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TGB! 07-17-2007 08:06 PM

REAL Harry Potter spoilers -
 
So Snape is killed, but it turns out hes not a bad guy at all - he just wanted to fuck Harry's mom.

But who else is killed - I'm trying to spoil it for this forum, and anyone who has read through the book (I cant bring myself to) please let me know. Thanks.

ninty 07-17-2007 08:07 PM

I'm pretty sure Brian is the bad guy.

MuZzA 07-17-2007 08:12 PM

At the end of the story Hagrid was killed by Snape in the attempt of ambush Hermione and Ron.
Ron and Hermione flees in privet drive but Voldermort, surprising them, engaged a magical duel with Ron and Hermione.

Voldemort attacked trough the imperius curse and Hermione, to protect the life of Ron fight hardly for more than 6 pages and then finally die.
(boring, very boring... it's always the same story!)

TGB! 07-17-2007 08:13 PM

Who the hell is Brian - I have no idea what that means. . .I need deaths man. . .I got one down but they dont do any "Harry is mourning so and so's passing".

Wait - they talked about Ron's brother being killed, - what was his name and was he a major character? His mom goes ape shit on some Belladonna or Bellamatrix chick, after telling her not to touch her kids - and then kills her. Was she a major character too?

TGB! 07-17-2007 08:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MuZzA
At the end of the story Hagrid was killed by Snape in the attempt of ambush Hermione and Ron.
Ron and Hermione flees in privet drive but Voldermort, surprising them, engaged a magical duel with Ron and Hermione.

Voldemort attacked trough the imperius curse and Hermione, to protect the life of Ron fight hardly for more than 6 pages and then finally die.
(boring, very boring... it's always the same story!)

Its also silly bullshit you pulled from the net. None of the three annoying brats die in this book. Ron and Hermoine or w/e are fucking and have kids at the end.

anti 07-17-2007 09:10 PM

keep them coming.

[DAS REICH] Blitz 07-17-2007 10:09 PM

http://machodance.ytmnd.com/

or go to YTMND to see the main page

TGB! 07-17-2007 10:12 PM

Ha, there's no way I'm reading the entire thing but so far:

Appearantly the big "Snape kills Dumboldore" death last book was one big ruse. Snape had been working for the Order Of The Phoenix as well as the Death Eaters, a double agent and on Dumboldore's oder's kills him, in order to prevent Voldermort from possessing some "Elder Wand" (which is a badass wand I guess). The problem is, the Elder Want can only be taken from someone who beats the wearer - as Voldemort didn't kill Dum, he can't actually possess the wand.

At some point in the book Voldermort becomes Hogwarts leader or some nonsense. It is here that the final act takes place after Harry "dies" (he's not actually dead, but he does see Dumboldore who explains alot to Harry - cause Harry is a bint appearantly, about his role in the world and shit). Harry is being a pussy and hiding, but when Voldermort almost kills someone named Neville, he unmasks and oh the shit hits the fan - fighting and one character says "Get away from my daughter you BITCH!" - edgy writing. It's the previously mentioned Mrs. Weasley. At this point, Weasley kills Bella Langstrone (or the woman Helena Carter plays in the current movie).

Harry and Voldermort have a standoff. Voldermort has the wand, but Harry says "Your wand wont do shit bitch - be a man for once, show some remorse for your actions!" He dont. And he dies. And Harry is the man.

http://mightygodking.livejournal.com/343960.html#cutid1

Use this to spread your evil across the internet people - destroy this book. Infect Penny-Arcade with this news, and be swift about it. Also millwarworld.tv - both dont require any authentication and wont see it coming!

[DAS REICH] Blitz 07-17-2007 10:18 PM

any one know a good website to do it? this is the one time I actually agree with TGB

ninty 07-17-2007 10:24 PM

[quote="TGB!":ff5ae]Who the hell is Brian - I have no idea what that means.[/quote:ff5ae]

Brian is Jim's brother.

TGB! 07-17-2007 10:25 PM

It dont matter - just visit EVERY sites Offtopic board, and put that info in the title: "Freddy, Snape, Hedwig, Vol - RIP! Harry Potter 7"

Bam - hit the big sites. . .Gamespot, Gametrailers, Pennyarcade, etc. etc.

Zoner 07-18-2007 05:54 AM

NOOOOOOOOOO!!! YOU BITCH!!

Simo Häyhä 07-18-2007 06:42 AM

ron dies

Eight Ace 07-18-2007 07:18 AM

[quote="Simo Häyhä":4fa63]ron dies[/quote:4fa63]
as does Darren, whilst Troy and Ashley both become unicorns if i remember correctly

elstatec 07-18-2007 07:49 AM

if any of you read harry potter then you should be shot.

imported_Fluffy_Bunny 07-18-2007 10:32 AM

I'm just holding out till Hermione makes a porno rock:

Coleman 07-20-2007 08:21 AM

I'm waiting for someone to do those drive-by's at a bookstore to shout spoilers for people and then post them on ytmnd.com. Those were hilarious. "NooooOO!!! You bitch! You BITCH!" hahah

Simo Häyhä 07-20-2007 12:56 PM

[img]http://img466.imageshack.us/img466/9793/118488552685sr3.jpg[/img]
Thread over

geRV 07-20-2007 01:05 PM

NOT DOBBY!!!!!!!!!


oOo:

Suprised they even mentioned that glorified rat again.

anti 07-22-2007 09:36 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by geRV
NOT DOBBY!!!!!!!!!


oOo:

Suprised they even mentioned that glorified rat again.

i'm surprised you know who that is

[DAS REICH] Blitz 07-22-2007 09:49 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by anti
Quote:

Originally Posted by geRV
NOT DOBBY!!!!!!!!!


oOo:

Suprised they even mentioned that glorified rat again.

i'm surprised you know who that is


geRV 07-22-2007 11:04 AM

Not hard to know who it is when it was the only decent movie on tv at the time one night.

Blase 07-22-2007 12:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by geRV
Not hard to know who it is when it was the only decent movie on tv at the time one night.

Oh well yea of course. Duh

MuZzA 07-23-2007 11:22 AM

http://my.break.com/media/view.aspx?ContentID=335942

rofl at angry fan!

ninty 07-23-2007 11:41 AM

On Friday driving back from a concert, we came up behind a jeep with a huge banner in its back window. The banner said in bright colours "Harry Potter Dies". I loled.

Short Hand 07-23-2007 01:17 PM

;p;

Sgt. Paine 07-23-2007 01:26 PM

[quote="Simo Häyhä":9b335][img]http://img466.imageshack.us/img466/9793/118488552685sr3.jpg[/img]
Thread over[/quote:9b335]
ebaumsnyck

Madmartagen 07-23-2007 03:35 PM

my friend emailed me with the subject line 'my life is ruined' and was complaining because he heard one of his coworkers talking about the book. she just finished reading it and said some choice spoilers and he got pissed. it made my day.

9mm BeRetTa 07-23-2007 07:04 PM

So you mean to tell me no one on here's going to admit they read the book? I read it over the weekend. So/so read. Started reading the series a while back, had to see how things ended.

rofl @ "my life is ruined"

TGB! 07-23-2007 07:31 PM

I tried reading the first book a couple years ago, and realized what ridiculous shit the book was. The woman CAN NOT write. At all. Theres so much better literature out there for kids than this bullshit thats not getting any play. . .its sad.

ninty 07-23-2007 08:13 PM

[quote="TGB!":4a73d]I tried reading the first book a couple years ago, and realized what ridiculous shit the book was. The woman CAN NOT write. At all. Theres so much better literature out there for kids than this bullshit thats not getting any play. . .its sad.[/quote:4a73d]

I agree, but maybe this will encourage some kids to go out and find that other literature. I guess reading one book is better than reading none.

I have one friend who is reading it, and another who read the first 3 and dropped it. I haven't read any of the books or seen any of the movies. Just not something that really appealed to me personally.

9mm BeRetTa 07-23-2007 09:05 PM

I think it'd be pretty hard to start reading and get into the whole magical, teenager hero as an adult - many people probably either started reading the series as kids...or to their kids. So maybe that's why you guys could never get into it.

The bulk of this series I read about 7-8years ago in middle school and at that time I could really get into the plot.

Blase 07-24-2007 07:19 PM

[quote=ninty]
Quote:

Originally Posted by "TGB!":9deb6
I tried reading the first book a couple years ago, and realized what ridiculous shit the book was. The woman CAN NOT write. At all. Theres so much better literature out there for kids than this bullshit thats not getting any play. . .its sad.

I agree, but maybe this will encourage some kids to go out and find that other literature. I guess reading one book is better than reading none.
[/quote:9deb6]

Kids books aren't meant to be especially well written, they're supposed to be easy to read.

The fact that Harry Potter's intended audience was 6-10 year olds escapes many people since so many adults read it also.

m00nraker 07-24-2007 08:09 PM

I read the first three between 5/6th grade. I never read any of the other ones since.

Simo Häyhä 07-24-2007 09:50 PM

[quote="TGB!":93d99]I tried reading the first book a couple years ago, and realized what ridiculous shit the book was. The woman CAN NOT write. At all. Theres so much better literature out there for kids than this bullshit thats not getting any play. . .its sad.[/quote:93d99]
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