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imported_Fluffy_Bunny 07-18-2007 10:15 AM

Russian sons o b*ches
 
I'm hearing unconfirmed reports from my mates in the service that the commies have violated UK airspace. The RAF have been called to whip a 'summer of 1940' on their azz.

mwah:

Zoner 07-18-2007 10:34 AM

There goes the siren that warns of the air raid
Then comes the sound of the guns sending flak
Out for the scramble we've got to get airborne
Got to get up for the coming attack.

Jump in the cockpit and start up the engines
Remove all the wheel blocks there's no time to waste
Gathering speed as we head down the runway
Got to get airborne before it's too late.

Running, scrambling, flying
Rolling, turning, diving, going in again
Run, live to fly, fly to live, do or die
Run, live to fly, fly to live. aces high.

rock:

MuZzA 07-18-2007 10:41 AM

So it begins...

Merlin122 07-18-2007 10:47 AM

sweet! I get to see (and most likely participate in) the third world war.

Short Hand 07-18-2007 02:52 PM

http://en.rian.ru/russia/20070718/69179730.html

Tripper 07-18-2007 03:34 PM

Uh Oh - Here comes the bombs.

MuZzA 07-18-2007 03:44 PM

Nuke them first.

ninty 07-18-2007 03:53 PM

i think one of the brit air force guys said the russians didn't come into their airspace either.

elstatec 07-18-2007 06:37 PM

just the chavs in the raf.

Chronic Diarrhea 07-18-2007 06:46 PM

Yes! I should join the Air Force and put my LOMAC training to good use.

Mr.Buttocks 07-18-2007 06:55 PM

Everyone calm down.

jujumantb 07-18-2007 07:11 PM

thats DA BOMB!

imported_Fluffy_Bunny 07-18-2007 07:41 PM

[img]http://www.lizdas.lt/aviacija/rusija/1946_1965/tu_95/Tu95_V.jpg[/img]

They tried to invade the realm with bear bombers? You kidding me? I'm insulted! At least those red gits could have sent one of their jet engined bombers...

It's a good job I'm doing my ww2 re-enactment stuff this weekend kus if the reds invade me n the lads will be ready rock:

[img]http://a497.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/128/l_32d0a64c9d646880f64a3f936895ede8.jpg[/img]

Chronic Diarrhea 07-18-2007 07:55 PM

So how serious is this over there? It doesn't seem to be that big of a deal, but I know Putin has been acting like a prick lately and he's been glorifying his old KGB days. I don't think Russia would want a war with anybody as it is -- most of their equipment is pretty old now.

geRV 07-18-2007 08:02 PM

Hasn't been much on the news about it from what ive seen. Just seems that Russia has got another arsehole in charge who thinks he's still in the cold war.

wintersforge 07-18-2007 08:52 PM

[quote="Fluffy_Bunny":577a2][img]http://www.lizdas.lt/aviacija/rusija/1946_1965/tu_95/Tu95_V.jpg[/img]

They tried to invade the realm with bear bombers? You kidding me? I'm insulted! At least those red gits could have sent one of their jet engined bombers...

It's a good job I'm doing my ww2 re-enactment stuff this weekend kus if the reds invade me n the lads will be ready rock:

[img]http://a497.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/128/l_32d0a64c9d646880f64a3f936895ede8.jpg[/img][/quote:577a2]

I remember seeing an amazing airshow and ww2 enactment near Stockport..fantastic airjets, prop planes and all..

Stammer 07-20-2007 10:26 AM

England wouldn't stand a chance.

Simo Häyhä 07-20-2007 12:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Stammer
England wouldn't stand a chance.

[img]http://img482.imageshack.us/img482/2205/1184429706022ca9.jpg[/img]

Chronic Diarrhea 07-20-2007 12:45 PM

[quote="Simo Häyhä":2a259]
Quote:

Originally Posted by Stammer
England wouldn't stand a chance.

[mg]http://img482.imageshack.us/img482/2205/1184429706022ca9.jpg[/img][/quote:2a259]


ROFL. Excellent show.

geRV 07-20-2007 12:48 PM

Laughable how politics are these days, uk expels 4 russian delegates, russia expels 4 uk delegates rolleyes:


Wonder whos gonna do the next "throw the rattle out of the pram" move.

Mr.Buttocks 07-20-2007 03:37 PM

We've manned the haggis catapults north of the border just in case the commies come back.

geRV 07-20-2007 04:01 PM

[quote="Mr.Buttocks":43538]We've manned the haggis catapults north of the border just in case the commies come back.[/quote:43538]

You ate all the fucking ammo. cuss:

Mr.Buttocks 07-20-2007 04:51 PM

[img]http://img352.imageshack.us/img352/8479/embarassedrk4.gif[/img]

Simo Häyhä 07-20-2007 10:18 PM

[quote="Mr.Buttocks":d5661][img]http://img352.imageshack.us/img352/8479/embarassedrk4.gif[/img][/quote:d5661]
you son of a bitch


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