gets pussy"

I wish I hosted the Man Show with Jimmy Kimmel.

Eight Ace 06-15-2007 11:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Coleman
I wish I hosted the Man Show with Jimmy Kimmel.

Granted, but whilst filming ur first ep u r raped 2 death by an escaped gorilla, gay of course.


I wish I could be a moderator of the Battlefield Series : General Discussion forum.

[DAS REICH] Blitz 06-16-2007 12:30 AM

[quote="Eight Ace":c036d]I wish I could be a moderator of the Battlefield Series : General Discussion forum.[/quote:c036d]
Granted, but you will be the only person with control of that forum (meaning no Zoner to override you) and I will be posting in it every day.

I wish there were no Jews.

Coleman 06-16-2007 12:57 AM

[quote="[DAS REICH] Blitz":e6bb7]
I wish there were no Jews.[/quote:e6bb7]granted you'd be living on Mars without any Jews or humans.

I wish I could make it in the NFL and be one of the greatest QB's ever.


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