Pls help me
 

my disc drive has just stopped reading discs, no auto run, no nothing

i'm becoming increasingly anxious & distressed.... mad:

have you whispered sweet nothings to it yet?

...in these kind of situations i recommend you unzip, wack out your cock and slam it on the front of the disk drive until you see some moisture, then you'll know its ready for action...

do to it like you would do to a lame horse...
take it out back and shoot it

insert floppy disk

check the cables, power, ide/sata if all is plugged in you need a new one

[quote="[DAS REICH] Blitz":0c2a7]insert floppy dick[/quote:0c2a7]

thx 4 the advice guyz but not only are my discs not being read,
they are now covered in my own hot man-leavings, which quite frankly
does nothing but compound my already existing problem.....bah! mad:

Sell it to Pyro.

pls die

pff.

8ace > you

careface

can do chief! beer:

[quote="Eight Ace":70277]thx 4 the advice guyz but not only are my discs not being read,
they are now covered in my own hot man-leavings, which quite frankly
does nothing but compound my already existing problem.....bah! mad:[/quote:70277]had the same problem a while back. If you see your power light on the front working then most likely it isn't your disc drive or power connector etc thats causing the problem. I went into the bios and enabled something relating to the drive (rom drive) that was disabled somehow. First set your default bios settings and then if that doesn't work, go into the bios and change( i forgot exactly what it was)..

play with extreme caution in the BIOS as simple as it looks, it can make for a bad day if u fuck it up

bios can easily be reset.

yes through a couple means, but it can still fuck up your day

wish i remember exactly what i enabled that got it working again..

I think I'll just have a beer or six and then start fooling around with the BIOS and then get really angry and
smash the fucking computer and then immediately regret having done so, and lastly i'll cry myself 2 sleep.